This is the 4th last chapter of SMHS
The nxt chapter has more Rion fluff but this one is just for those who really hate valentines. Personally I've never liked Valentines coz it's too cliche but then again I'm young and I've never been kissed or had a boyfriend.
Day 224
Today was a special day for Destiny high for all the love sick teenagers, for today was Valentines Day. The school was decorated with pink and red streamers, flowers, chocolates, streamers and other stuff.
Defence force: the bathrooms: 7 am
"Captain?" Paine asked. "why are we in the bathrooms at this time of day?"
"Today's Valentines day" Kuri answered.
"Sooo?" Yuna, Rikku and Paine said.
"THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!" Kuri yelled and showed her teammates her laptop screen. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SUICIDE RATE IS LIKE ON VALENTINES DAY??!!!!"
"HOLY!!" Rikku yelled.
"We've got to do something" Yuna said. "but what can we do?"
"Operation: Cupid squad" Kuri smirked.
"What?" Paine asked sounding a little worried.
"Last night I developed love darts" Kuri grabbed a sack full of darts. "these darts could make anyone fall in love with the first person they see and that way no one gets left out on Valentines Day"
"YEAH!!" Rikku and Yuna jumped up and down with glee.
"…What have I gotten myself into?" Paine asked herself.
Before period 1
As our fellow 'Chinese kids' entered the school there were love sick people everywhere.
"Ewww" Roxas shuddered.
"Hey don't complain to me, it's not my fault no one could ever love you" Xion yelled.
"Ooouuuucchh" Larxene and Demyx chorused.
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!" Axel yelled as four pair of eyes were on him. "umm…I mean…never mind"
"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY" Some guy in a pink heart costume said as he popped right behind Xion almost scaring the crap out of her.
"The heck is that?" Demyx asked.
"I believe that's some geek in a costume" Zexion said.
"Guys it's me!" the boy in the costume said as he removed the top of the costume.
"Riku?" Axel asked looking up and down. "why are you in a costume"
"Because the defence force are on a love rampage" Everyone stayed quiet for a while and Riku sighed. "you see they've discovered that the suicide rate is higher on Valentines Day and so they are trying to pair up everyone by using these love darts. THEY EVEN PAIRED UP A CAT WITH A POTPLANT!!" He yelled as he pointed to a cat rubbing up against a pot plant.
"What's with the costume then?" Larxene asked.
"I'm promoting Valentines day"
"Llllaaaaammmeee" Demyx said.
"Alright I'm hiding from the fan girls and also the Defence force threatened me to wear it"
"You may be a girly looking man but you're still a man so grow some back bone!" Axel yelled.
"He doesn't look like a girl" Roxas said.
"Yeah he's more of a man than you'll ever be" Xion smirked.
"Geez you're just dishing them out today aren't ya?" Axel said.
"Wait…fan girls?" Demyx's eyes widened as all the exchange student fan girls pointed at Axel, Roxas, Demyx and Zexion.
"Oh (Shadow)" The boys ran off screaming like little girls being chased by a bulldozer.
"Poor guys" Larxene sighed.
"oooh Riku" Riku turned around and saw the other half of single girls at this school waving at him flirtatiously.
"Be right back!" Riku reassured Larxene and Xion as he got out of his costume and ran like hell. Larxene and Xion could only blink.
"Fan girls are scary" Xion said.
"Fan boys are even worse" Larxene said pointing at the fan boys carrying chocolates and flowers.
"BE MY VALENTINE!!"
"um…Larxene?" Xion asked sounding nervous, "what should we do?"
"RUN LIKE HELL!!" Larxene yelled as she grabbed Xion and ran for it.
Demon sisters and brothers: Recess
"geez those Chinese kids and that Riku guy have been gone almost all day" Cobalt said. "It's actually kind of boring."
"well they have huge fan bases at school so they're probably running for their lives" Inu answered.
"I love Valentines day!" Neko cheered.
"why?" Inu asked.
"because of all the chocolates"
"typical!" Inu yelled. "have you ever thought that maybe this day is for lovers" Suddenly the door of the library opened revealing a tall dark smexy Italian boy walking towards Neko. Perhaps it was the Italian based hormones, but several girls had been trailing after the drop dead gorgeous man in the tuxedo and the fedora.
"why hello there" he smiled at Neko. She just blinked childishly.
Almost all the girls in the library fainted at the accent. "lucky Neko" one managed to say before turning into goop.
"They're all going to stain the carpet," Scarlet noted.
"who are you?" Neko asked.
