Personal Hygiene
By Karen
Edited by Lance
Re-edited by Karen
It seems nobody else has spoken about the importance of personal hygiene, so I will. Staying clean is important. You can't get a girlfriend if you smell bad. Or if you're a girl, a boyfriend. You must shower every other day. You don't need to be crazy clean. Please excuse Lance, he fell out of the stupid tree and was dragged through the whole dumbass forest when he was little. You MUST shower every day.
Guys, unless you have special permission, must shave every day. If you can't grow one, than don't shave. Yeah, I think it was Blue who thought he was masculine, trying to shave his nonexistent facial hair and all, and ended up needing stiches.
Every morning you must put on a clean set of clothing. This does NOT mean the t-shirt and sweat pants that you slept in. This does NOT something out of your hamper, under your bed, or the big pile in the corner of your bedroom. It means something out of your dresser or closet that has been washed recently. Come on, Karen. Sometimes us guys are just too busy to do laundry and that's all we have to wear. Give us a break. Lance, man up and do your god damn laundry. You'll never get laid if you smell like sweat.
You must always brush your teeth, or you'll have bad breath and need to get your teeth drilled. Yeah, I hate having to drag you guys to the dentist, it's painful. I remember the time all of us went there at the same time. Who knew a trip to the dentist could land so many people in the hospital.
Personal hygiene is important. Guys, forget about getting lucky if you're not clean.
A/N: I really need an idea for my next chapter, please help!