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Designing your gym
By Blue
Edited by Faulkner
Re-Edited by Blue
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I've been all around the Kanto and Johto, and some of your gyms are totally epic fails. Damn hipster! Shut up, you son of a bitch! So, I'm here to tell you how to make your gyms fabulous! And before anyone asks I am NOT gay! I know for a fact that you slept with your rival. Hey, I was bi-curious. Plus you've slept with a hell of a lot more people than I have.
First of all you should think about your main type when you are designing your gym. Like Misty has a pool in her gym, and Bugsy has giant roaches (kind of creepy in my opinion). At least he doesn't steal people's kills in Call Of Duty. Well, maybe I'd stop stealing people's kills if they started playing like a soldier and not a hippie. But if you are a ninja, you don't have to follow this rule.
The second thing you need for the perfect gym is gym trainers. Gym trainers are idiots that will do anything you ask, and practically worship you. Bugsy, Morty and I sometimes make our male gym leaders put on slutty dresses and stripper heals. Yeah, apparently if you do that to a female gym leader, it counts as sexual harassment and you can go to jail.
Okay, so now you know how to design your gym. I'm you need any more ideas, text me.