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Stalkers/fans
By Sabrina
Edited by Lance
Re-edited by Clair
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All of us have either fangirls or fanboys. Some of us even have both. I have the most fans. Shut up, Lance. Fans can be annoying and sometimes dangerous so it is important to deal with them properly.
Never wear revealing clothing around a fan or they will not leave you alone. I know, but I've seen some scary things happen to fully clothed gym leaders too. I recommend that everyone check their closets and under their beds before they get undressed for any reason. I once found a fangirl in my refrigerator. That normally wouldn't have bothered me, but she was eating my cupcakes so I threw her out a second story window. And yet you wonder why people are always suing you.
Fans will do many things like steal your stuff and take pictures of you that you are not aware of. That's true, yesterday I found a website called Lance-cam. Apparently, some fan put a camera in my room and had a live feed to that website. I destroyed the camera as soon as I found it. So, for years male fans have been stealing my panties. Fans may also kidnap you. So true, I once was locked in a girls basement for 3 weeks before I found a way out. Loser, the last time I was kidnaped and locked in a basement I got out in 36 hours.
No matter what fans do, you must always keep your cool and not kill them. You shouldn't be talking.