Money
By Lance
Edited by Morty
Re-edited by Bugsy
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As you might know, being a gym leader doesn't pay as well as some of you would like. You said it! Word! But there are some ways you are not allowed to make money. Selling embarrassing pictures of other gym leaders is not okay. Aw, but the yaoi fangirls paid so much for the pictures of Faulkner and Morty doing "it". Neither is dressing Bugsy up as a girl and entering him in a beauty contest. But he won, and it was fun. There are many other ways to make money that are frowned upon, some illegal, some not. Why must the law always suck the big one? The "big one" is obviously not yours.
You are not allowed to steal or "borrow" money from other gym leaders, nor are you allowed to sell their stuff. That's just cruel, now how will I make easy money? Oh, so that's what happened to my Gameboy.
If you want more money then get a second job. I don't know how that works, but if you guys get bigger paychecks, then mine gets smaller. I will kill you now. Me too. You guys get small paychecks because you are morons, your moronic gym trainers get even less. True. Yup!Be happy you actually get paychecks. When the pokemon league began, gym leaders did not get paid. Be happy for the money you have or I will hurt you.