Ok so sheila is standing there after his revelationlike wtf? And he just kinda stares dumbly at serena. But then mamoru and the amazon tio come up from behind him and are like, "boo!" and he is all like,
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH oms! How dare you scare me like that, and furthermore, how dare you HURT USAMI LIKE THAT SHE IS MAH NEW GF AND I WILL NOT FORGIVE YOU!"
Thn he transforms into sailir tar fighter an says, "FAITA SUTAAA PAWAAA MAKE-UP! Sailor star fighter stage ON!"
AND THEN mamoru and the amazon trio are like, "ugh" and then they shed their civilian disguises and repectively turn into their dead moon circus outfits and THE MASKED TUXEDO. Seiya attacks
"Star Serious Laser~!" Mamoru attacks
"Tuxedo la Smoking Bomber!"
They continue like this until the amazon trio ppulls some surprise bullshit with their counting and then they sing a beautiful song as they trap seiya and prepare to make him part of their clan and steal himaway from usa.
"One, two, three,
Not only you and me.
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught inbetween.
Countin' one, two, three...
Peter, Paul, and Mary.
Getting down with 3P, everybody loves... Uh!
Countin'...
One, two...
One, one, one, one, two, three...
Countin' one, two...
Countin' one, one, two, three...
Babe, pick a night
To come out and play.
If it's alright,
What do you say?
Merrier the more,
Triple fun that way,
Twister on the floor.
What do you say?
Are you in?
Living in sin is the new thing, yeah...
Are you in?
I am counting..."
They stop there and don't do the rest of the verses because that's way to mainstream but mostly becuz they here
"STOP! How dare you take my new bf and steal him from me just like you did to the last one! Iam the moon princess! I am Sailor moon and I am extremely angry with you!" (An: was that the wrong speech? Oh well fuck that, I don't care I do what I want :P)
"Oh joy another one. Says the amazons
Sailor moon rolls her eyes. "Oh, done with you already! My princess and future queen self is disgusted at the mere sight of you! So appalling!" then she attacks
"SILVER MOOON CRYSAL POWEEEERRRR KISS!"
BUT IT DOESN'T WORRRRRK!
An: I hope you enjoyed this installment of UsagiXSeiya!1 Don't forget to R&R and ps I totes got a deviantart! Go check it out! Its theevilYoung also!
Sidenote: I am also not going to update harukaxAmi until I get at least 10 reviewes on it. It's a really good chapter too so if you want to see it, or hear it, or smell, taste, or touch it, it is absulotly NECESARY that you review. NOW. Hell, you could even leave a review on here and I would count, im fuckin despeate over here, like PLZ REVEW GAIZ I NEED THEM. THESE ARE HOW I MAKE A LIVING.