Family
By Faulkner
Edited by Pryce
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Somebody once told me that there is nothing stronger than the bond between a father and his son. Well, that person was full of bull crap. My dad abandoned me when I was 12, like most dads do. Most dads don't do that. Ever since he left, I have slept with many people. Faulkner should serve as a warning not to have children until you're good and ready. Even when my dad tried to be a good parent, he always screwed up. Like when I was 1 he dropped me on my head, that explains so much, or when I was 7 and he left me at the park.
It is okay to try to kill, or torture your family, especially if you hate them. You need help. Like once I tried to drown my dad, and just yesterday I locked him in a giant freeze. I know Brocks dad disowned him also, but for some reason he's never tried to kill him. I know one day I will get revenge on my idiot father, and slut mother who went the to sinnoh to sleep with Byron. Then me and Pidgeot will rule the world. *Psychotic laugh* Lance, please get this kid some therapy before he ends up in a mental hospital.
When I rule the world, I will marry Janine, but continue to sleep with Morty. Oh god, we should just send him to a mental hospital now. I don't care what any of you say, I will rule the world, if you think otherwise, I will lock you in a cell. Koga, keep your daughter away from this psychopath.