A/N: this was written by request.
Academics
By Jasmine
Edited by Bugsy
Re-edited by Jasmine
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Gym leader school is essential for all gym leaders ages 17 and under. It takes place on weekends. NOOOOO! You must go, Bugsy. Also, you must do all your homework. But it's hard, and when I asked Morty for help, he didn't get it either. That's because Morty is a jackass.
If you have any problems with bullies, you should tell an adult. Yup, when I was being bullied, I told Chuck and he ran the bully up a flag pole by his underwear. Okay… Try not to get detention or suspended. If you do, you will be in big trouble. Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to tell you this, but Faulkner and I ditched yesterday and are suspended. You are in soooo much trouble.
No matter what anybody says, P.E. is a very important class. It keeps you fit and in good health. I can't tell you how many times I have gotten hurt in P.E. You're just lucky. Also, Lance wants you all to try out for a sport of some type. But I hate sports. Quit acting like a child or we'll have to call you Morty.
When you hit 15 you will be forced to take health class. Wait, that means I have to take it next year. NOOOOO! Oh shut up. I had to start taking it this year, so did Janine. Health class will be very gross. Human reproduction is not pretty. I know that, for half of last year Faulkner avoided women whenever he could, when he couldn't, he had this weird freaked out look on his face. Yeah, we both know there is something wrong with that guy.
School is important, it prepares you for life. It also teaches you that authority figures are always right (especially Lance). Also, school will one day end for you.
A/N: next chapter will be on fangirls/fanboys and stalkers. If anybody has any ideas for what characters should be in it please post it in your review.