The gym leaders handbook

by Animedemon01

A handbook writen by the Kanto/Johto gym leaders and elite four (and Lance) for new gym leaders as a guide for everything from sick days to dating other gym leaders. Should I say more?

2. Sick days

Sick days

By Bugsy

Edited by Lance

Re-edited by Jasmine

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As you probably know, everybody gets sick. I don't. Oh, shut up Lance. When you get sick, you MUST take a day off. Unless it's mild. If you take a sick day, you must leave one of your gym trainers in charge. Unless they are total morons. You're a total moron.

To take a sick day you must actually be sick. Some good reasons to take a sick day are:

Food poisoning like after you've eaten something Lance has cooked

The flu (this includes influenza, bird flu, and swine flu)

Getting pneumonia after standing in the rain/snow for too long

Mono coughfromMortycoughcough wait, Morty has mono? I kissed his a few days ago. Ew!

Or any other sickness where you are vomiting, contagious, or have to go to a doctor

Some bad reasons that won't allow you to take a sick day are:

You have a hot date

You are hung-over good call

You are too lazy to get out of bed

You have STD's

Only one of your pokemon is sick hey!

There is a marathon of your favorite TV show on

If you violate this section and don't take a sick day if you are truly sick, Lance will yell at you and call you a stubborn bastard. Trust me, I will. But if you take a sick day when you are not sick, you will be suspended from your duties as a gym leader. Actually, I will cripple you.