A/N: got this idea from Dark Angles review. Hope you all like it.
Parties
By Morty
Edited by Lance
Re-edited by Morty
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Everybody knows that parties are fun. Also, every other Saturday I have a party at my place. Parties are always fun.
Beer is an important party component. Oh hell no. oh hell yes. Drunk people are also very fun. Nobody under the age of 21 is allowed to drink. You're no fun. People do funny stuff when they are drunk. Me drunkenly doing the Harlem shake wasn't funny. Oh yes it was. At parties it is easy to get laid. All you have to do is get the other person drunk. In fact, I have video proof that Janine is not a virgin. Remind me to show that tape to Koga. Hey, it was Faulkner who did her.
If at a party you steal something, you must return it after. It's not like you can return Jasmine and Whitney's virginity. Hey, I said I was sorry.
Do not try to drive or ride pokemon when drunk. It is not a good idea. Remember when Faulkner drunkenly flew his Pidgeot into a closed window and broke his arm? Yeah, that was funny. But it wasn't funny when I had to explain the incident to his mom.
As always, come to my parties and also throw your own.
A/N: if any of you have any ideas on who or what I should do next, please review and say so.