Free time
By Lance
Edited by Bugsy
Re-edited by Blue
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It has come to my attention that any of you have way too much free time on your hands. Does this have anything to do with the fact that we reenacted every episode of "Jersey Shore" and put video's of it on Youtube? Or that just last week we set up a train of dominos that stretched from Virdian to Goldenrod. Nope, I think its mealy coincidental. You all need to find some way to keep yourselves busy, And Bugsy, Throwing your net over Faulkner's head and having him chase you in a fit of blind rage, then running him into a tree so ends up unconscious is NOT okay. He's taking way to much brain damage, I once caught him making a vodo doll of me. Yeah, he was like that beforehand. I was making one of those, too.
Since you all have this nice amount of free time I made a list of things that I've been meaning to do but haven't had the time. Feel free to do them if you are bored. They are in order of most recently added first.
1. Yell at Clair
2. Tell Morty to keep his hands off of people under 18 Someone really should do something about that.
3. Take Faulkner to therapy not it!
4. Congratulate Bugsy on becoming a gym leader. Wow, this is like three years old
5. Congratulate Koga on the birth of his daughter. You do NOT have your priorities in order.
6. Tell Walker that the name he picked out for his unborn son sounds too much like F*cker. Morty told me that he was able to convince Faulkner that his name was spelled that way when he was little.
7. Hide the bodies. I hope you're joking.
Okay now, go do something and stop telling me that you're bored.