Wrath's Journey
As if I own SSBB or SSBM but I do own me and Wrath! Black Eevee, Aqua, Claws, Crescent, Eon, and Nightslash, Breeze and Raptor is owned by Pit Fan, she also owns herself. Julianmon owns himself, Mr. Pichu owns Sparks, Zzapp, himself and Mr. Black. yinyangmatrix owns Ryuu, Ash and Evil Bazooka Raichu and Sir NZ owns Juris Longsword. CrazyAcorn123 owns herself and Ice, Slivie owns themself, Starbrooke owns Starelia(Star)and Skyre(Sky)and finally SmashIdiotRin owns Crystal(Not Krystal)
I actually MOVED HOUSE! I'm suprised I got this chappie up but if you tell me I type really fast!
Please I need help with music for the dance in the next chapter
All random things lead up to the plot. Take note of that.
Chapter 8
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(Continued from last chapter when R.O.B and Silvie are caught without the money to pay for their CDs)
"Well I'm waiting." said the store clerk
"Well we were... ummm..."
"We were going to..."
"We were just..."
"Err..."
"Ummm... Master Hand..."
"OHHHHHHHH! Master Hand? You must be Slivie and R.O.B, Master Hand already told me you were coming and paid all the money in advance. Just take what you want and have fun at the dance." said the clerk walking off
"That was too easy." said Slivie as he took all the discs and walked out
"Don't say that because..." started R.O.B. as he followed
The two hop on R.O.B's robo legs (Yes from Mario Kart DS) and set off back to the mansion.
"Do we need anything else?" asked R.O.B.
"No. Hey let's take the shortcut through the forest."
"This sounds like a really bad fairytale"
"Ahhhhh shut up. What's the worst that can happen."
Then the black cloaked figures (From Chapter Three) ambushed them
"See." said R.O.B
"Ah shut up and fight." said Slivie taking out his dagger
"Why bother?" asked R.O.B as he took a smash ball from his compartment and smashed it
"DIFUSSION BEAM!" said R.O.B as he unleashed his swirling vortex beam from his eyes.
The black figures were paralysed
"Let's go." said R.O.B as the two run/roll away
"You like smashing my fun don't you."
"No, I like smashing everyone's fun it's my day job"
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"You fools! That robot had certain information I need."
"Sorry your highness."
"No matter. Get me my thought ball. I need a word with Lyn the poor fool" (Lyn is not evil)
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The song 'Let's get loud' by Jennifer Lopez is blaring from the stereo by Elora's and Birdo's requests
"NO WAY!" yelled Samus
"Come on Sammy. This looks so cute on you!" said Bianca
"No. No. No!"
"Tranquiliser." said Nurse Peach as she held up the needle
"Fine." said Samus putting on her dress
The dress was long and blue and it had lots of ribbons and lace and fluff. It was very like something out of a Disney movie or a beautiful story that is all sunshine and rainbows.
"I'm taking it off" said Samus
Rosalina twirled her wand and gave a smile.
"I figured you'd want to take it off." she said as she cast another hex
"I hate you."
"Talk to the Lumas Sammy."
"So Cynder who are you taking to the dance?" asked Zelda
"Uh oh." said Sheik to Mei Ling
"I took the only smasher left in the mansion. Red." replied Cynder as she looked for a dress
"Wait, what? I thought Sheik was taking him."
Sheik starts moving slowly to the door.
Flower was preparing to stop her murder
"Oh no, I thought you knew that she's taking Juris." said Cynder unaware of what consequences her innocent words had just unleashed
"SHE IS WHAT?" said Zelda
"I give you a tip. Run." said Pit Fan to Sheik
"SHIEK!" Zelda yelled with fire bolts coming from her eyes.
Anika and CrazyA were trying to cook marshmallows from Zelda's rage.
"Sheik, may I have a talk with you. Now?" asked Zelda suddenly calming down
"I better go. Be at my funeral." said Sheik as she followed to go into one of the wardrobes.
"Dam, my marshmallow wasn't cooked." said Anika as she cried to CrazyA
"Ummm... There, there?"
"She's dead... Oh well Martha's turn." said Peach
"NO! Give it to Dona." exclaimed Martha
Y. Zelda pointed to a knocked out Dona wearing a purple and red dress that looked very bad on her.
"We did our art earlier." said Tetra and Krystal
"Do you want to be tranquilised by the Nurse?" asked Lucario
Nurse Peach was tapping her needle menacingly
"Fine but I hate you all." said Martha
"Try this. A meridian blue dress. Silver sparkles, gold earrings... no silver hoops and silver heels. Makeup! Free lancing hair." said Katt
Rosalina nodded and hexed it on Martha
"I still hate you all."
"Strong words my princess." said Elincia sarcastically
Everyone laughed except Martha who was scowling.