"I almost forgot she was naïve" The Italian boy thought. "I am here for you my darling kitten," he pointed angrily at Inu. "AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER HEART YOU FOUL CAD WITH AN ACORN FOR A BRAIN!!!"
Inu's blood boiled. "I have no feelings for Neko but NO ONE CALLS ME A FOUL CAD WITH AN ACORN FOR A BRAIN!!!"
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!!!" The Italian boy yelled. "the winner becomes Neko's fiancé!!"
"Oi, that's my baby sister you're planning to rape!" Scarlet growled angrily making Inu and Cobalt edge away. Scarlet's older sister protective instinct was legendary…and lethal. "Who the hell are you anyway?"
"I am the second son of Tropi Sorbei who is also known as Sorbei Gelato. My name is Lemone Sorbei" At this Scarlet and Inu tried their best to hold in their laughter but couldn't help it and let it out. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY???!!"
"Lemon" Scarlet giggled. "Sorbet"
Everyone got the joke and cracked up laughing.
"I'll be back!" Lemone Sorbei said as he walked out of the library in an incredibly hurried smexy walk.
locker rooms
"operation pair up is becoming a smashing success" Rikku piped up. "all we need to do is pair up the demons and the exchange students."
"yeah we already promised Spoon Head he wouldn't get shot with the darts as long as he wears that costume" Kuri said. "speaking of which, I haven't seen him all day"
"Maybe the fan girls found out who was under the costume" Paine said.
"hey look a lonely boy" Yuna pointed to a poor boy sitting on the bench.
"looks like he could use a partner" Kuri threw the dart but the wind blew it to Coach Lexeaus.
"ouch!" Lexeaus looked at a random tree and hugged it tightly. "oh tree! You are my one true love! I will save the environment to make you smile!!"
"oh" Kuri said. "looks like a missed"
Meanwhile Xaldin laughed to himself. "sucker!" Suddenly a flying dart hit him on the neck. "owww!! What the?!" Then he gazed into the mirror. "baby!"
"hey look it's the evil Leon!" Yuna pointed at Leon getting his stuff ready. "I wonder?" Yuna grabbed a dart and threw it at Leon.
"OWW WHO THREW THAT!!" Leon looked behind him and saw Larxene getting books out of her locker. If Xion wasn't hiding behind Larxene, Leon might've fallen in love with her. "LARXENE!! MY LOVE!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Larxene screamed as she ran out of the locker room.
"COME BACK HERE SWEETY PIE!!"
"I THOUGHT I DUMPED YOU!!!" Larxene screamed.
"DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU!!" Larxene caught up with the others.
"wait up!" Xion yelled and chased after them, some how getting caught up with the fan girls.
Court yard: the 45th lap around the school
"geez…we've…missed…out…on…so…many…classes…today" Roxas said taking a breath after every word.
"will these fans give in?!!" Axel asked himself.
"they're driven by pure love!" Zexion said. "IT'S HORRIBLE!!"
"I have an idea!" Demyx summoned up his sitar.
"DEMYX!! THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!" Larxene screamed.
"DANCE WATER DANCE!!" Several water clones appeared and the fans chased after those. The rest of them hid behind the bushes
"smart!" Larxene said. "hey Shortie? Can you're tiny legs keep up?" She asked as Xion was catching her breath.
"when will you stop calling me shortie?" Xion asked angrily.
"when you become as tall as me" Larxene smirked. "which will be…I don't know, never!"
"oh no she didn't!" Roxas said smiling at the fact that Xion who insulted him this morning was getting her (Assasin) kicked.
"hey leave her alone!" Riku said.
"what are yoooou going to do about it Spoon head?"
"when will you stop calling me spoon head?" Riku asked angrily.
"When you start going grey. Oh wait, that's already happened!" Larxene cracked up laughing.
"oh no she didn't!" Roxas said.
"QUIT SAYING THAT!!" Axel yelled.
"but little Xion's getting her (assassin) kicked"
"little? Xion?" Larxene laughed.
"you keep calling her short" Roxas said sounding a little annoyed.
"yeah but she's not short compared to you"
"WHY AM I THE VICTIM OF YOUR INSULTS TODAY??!!"
"Because your easy" Larxene and Xion said at the same time.
Scarlet: at the lockers
"Scarlet-sama," Scarlet raised her head and raised a brow. A young Japanese man in a navy blue yukata with dark storm clouds around the edges was leaning on a locker and she could see the hidden knife in his sleeve. There were tattoos of wolves on one his arms.
