Percival (any others you want) | Percival has some crazy nights as a bouncer at Club Camelot (mara93)
Eyes That See - Percival, mentions of others - PG
It's not bad being a bouncer. I get to meet a lot of people. Make a fair amount of pocket money. Get chatted up by both women and men as they try to curry my favor when I work the door.
On the plus side, it's an easy job that pays well. On the minus side, everyone assumes I'm dumb muscle. I don't let it bother me, though. I'm not the one out getting pissed every night. I'm the one watching people getting pissed every night.
Arthur pays me quite well to keep my cool when crazy shit goes down. Luckily, keeping my cool is second nature. Growing up in a house with five sisters will do that to a man.
Club Camelot has become quite the hotspot, thanks to Arthur's business sense (and deep pockets), Gwen's eye for design, and Gwaine's flair for marketing. Not to mention the fact that Merlin is an absolute wizard behind the bar and Leon and Elyan have elevated pub food to haute cuisine.
I get to meet celebrities. Morgana le Fay and Mordred Alexander come in regularly. Morgana is completely insane, but she always gives me a hundred pounds when she passes.
She puts directly in in my trouser pocket, but, hey, it's a hundred pounds.
We had to blacklist Lancelot du Lac after he inappropriately propositioned Gwen. And Freya. And Gwaine. And Merlin. Pity. He's a good rugby player.
We all learned something that night.
I may write a book one day.