Olara and Gifz served some hot chocolate from the cappuccino machine.
"I can't wait for the dance"
"Beep beep"
"I can." said Samus
"I wonder what my brothers are doing" said Kootie Pie as she checked the size of a fur coat
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At Bowser's ex-wife's castle...
"Hi bros!" said Bowser Jr. walking up
"Hey Jr. How's my favourite stepbro?" asked Bully Koopa (I refer to the names that the cartoon gave them because they are way better)
"Great. I brought the paintbrush!" said Jr as he took it out from his bag and turned into Shadow Mario (GO Sunshine!)
"That's great! With no big sister and a totally cool brother we will turn this good castle upside down!" said Cheatsy
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In the secret assist room...
"PREPARE THE BEER!" said Dr. Wright
"Grab the balloons."
"Watch out for the Excite bikes."
"Ent Entei tei"
"Cut the cheese." (Literally like cheese as in the dairy product)
"Where's the wine?"
"Mana Man Phy!"
"I got the records!"
"Pip Piplu piplup!"
The assist trophies and pokemon were in a frenzy. When it was time for the dance, all the civilized trophies and Master Hand would be gone and they could party till they're purple or they collapse by the loss of brain cells or they just fall asleep.
Regardless they were getting ready to party!
"I'll go get the pills." said Lyn as she left to get the hangover pills in the Dr's office.
Someone always went to get hangover pills so the assist trophies would be okay for the next day's brawl or an important event. If there was nothing going on then they would be left to suffer.
Taking a secret passage she arrived underneath one of the ward's beds.
"Ouch! Stupid bed" said Lyn as she bumped her head
Standing up she walked into Dr. Mario's office and began her search
"Dam! All of them are gone! Stupid last night's drinking party." muttered Lyn as she searched the cupboards.
"Wait are those Crazy Hand's pills?" said Lyn as she grabbed them
"I heard the cure hangovers." said a voice in her head
"Yeah, they do but I shouldn't take them. Crazy Hand needs them more then we do." she thought back
"Relax, those drunk pokemon are even more terrifying. Besides if she goes crazy, her guards will give her Sonic's anti-adrenaline pills."
"Maybe... Hang on who are you?"
"Your bad conscious. The good one is bound, gagged and in the sack."
"Okkkkkaaaaayyyyy..."
"Come on Lyn."
"Fine" she thought as she pocketed the pills.
"Excellent. I better get your good side before I'm sued by the head people committee." said the voice as it disappeared
"You go do that." said Lyn as she rubbed her head
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"You look cool Shadow." said a voice in the shadows of Shadow's room (Say that eight times fast)
"Ah shut up Nightslash and help me get this f---in tux on"
"Someone is touché today. Though I am serious. Ice will live with it and love it" said Nightslash coming up to Shadow in his tux
(So cute. An Eevee in a tux)
Let's cut a long story short. Shadow can't get his tux on and he asked Nightslash to help him since Nightslash is the closest sane male in the assist room.
"You want to impress Ice."
"Ah she's okay. Nothing special."
"What ever you say." said Nightslash sarcastically
"I'm serious she's just a girl."
"Guys go crazy over girls."
"I'm a hedgehog."
"Same thing. Anyway you are like in love with her."
"Shut up."
"I got ya there." said Nightslash as he helped Shadow
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"Hi ya guys." said Mr. Pichu walking up to EBR, Mr Black, Ryuu and Ash
"Akkkk we've been caught!" said Ryuu whacking Ash
"What was that for?"
"Starting this useless debate if we are going to the dance. Which we are NOT!"
"Agreed." said Mr. Black standing up
"You want to go to the dance? Well I can get you in on one condition." said Mr Pichu
"What?" asked EBR ignoring Mr Black's protests
"It may not be to your approval." warned Mr Pichu
"For the love of cheese muffins, I'll do it."
"WTF?" said Ryuu and Ash
"That you come to the dance with me." said Mr Pichu pointing to EBR
"Surprisingly I'm okay with that."
"And you three... I can get you in as waiters."
"That's preposterous, that's shameful, that's degrading..."
"Can I eat the food?" asked Ash
"Yes. Yes you can."
"We're in." said Ash ignoring Mr. Black and Ryuu
"Excellent"
"Brother or not I am going to strangle you."
"Get in these suits and you EBR can get a dress." said Mr. Pichu chucking a few waiter's uniform at the men
"I hate you for the 564th time." said Mr. Black to EBR and Ash again
"You can change in my room." said Mr Pichu indicating the room down the hall
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"How many more dishes?" asked Edward
"Not much more. Maybe about 2387 more." replied Blackie
"Hang on... Yoshi and Kirby are coming."
"So you can actually read minds like they say."
"Yep. I give you three minutes."
"I'm on it." said Blackie as she wiped her hands on a dishcloth and went off.
