"Seriously, isn't that just a little weird?"
"Not in your family it's not."
Shego glared at Wendy from where she sat in the sofa. