Day 274
It was 1 week and a bit before the school year ended. The exchange students were excited because they won't have to go to school anymore afterwards but Xion and Roxas were the only ones who wanted to stay. Roxas because he felt like a real boy at school and Xion because she didn't want to be apart from Riku. Every since the date they've been almost inseparable, which made Xemnas want to turn back into the hulk and kill Riku. Everyone was preparing for the dance. People were getting dates, buying decorations but some things didn't go to plan.
Sephiroth, Xemnas and Vexen: Home Economics room: Recess
"Sorry Mr. Rhapsodos but there's not going to be a play this year" Sephiroth sighed. Genesis jumped up and down with glee. "huh?"
"I HATED DIRECTING THAT PLAY!! I WANTED TO DIRECT LOVELESS!! OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOU SEPHIROTH!!!" Genesis ran around the school yelling. "WOOOHOOO!! THE PLAY'S BEEN CANCELLED!!"
Sephiroth raised an eyebrow and shrugged. "oh well" Sephiroth put his pink frilly apron on and his pink mittens and pulled the tray of cookies out of the oven. "nothing better than freshly baked cookies. I'm sure going to miss Mr. Marluxia and his odd way of teaching the home economics class"
Suddenly the door opened revealing Xemnas looking like he was in another pot plant. "SEPHIROTH!!!"
"Calm down Mr. Xemnas" Sephiroth said, "What seems to be the problem"
"I MUST KILL RIKU!!"
"oh why must you do so? Riku's a nice boy. You want a cookie?" Sephiroth offered Xemnas a cookie and he snatched it off the tray.
"it's just…just…AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" Xemnas screamed but not just because of what he was about to say.
"oh by the way, they're still hot" Sephiroth sighed. "I'm sure going to miss all of you. You've made this school year fun and memorable" Xemnas looked up at his boss.
"well, we're going to miss you to"
"XEMNAS!!!" Vexen yelled. Xemnas groaned angrily.
"WHAT IS IT?!!"
"Saix ran away!"
"oh dear"
Saix: at the park
since there're only dogs in this scene their lines will be translated from Dog to English
Saix walked along the path way. He found other dogs marking their territory, sniffing each other's butts and digging holes. Saix wished someone could under stand him.
"oi you!"
Saix turned around and found a brown dog with a bandana around his neck. He bigger than Saix was.
"Haven't seen you around the park" the dog barked.
"I can understand you" Saix realised.
"well…yeah…we're dogs"
"well, I used to be a nobody"
"what?"
"I mean human, but thanks to Vexen I'm a dog"
"oh your one of those guys" The dog sighed. "see Lou over there" he pointed at the small Chihuahua. "he thinks he's a man as well"
"I KEEP TRYING TO TELL YOU!!! I'M A MAN!! NOT A CHIHUAHUA!!" The poor little Chihuahua barked.
"Don't worry being a dog isn't too bad"
"it isn't"
"nah! You get to roll around in dirt, poop wherever you want and sniff each other's butts" Saix raised an eyebrow.
"I don't like the idea of that"
"you'll get used to it!" the dog smiled. "I'm Rover by the way"
"Saix"
"what a strange dog name"
"I'M A NOBODY!!!"
"what ever" Rover turned around and head that direction. "you coming? We have a dog crip meeting"
"dog crip?"
Exchange students, Sora, Riku, Lemone and Seifer: Hall way: recess
Xion walked along the hall with the others remembering the first time she walked through these halls. When she complained how they didn't look chinese and how Larxene left her alone in the hall way to rush to class. That was also when she first met him.
"Guys"
They all turned around wondering where that voice came from.
"a little help here?"
Demyx looked at a locker and the voice was coming from there. He opened the locker door and Roxas fell out of there. "Roxas?!" he panicked, "What happened?"
"S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SEIFER!!!"
"who?!"
"Seifer!" Roxas panicked. "The guy from the disciplinary committee who we've never met before because the demon sisters put him in a coma and because the authoress is a lazy (berserker)"
OI!!
Suddenly a flying Plasma hit him on the head. "OOOWWWWW!!! WHO THROUGH THAT TOSHIBA 78 INCH PLASMA SCREEN TV??!!!" Roxas yelled in pain but threw in a big smile and two thumbs up.
"Subliminaladvertisingwasnotadvised" Demyx said very quickly.
"what's wrong with Seifer?" Axel asked.
"HE'S SCARY!! I WAS WRITING ON THE TOILETS AND THEN HE CHASED ME LIKE I WAS SOME COWBOY WEARING RED!!!"
"YOU!!"
"AAAAHHH!!" Roxas hid behind Larxene.
"hiding behind your sister isn't going to do anything?" Seifer growled "You Chinese kids are a bunch of menaces. If it weren't for the Demon sisters you'd all be in detention for months"
"and who are you?" Larxene asked rudely.
"Seifer, Head of the disciplinary committee"
"Llllaaaammee" Demyx said.
"You obviously have no life or any talent what so ever to land a job like that" Zexion said.
Seifer's blood boiled. "Shut up emo kid! I've heard of the trouble you've all been making. Axel and Demyx: Blowing up the science lab"
"HEY THAT WAS AXEL'S FAULT!!" Demyx yelled.
"Larxene: ditching classes, Zexion: Out smarting everyone"
"how is that trouble?"
"SHUT UP! Roxas: writing 'Roxas is teh Smex' all over the bathroom, Xion: running around and throwing a tantrum"
"Shortie" Larxene smirked. "you rebel you"
"what?!" Xion yelled. "I had coffee!"
"oi!"
"WHAT?!!" Seifer turned around and his eyes shot right out of his sockets.
"Those are my Chinese kids! GET YOUR OWN!!" Scarlet growled.
"S-s-s-sorry Scarlet!!!" Seifer bowed and ran off like a screaming little monkey. Scarlet smirked.
"Sorry about him, he's still angry about the fact that all this stuff was happening and he wasn't there" Scarlet passed them an invitation. "oh and this is for the school dance"
"thanks Scarlet" Roxas smiled.
"no problem uke"
"what?"
"never mind"
Roxas decided to ignore that comment and observed the invitation. "cultural dance/Exchange students going away party May 18th that was nice of them to throw us a party"
"Held at:... locker No. 212?" Xion read. "doesn't that sound familiar?"
"isn't that Neko's locker?" Axel asked. Everyone raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah I'm still confused about that" Sora said.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM PORCUPINE?!!!" Larxene screamed. Sora sighed angrily.
"I wish you would stop calling me Porcupine…in fact have you ever called me by my real name?"
"yeah…when…um…uh…your name was Sola right?…No it's Soka…no…wait…um…Sosa" Everyone face palmed.
"IT'S SORA!!"
"what ever Lola" Larxene sighed. Sora glared at her for a few minutes and then he asked in desperation.
"YOU REMEMBER MY NAME RIGHT?!!"
"Of course we do Zora" Demyx smiled innocently.
"IT'S SORA FOR (heartless) SAKE!!"
"Sora calm down will ya" Riku said.
"WHERE DID YOU COME FROM SPOON HEAD!!" Larxene yelled. "actually I should quit yelling that… you're always going to pop out of no where anyway"
"I learnt from the demon sisters" Riku smiled mischievously. "Just kidding! Anyway I was just wondering if you would like to go to the dance with me?"
"of course I would!" Larxene smiled.
"I was asking Xion"
"oh" Larxene sighed. "oh well, I guess I'll go find a date my self"
"Of course I would Riku" Xion smiled.
"HOW COME YOU REMEMBER HIS NAME?!!!"
"cause 1. He's not a looser 2. He's not a stalker…well…I don't think so at least" Zexion explained.
"I'm not a stalker"
"alright then, and 3. Ever since that date we've been getting the lovey dovey channel from these two"
"Zexion!" Xion yelled and whacked him over the head.
"wow…I'm surprised you could reach there" Zexion muttered rubbing his head and fearing that this girl will leave Mount Everest there.
"HAS ANYONE SEEN NEKO!!" Lemone yelled.
"GEEZ!!! WHY DO DESTINY ISLAND KIDS POP OUT OF NO WHERE???!!!!!!" Larxene yelled.
"must be something in the water" Demyx suggested.
Roxas, Inu, Kuri, Sephie and Lemone: English: Period 4
Genisis Rhapsodos was extremely happy today and not many people knew why. Before class Kuri was drawing a picture of Xemnas being chased by Goobert Von Goop, Roxas was doing his homework at the last minute and Lemone working on his smexy poses.
"Mr. Rhapsodos?" Kuri asked in her usual suspicious tone. "why are you so happy?"
"Today's been a great day, Seifer came back, we have a new student and there's no more Snow White!!" Genesis smiled.
"new student?" Everyone asked
"Oh dear god!" Lemone gasped. "not my twin brother!!"
"who?" Roxas cocked his head to one side in confusion.
"My twin! Limè Sorbei!"
"how would you spell that one?" Kuri asked with a menacing smirk.
"like Lime but with an accent" Everyone giggled.
"WHAT'S SO FUNNY??!!" A nerdy version of Lemone yelled from outside the classroom. He also had that Italian accent but his one was higher pitched.
"LEMON AND LIME SORBET!!" Inu yelled and rolled on the floor laughing.
"IT'S LEMONE!!" Lemone yelled and threw his ice cream at Inu.
"IT'S LIMÈ!!" Limè yelled and threw his ice cream at Inu.
"mmmm ice cream" Roxas smiled and drifted off into a day dream.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Inu screamed. "I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT YOU STUPID PIN HEADS!!!!" Inu's skin started puffing up and turning red.
"even better" Lemone and Limè smirked. Roxas looked concerned while Selphie sighed.
"Italian twins, delicious"
Roxas felt a twitch in his eye. "you don't mean…" Selphie sighed and all sorts of perverted thing came into her mind. Roxas pretended that what happened a few seconds ago never really happened.
"All you need is a cousin named Orange and you could make a soda" Kuri suggested.
"how did you know about our cousin Orànge?" Limè asked and a lot of people raised an eyebrow.
Saix: in an ally
There were several dogs wearing bandanas around their necks and they were all watching Rover speak. "Okay fellow canines! First of all I'd like you to meet our newest member Sakata"
"IT'S SAIX!!" Saix screamed.
"what ever" Rover Face pawed. "Now how can we cause trouble on destiny islands?"
"We could mark our scent everywhere!" One happy Jack Russel Terrier announced.
"no!" Rover barked.
"how about dig up holes" one poodle suggested
"how about we infiltrate the cultural dance party in destiny high" Saix suggested. All the other dogs stared at the blue dog.
"great idea Sakata!" Rover smiled.
"IT'S SAIX FOR (heartless) SAKES!!"
Back at School: Lunch time: tennis courts
Lemone was running through details of this school to his brother. "by the way the exchange students are cool, you can hang out with them…uh the hate club kids are just plain weird and the emos are just depressing so just stay away from them" Limè was nodding constantly but then he saw Xion, Selphie and Kairi skipping past. He mostly stared at Xion.
"LEMONE!!"
"what is it?"
"That girl is just my type!!"
Lemone looked at the three girls. "who? Selphie?"
"which one's Selphie?"
"the one with the weird brown hair"
"no the black haired one!"
"Xion?"
"She's just my type. Short, black haired, blue eyed, cute…"
"you're very specific when it comes to women aren't you?" Lemone asked.
"yes!" Limè yelled.
"such as shame that she's taken"
Limè looked absolutely mortified. "WHAT?!!!"
"well they don't admit it but they are so into each other"
"WHO IS IT?!!"
"Riku" Limè raised an eyebrow. "y'know…one of the most popular guys at school?" Limè cocked his head in confusion and Lemone sighed angrily. "SPOON HEAD!!!"
"YOU MEAN THAT SILVER HAIRED BISHOUNEN THAT HAS HIS VERY OWN FAN CLUB AND EVERYTHING!!!!"
"well…yeah"
"DAMN IT WHY DO ALL THE SILVER HAIRED BISHOUNEN GET THE GIRLS??!!! HE DOES NOT DESERVE HER!!"
Zexion sighed. "what is it with these Italians and their determination to get the girl they desire?"
"I AGREE!!" Xemnas yelled popping out of no where. "That spoon head is a pervert and I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't a virgin!!!"
"He IS a virgin you perverted over protective father" Zexion muttered but no one heard him.
"OPERATION BREAK THEM UP!!!" Xemnas yelled and hi fived the mafia twins. Zexion's eyes widened.
"I must warn someone!"
Defence Force: Lunch time: Cafeteria
"Look all I'm saying is that Tidus is a retard and you deserve better" Rikku explained.
"But-but-I love him!" Yuna cried.
"why don't we set you up with Noctis?" Kuri smiled taking a sip out of her coffee.
"that's a great idea!" Rikku cheered.
"Why don't we set you up with Noctis?" Kuri smiled again and took another sip out of her coffee.
Paine face palmed. "someone's drinking decaf again"
"GUYS!!" Zexion yelled running to the defence force table.
"hey look it's Zexion" Yuna waved.
"GUYS!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!!" Zexion panicked.
"what is it?" Yuna asked sounding concerned.
"Limè Sorbei"
"who?" Paine and Yuna asked.
"Lime Sorbet!" Rikku laughed.
"what's wrong with him?" Kuri asked.
"well he's fallen in love with Xion and he and Mr. Xemnas are devising a plan to break Riku and Xion up"
The four girls gasped. "well since he's a stalker we could…um…MURDER HIM!!!" Kuri yelled and a flaming aura surrounded the defence force table.
"I have a better idea" Rikku smiled evilly. "we drag them up to the top of the building and we 'accidentally' push them off"
"or we poison their drinks" Paine suggested.
"no murders!" Yuna yelled.
"actually murder doesn't sound so bad" Zexion said.
"what are you guys talking about?" Riku asked.
"LIMÈ SORBEI'S AFTER YOUR WOMAN!!!" Kuri yelled but then screamed. "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!!!"
"I just happened to walk past" Riku sighed. "anyway? Who's Limè Sorbei?"
"He's Lemone's twin" Kuri explained. "and he's after your woman"
"HA!! LEMON AND LIME SORBET!" Riku laughed like a maniac.
"did you even hear a word I said?" Kuri asked.
"well, Lemone and Limè are twins and um…what did you say after that?" Kuri face palmed.
"FOR GODS SAKE!! HE'S AFTER YOU'RE WOMAN AND HE AND MR. XEMNAS ARE GOING TO TRY TO BREAK YOU TWO UP!!!"
Riku flinched. "Kuri?"
"It's okay Riku calm down"
"Kuri?" He said sternly.
"We'll make sure they won't break that beautiful relationship you have there so there's no need to panic"
"KURI!"
"OH FOR GODS SAKES RIKU CALM DOWN!!!" Paine gave Kuri a slap across the face. "owww!!! thanks I needed that"
"my pleasure" Paine smiled evilly.
"I wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Xemnas wants our relationship to end-
"Is he a pedo or into incest or something?" Rikku asked
"nope, he's just a perverted over protective father who thinks Riku here going to steal his daughter's virginity" Paine answered
"Like he'd do that" Yuna yelled.
"EXACTLY!!" Zexion yelled.
"though you can never plan on when you loose your virginity" Kuri explained. "they might end up loosing it by accident"
"I WAS TRYING TO TALK HERE!!" Riku yelled.
"oh sorry about that" Kuri smiled and took a sip out of her new espresso. "continue"
"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted" Riku explained glaring at the defence force. "I'm pretty sure Limè is just as creepy as his brother so he won't steal her heart, Xion's pretty smart so she wouldn't fall for that jerk and Xemnas has got to let his children have some independence"
"YEAH!" Zexion hi-fived Riku. "Trust me he gives me just as much freedom as a 5-year-old and he even has a rules for dating even though I'm 18"
"Your 18?!!" Paine yelled in surprise.
"yeah, how old did you think I was?"
"I thought you were 16" Paine answered. "You look a lot younger"
"I've been using anti aging cream" Zexion grinned and everyone else raised an eyebrow. "Just kidding! What? I can be funny at times"
"He's so cute" Paine thought. "damn it Paine! I shouldn't be falling for him"
Period 7: Planing the decorations
The day went by so quickly. Saix had been gone almost all day, Axel and Tidus got into a dodge ball fight in period 6, Demyx failed home economics, Seifer had officially joined the hate club and now the small elite dance planners that Neko chose were busy organizing the decorations.
"Do we really need that many streamers?" Selphie asked.
"YES!" Kuri yelled. "Streamers are much better than balloons"
"but it's fun when you fill up the balloons with helium and then people suck the helium and their voices go funny!" Roxas laughed.
"Oh yeah! I've done that!" Sora exclaimed.
"explains why you lack intelligence" Kairi muttered. "helium damages part of your brain if you suck too much"
"uuummmm"
"I knew there had a reason why you're so stupid" Kairi muttered.
"why are you so angry?" Xion asked.
"I don't know" Kairi explained. "I've just been feeling depressed lately"
"why?"
"Well, I'm 15, I've never had a boyfriend, the only guys I know are just friends or very creepy and I have a huge white head growing on my chin"
"EWWW!!" Everyone cringed.
"Don't worry I've never had a girlfriend" Roxas smiled.
"only cause your gay for Axel" Xion smirked.
"WHAT?!"
"nnnooooottthhhiiing"
"Xion! Why do you keep thinking I'm gay?"
"it's quite obvious, your so uke and you and Axel are the only ones who 'truly understand each other'" Xion smiled. "Which makes me wonder what you guys get up to while I'm not around"
"oh yeah well…well…I'VE ALWAYS THOUGH YOU WERE A (dusk)!!" Everyone looked shocked thinking "he did not just go there" and Xion's blood boiled.
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!" Xion yelled with a strong demonic aura in the backround. Roxas knew he was doomed.
"Axel?!" Roxas begged. "help me"
"sorry dude, you're on your own" Axel said backing away from the angry nobody.
Roxas was looking for a way to get out of this but the only word that left his mouth was "mummy"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!" Xion yelled and chased Roxas with a broom stick. Where the broom stick came from? Who knows.
"I've never seen Xion this angry before" Riku said.
"not so innocent now is she?" Kuri smiled mischievously.
"that's hot" Riku grinned.
"masochist" Kuri muttered.
"greetings everyone!" Neko smiled.
"hey Neko" Demyx waved. "where's Scarlet"
"she's at a meeting with the criminal masterminds"
"oh"
to be continued
By the way this is the second last chapter of this fanfic