Now for the last king before Stan regains his human form. I do not own okage or it's characters. I do own Jess and Tori. They are my creations, only their title as evil kings is not my own. Now it is time for me to reveal my secret identity as THE AUTHORESS EVIL KING. (I want to be an evil king too)

By the way, i realized my story is inconsistent with the game. It's almost like it takes place after but Stan's still a shadow...But whatever right? If your still reading this i'm assuming you enjoy this.

Another random fact: Ari is Japanese for Ant.

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THE AUTHORESS EVIL KING

Jess sat alone in her room. She watched her computer screen display the footage from her hidden camera. She watched as Stan, his slave, and the others approach Rashello.

"Perfect," she thought, "Just perfect. Soon they will arrive and I will have all the collective powers of Stan's previous foes. I knew it was a good idea to have him do the fighting for me so that all i have to do is defeat one incompitent king. However, this could just blow up in my face."

Jess figured it was about time to meet the King. She left her room, looking foward to obtaining ultimate power and the title, ALMOST THE GREAT EVIL KING. There would still be competition, but with her special powers; no problem.

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Stan and Rosalyn were bickering as usual, and had been for over an hour. But all was silent as a single figure emerged from the forest/jungle beside the river. It casualy strolled over to the bridge and just stood there.

"Reminds me of when we met Kisling." Rosalyn said to Ari.

"Yeah, but i think this ones a girl and chances are she isn't a stalker." He replied trying in vain to see the person more clearly.

"You know i'm standing right here? I can here everything your saying." Kisling asked looking surprised that they would talk so openly about him with him right there listening.

"Your point?" they asked in unison. Kisling looked away and found refuge talking with Big Bull.

The group neared the bridge. They could now see that the figure was female and showed no intentions of moving. She stood there watching them aproach through a pair of oval glasses. She was smiling and looking suspicious. She was up to no good, no doubt about it. Rosalyn recognized this and took the lead. Marlene followed close behind.

"Looky here," Stan said as they came within earshot, "It's the ugly old troll that guards the bridge."

"Shut up Evil King. I'm not standing here to toll you, i'm standing here to destroy you. It seems as if i've been waiting forever." She said brushing her brown hair from her face and looking at Stan with an expression full of malice and mischeif. "But it has only been a few days. But my watching and waiting is over."

"What do you mean days?" Big Bull asked tilting his head in confusion.

"Back when you fought the dentist evil king I sent a small minion of mine to set a hidden camera. And Linda I must say, you always seem to show me exactly what i want. I wished to see more to the right, you would inevitably shift to look in that direction. Amazing really. I knew it was a good idea to implant the camera on your Mic."

Linda looked down at her Microphone. She never would have known. She wondered how they could remove it.

"Don't worry Linda. I can remove it. But first, lets fight," She turned to look at Stan with her deep purple eyes. That was unatural. "I am proud to introduce myslef to you Stan. I am Jess, the Authoress Evil King." She gave a bow as if she had just finished a performance.

"Evil King...Your a female. Your the Third female in fact. Linda, The Band teacher, and you." Ari pointed out.

"No Ari. I am an Evil King, as such I do what I want and I want to be an evil King."

"Sounds like someone else I know," Rosalyn said with a glance in Stans direction.

"Come on. I've been waiting so long. Even my dear Tori payed for your strength. But i promise you i'm much stronger and will be most likley to not lose. I'm not saying you don't have a chance, just that your chance is smaller than mine. I'm not so cocky that i see no chance for error."

"You have a big mouth." Stan growled, "Fine i'll fight you. And i won't lose. That's a promise."

"Let's go Evil King."

They stood in ready position. The Authoress stood looking intent and anxious, Ari, Stan, and the others likewise.

"What? No Help?" Stan asked accusingly.

"Of course not. I rely on my strength alone."

"Have it your way..." And with that Stan sent a Raging Devil her way. It skimmed her sleeve but did not make a direct hit.

"Awww, Stan. This was my favorite shirt." she said examining her charred red sleeve. "But I must say you are doing very well fighting without your slave. Ready to break away?"

"Why else would I be fighting you?...Friendly Blizzard!" Again the attack just barely hit its target.