"Yakuza?" she asked. She noted the symbol on the sleeve of his yukata. "From the Toshiro clan I see. What do you want?"
"I seek your time Scarlet-sama," he said in a deep voice, thickly accented. "I am the heir, my name is Kano Toshiro."
"Well. you can't have my time," she hissed, flipping her Death Note to ultimate murder/torture plans ( the one with the fluffy bunny sticker) "I have an Italian boy to destroy before he rapes my baby sister."
Lemone Sorbei: Somewhere in a candy store
Lemonne sneezed.
"SWINE FLU!!!" screamed a small child. Suddenly men in white coats tackled him to the floor.
Scarlet: still at locker
Kano smirked. "Deadly and intelligent as I've been told," he mused with a smirk. She glared up at him.
"I finished my dealings with your clan ages ago. Your father doesn't like our deal to do with your revenue," Scarlet growled. "He can take it up with me at our meeting next week. Not send his son."
"Scarlet! My bountiful babe!" Cobalt waved but then he saw Kano ahead and they both glared at each other.
"who are you?" They asked each other.
"I am Scarlet's fiancé" Kano smirked.
"I'm no one's fiancé" Scarlet growled.
"Well I've known Scarlet since we were kids" Cobalt smirked. "I know her favourite foods, colours, explosives"
"and yet you're not dating, are you still mystified" Kano smirked.
"I've proposed to her twice!!" Cobalt yelled.
"like I said, are you still mystified?"
"…OH SHUT UP!!"
"what you need to do is to win her over…which you haven't done" Kano laughed.
"Do I get a say in this?" Scarlet asked. The boys paused for a moment.
"What's your type Scarlet-San?" Kano asked.
"someone who can keep up with intelligence and explosives" Scarlet pointed to both of the boys. "Cobalt! You're an idiot and Kano! You probably can't use explosives for squat!! Now if you excuse me I've got to kill an Italian pretty boy" Scarlet yelled and stormed off.
"at least I can use explosives" Cobalt grinned.
"at least I'm not an idiot"
Transfer students plus Riku: Still hiding behind the bushes
"now that all the fans are gone it's time for…" Axel announced "Operation sneak back into class"
"Do you really want to go back to class?" Larxene asked. "I kinda enjoy just sitting there and insulting people plus…why are you still here?" She pointed at Riku who was hiding behind Xion.
"Fan girls"
"I don't think Shortie's going to make a good shield"
"Yeah" Axel piped up. "She'll be killed"
"killed?" Xion's eyes widened.
"It's okay" Riku said as he grabbed her shoulder. "I'll protect you"
"AAAAAAAAWWWW!!" All 5 nobodies chorused.
"ah shut up!" Riku growled.
"I don't think it's a safe idea to leave though" Zexion said. "just stay here until the music comes on"
"what music?"
Suddenly some really bad 70-80s music starting playing.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMAN!!" Tidus announced from an outdoor stage. "Presenting Yuffie and Reno as back up dancers, DJ Rude and Destiny High's singing talent VINCENT VALENTINE!!!"
The crowd screamed.
"hey guys" Demyx said. "let's check it out"
"oh boy" Axel sighed.
The transfer students plus Riku snuck behind the bushes and peaked through the one closest to the stage only to find Vincent Valentine wearing a red sequin tuxedo with black pants instead and a sparkling red tie singing…
Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes
The girls squealed, the guys puked, the couples sighed and those hiding behind the bushes sweat dropped.
"what the (heartless) is this?" Larxene asked.
"I believe it's some looser singing a cheesy song for Valentines" Zexion said.
"To think" Roxas said. "some one changed their surname for this special day"
"That's his actual name" Riku corrected.
"wow"
"who is this guy?" Xion asked.
"he's in the drama club"
Xion gasped. "I'VE NEVER NOTICED HIM!!!" Riku put a finger to her lips.
"shhh you don't want the fans to find us"
"there's a lot more sexual tension between those two" Larxene whispered.
"I wish they would just hurry up and make out with each other" Axel whispered.
"HUH?!!"
"YOU HEARD NOTHING!"
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when you call out my name
The music began to crescendo and every looked up really excitedly
Love is in the air
Love is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
Meanwhile the cupid squad were watching the concert. "we should pair Vincent up" Kuri said.
"sure!" Yuna piped up. "who with"
"Yuffie Kisaragi" Rikku smiled. "Paine, shoot him!"
