Arthur gets confused for Thor a lot or so he thinks. Gwen doesn't see it. (sidhe_faerie)

Hardly Hemsworth – Arthur/Gwen – PG-13

"Guinevere!"

She turns. Arthur has decided to make a spectacle of himself in the hardware store.

"Arthur, what are you doing?"

"Do not be frightened, lady fair, for I am Thor, god of thunder!" he declares, swishing the red shower curtain he's thrown over his shoulders and holding a large sledgehammer aloft.

"Seriously?" Gwen asks, putting her hands on her hips.

Arthur lowers the sledge. "You don't see it?"

"Do you?"

"The lady at the coffee shop told me the other day that I looked a bit like the bloke who plays Thor. Chris… something."

"Hemsworth," Gwen immediately supplies, a sly grin crossing her face. Then it falls. "The lady at the coffee shop wears glasses two inches thick, Arthur. I'm surprised she can see to make coffee."

"So… you don't think I look like Thor?" he asks, crestfallen.

"Apart from your both being blonde-haired and blue-eyed, not really, Love."

Arthur sadly puts the sledgehammer and curtain back.

Gwen walks over to Arthur and puts her hand on his shoulder. "Let's stop at the Halloween store on the way home, and we'll see what we can do. I don't look anything like Natalie Portman, but, hey, we can still pretend," she says quietly.

Arthur grins.

"And I know you definitely know how to hammer," she whispers, her lips brushing his ear.