For a few minutes Edward was alone. Frying carrots and salmon. Mixing the stew and doing other various kitchen cooking things that I am too lazy to type about. Until he suddenly stopped and took of his apron.
"About time." he muttered
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BRAWL CULLEN!" yelled Wolf coming in.
"You broke the door." said Luigi walking pass
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Shall we go?" said Edward coolly
BOOM! CRASH! BANG!
"WAHHHHHHHHH!"
"YYYOOOOOSSHHHHHIIII!"
"That would be Black Eevee. Shall we go to the brawl area?"
"Humph!" said Wolf walking off
"Smash him Edward!" said Sonic grabbing his video camera
"Go eBay, I mean Edward!" said Red with his camera
Edward gave a chuckle and walked in.
Wolf set the dials to one stock, unlimited time and no items. The course was Final destination.
"Ready? 3...2...1...GO!" yelled the annoying voice over guy
"I hate that voice." mumbled Red
Wolf went for his blaster but Edward read his mind and using his vampire speed he easily got out of the way. Wolf then used his claws and tried to kick Edward but he just simply moved aside. The match was actually boring unless you took pleasure from Wolf's frustration.
"HE CAN'T GET HURT IN THE BRAWL ZONE! JUST HURRY AND FINISH HIM OFF!" yelled Sonic
Edward nodded and ran behind Wolf. He then delivered a mighty punch and knocked Wolf off the stage one hit KO!
"That's why Edward is not a smasher. Strength plus Mind Reading plus speed equals total ownage!" said Red
"Now if you'll excuse me Wolf, the beef casserole is ready." said Edward walking off
"Owwww." moaned Wolf
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(I just realised this is a Martha and Roy fanfic as well as Wrath finding his parents and there has only been one scene in this entire story that they have talked to each other. So close your eyes folks. Pikana's torturous romance will guarantee a brain cell loss)
Martha finally exited the fashion room.
Peach told her to be back in a hour to put on her outfit and knowing what Peach would do to her if she didn't come... well Martha would be back by then.
Martha heaved herself up to the mansion and started walking up the stairs inside.
"Heads up Marth!" said Popo as he was riding Wario's Bike down the stairs.
Martha was knocked off the steps, fell out the window and fell about three stories.
"Sorry!" yelled Popo as Martha fell.
Meanwhile Roy was looking for his sword polish in the garden when he heard a scream from above.
Roy looked up and saw Martha falling.
Then Martha fell on top of him.
YAY SPLAT!
"Geeze Marth, I'm under here you know. You better stop eating cream puffs." said a squashed Roy
"Sorry." said Martha standing up and then helping Roy off.
"Thanks Mar..Mar...WHAT THE HELL?" said Roy
"Yeah you finally noticed didn't you?" said Martha
"When did Pikana do it?"
"About after you and King Dedede ran off."
"So if you are like this... then Captain Falcon and Gannondorf..."
Roy collapsed laughing
"Not funny." said Martha smiling
Then Martha looked at Roy sternly and helped him up
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"Do you remember what you said to me last time I was like this?"
"Ummm... You could look at yourself naked?"
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"Owwww."
"No, YOU did say that but..."
"Ohhhhh... yeah then we fell into the lake."
"Did you really mean what you said?"
"About..."
"That you liked me too..." said Martha shyly
"God this is complicated. I do like Marth as a friend but I...I'm confused. Though I do like you alot Martha"
"Really?"
"Oh God I'm going to hurl." muttered a voice from a nearby bush
Roy picked up a stone and hurled it at the bush
"OUCH! Watch where you're... I just revealed us didn't I?" said Ness
"Pretty much." said Pichu and Lucas
"Just go." said Martha annoyed that they had interrupted their little talk.
The three left.
"I really do like you Martha." said Roy
"But we're just friends when I go back to being Marth...right?" said Martha
"No point worrying about the future."
Roy took Martha's hand, then the other.
Martha leaned in
So did Roy
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"Bada bing Bada boom!" said Ness
"Why am I here?" asked Wrath
"So you can see Roy is half gay??? Hey Ness, why is Wrath here?" asked Pichu
"How can someone be half gay?" asked a confused Wrath
"He's kissing Marth." said Lucas
"But Marth is a guy. That is a girl."
"You've never seen the effects of Pikana's plot book have you?" Ness said
"Well I got other things to do then watch this stomach turning stuff. Gender Swap is also fantasy. Stop watching late night horror movies. See you later." said Wrath
'And those things are looking for my parents. Before or after this dance.' thought Wrath as he walked away
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Ha-ha Wrath saw his parents but didn't know it!
THE DANCE! I don't know if I should drag on the story or end it at the dance. I can do either one because I got both variations of the ending in my head.
Review please! I'll type faster if you do!
Don't worry the final battle will come sooner or later and the best bit is IT'S NOT AGAINST ME!