Paine shot a love dart at Vincent who yelped. Instead of looking at Yuffie he looked at Paine. "STOP THE MUSIC!!" Yuffie and Reno stopped dancing and Rude tried his best to keep the discs still. "hey! Goth girl at the back, you're Paine right?" Vincent asked.
"uh…yeah"
"You're pretty cute" Vincent smiled.
"Rikku" Paine muttered.
"yes"
"I hate you" Paine ran off as fast as she could but Vincent chased after her. Behind the bushes everyone sweat dropped.
"this is just getting weirder and weirder" Roxas said.
"yes" Zexion muttered feeling slightly jealous.
"Zexion?" Xion asked. "was there jealousy in your voice"
"of course not"
"oooooouuu Zexy's in love!" Larxene smirked.
"don't call me Zexy!"
Meanwhile the people on the stage blinked nervously. "umm up next…Lemon Sorbet?"
"IT'S LEMONE SORBEI!!" The poor Italian boy yelled as everyone in the audience cracked up laughing.
"right!" Tidus said. "and…NEKO JENOVA!!"
Everyone gasped. Neko looked around childishly. "me?"
"yes you!"
Neko walked onto the stage along with Lemone. There were several gasps from the audience.
"Demyx?" Axel asked. "are you giggling"
"Lemon…Sorbet!" Demyx cracked up laughing. "WHAT A NAME!"
"Sorbei" Xion pondered. "sounds familiar"
"It's that mob that kidnapped us and held us hostage" Roxas said.
"they held you hostage?" Riku sounded concerned.
"we're okay" Xion reassured. "don't worry, they just gave us ice cream, tied us up and put us in a giant freezer" Riku's eyes widened.
"Shortie! You're giving him grey hairs…oh too late!" Larxene laughed.
"I'm not surprised that you have a hate club" Riku sighed.
While Neko and Lemone were on stage Neko looked around.
"Neko, will you do me the honour of…"
"I smell cookies!" Neko announced and ran off the stage.
"where are you going?!!" Lemone screamed as he was left on stage. "well…I guess since I'm here I may as well do something" He heard ticking. "That noise, it…reminds of a song for some weird reason"
"SING! SING! SING!" The crowd chanted.
"okay!" Lemone started singing.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape Vexen yelled as he hoped onto the stage.
"DUMBLEDORE!!"
"VEXEN?!!" The young nobodies yelled.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
Dumbledore!
Snape,Snape,Severus Snape,
Dumbledore!
Tidus hoped onto the stage.
Snape,Ron, Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley
Dumbledore!
Snape,Ron, Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley
Dumbledore!
Mary Sue didn't want to be out staged by anyone so she hopped onto the stage as well and started singing
Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
Dumbledore!
Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Hermione Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
Dumbledore!
Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
"Hey this looks like fun!" Cobalt announced as he hopped onto the stage as well and starting shuffling.
Harry Potter Harry Potter Ooh! Harry Potter Harry Potter Yeah Harry Potter Harry Potter Ooh! Harry Potter Harry Potter That's me!
The girls squealed and the guys cheered. Lemone was being out staged and glared at Cobalt.
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry!
Snape! Harry! Vexen yelled. He was completely shirtless and everyone screamed in horror.
"DUMBLEDORE!!!"
...Hermione
Dumbledore!
Snape,Ron,Hermione Snape,Ron, Severus Snape, Ron Weasley, Hermione
Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter I'm Harry Potter Harry Harry Potter
Singing a Song All Day Long at Hooooooooooooogwarts!
The crowd cheered. Even the nobodies clapped.
"It sounds like they ripped off a youtube video" Demyx said.
"meh!" Axel replied. "It was still entertaining"
In the middle of the audience Scarlet smiled coyly.
"Scarlet-koi?" Kano asked. "Why are you smiling?"
"first of all, I'm not your koi" Scarlet said. "and secondly, have you seen a Youtube video called 'The Mysterious Ticking Noise'?"
"no why?"
"hang on!" Lemone said. "I recognise that ticking noise! and that song"
"hey look it's a pipe bomb!" Cobalt said.
"ATTACHED TO VALENTINES DAY FIREWORKS!!" Tidus and Vexen yelled. Lemone, Tidus, Cobalt, Mary and Vexen looked towards Scarlet who was waving at them.
"hi Lemon!" She waved.
"IT'S LEMONE!!" Suddenly the stage went flying. People thought it was part of the show so they clapped and stared in awe. Kano looked over at Scarlet who was singing quietly with an evil malicious smile on her face.
"Scarlet-Sama?" she faced him, singing a little louder so he could hear.
Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh volde- volde volde Voldemort!
End