Dating
By Koga
Edited by Janine
Re-edited by Koga
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I know that many of you are crazed teenagers, and are starting to see the opposite sex in a different light. First I would like to tell you one thing, once I was also a teena- let me just get to the point I am trying to make. STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER! Dad, I can date anyone I want, and you can't say anything about it. While you still live in my house I can.
First let me tell you the difference between a work relationship and an outside of work relationship. In a work relationship you must ignore your feelings for your partner and do not leave your post for them. In an outside of work relationship you may devote your full attention to the other person. So can I at least have an outside of work relationship with Faulkner? No, I hate that blue-haired son of a bitch.
Do not sleep with any other gym leaders. Hey dad, I'm not a virgin. YOU ARE SOOOO GROUNDED, MISSY! Also don't sleep with more than one person at a time or you or one of them might have a child and not know who the father is. Like I'm not even sure if I'm Janine's father. For all I know she and Faulkner could be half siblings. Dad, why didn't you tell me this before? Because it's a lie, you got JK-ed.
All in all, don't let your hormones get the best of you. Especially you, Faulkner. I don't want any grandkids for at least 10 years. That's not going to be a problem, Faulkner has been deathly afraid of you since you punched his front teeth out after you found out we were dating. Good.
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