"Brrr. I should have worn my jacket."

"What cliche' punch lines. So Lame. Reminds me of a certain floppy shaodow." Rosalyn said with a direct hit with Charged Parasol. Or so she thought. What she hit was a decoy and the real authoress stood less than a meter away looking smug.

"Who are you calling Floppy, Porky." Stan said turning angrily upon Rosalyn.

"You, Stupid!" She shouted back. "And you've overused the insult Porky."

"Says Who?"

"This rock!" She said picking up what was actually a small boulder and threw it. Clever Rosalyn. She hadn't aimed at Stan but instead used it to catch the authoress off guard. It hit her right on and she fell to the ground out of breath.

"That just might leave a mark." She breathed. Stumbling, she pushed herself to her feet and faced the group. There would be no dodging now. "Super Storm."

A sort of tornado laced with blue electricity that danced and sparked in it's wind came charging towards the Hero. Rosalyn had one of those 'O Crap' moments and was blown backwards into the dirt. The wind tore her parasol out of her hand and dropped it a few yards off, leaving her pink shadow visible to the world.

"You've done it now. You hurt Rosy." Linda said with strong attack to the Authoress. Using her Mic. she left a deep scratch in her arm. As Epros tried to attack, Jess sent a vortex of flames swirling in his direction. Shortly after, she froze Kisling to his spot using an ice spell and trapped Linda in a tangle of vines. Epros had recovered from his hit and rejoined Ari and Rosalyn who were attempting to Trap the evil king.

"Stand still would ya?" Ari said as he missed yet again.

"What kind of idiot do you take me for?" She asked missing Ari and accidently hitting Epros.

"A really FAT one." Stan answered, but his voice did not come from behind Ari. It came from behind the Authoress. Jess turned around to see Stan's shadow form standing tall. Some how he had switched Shadows and now resided in her own. She only had a split second to register this, fore as she noticed this one last Raging Devil was sent spiraling in her direction. The hit was powerful and sent Jess flying acroos the feild. She lay there as her powers left her body to be absorbed by Stan. The whole party looked over at Jess and when they looked back to Stan, his floppy shadow form had been replaced by a tall man with spiky blond hair wearing the strangest looking tux. He rolled his head and looked over at Ari with a wide, sharptoothed grin.

"Nice distraction Slave."

Ari hadn't really been trying to distract her but he was to in shock by a compliment from Stan to think about that.

"Nice fighting Evil King," Former Authoress Evil King Jess said to Stan with a thumbs up, "I somehow knew this would blow up in my face."

"I'm the Great Evil King. Of course it would blow up in your face." Stan laughed.

"Whatever, I'm going to go get some coffee with Tori...Later."

"Wait! Your leaving just like that! Get back here!" Stan yelled after her.

"Oh yeah, her you go!" Jess said chucking something large in their direction. It hit Stan square on the head.

"OUCH! THAT HURT YOU B..."

"STAN!" Shouted Rosalyn.

"WHAT IS IT PORKY!?!"

"Porky again?"

"What's in that box anyway?" Stan asked rubbing his head. Thankfully Rosalyn would let this one go and their ears were safe for a while longer.

"Lots and lots of suckel," replied BigBull opening the box.

"Yay!" Linda said bouncing up and down. "Wait...What about the camera?"

"We'll deal with that later, First let us eat. We're all very tired so we should go take a seat." Epros ryhmed with a smile.

"Amen to that," Rosalyn agreed.

"Why are you Tired?! You're fat and lazy. I was doing all the fighting." Stan accused.

"YOU!? Without me you'de still be stuck back at the Sewer Evil King!"

"WHITHOUT YOU I'D ALREADY HAVE CONTROL OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE YOU HINDERANCE!!!!"

"I THOUGHT THE GREAT AND MIGHTY EVIL KING WAS ABLE TO DESTROY WHAT HINDERED HIM! WHY HAVN'T YOU DONE IT YET, HUH?"

Ari, finally able to walk free of Stan led the others away from the two. They'de catch up later.

"They fight like a married couple." Stated Kisling.

"I think they fight like brother and sister," Linda disagreed.

Either way, it took that evenings rain storm to end the fighting.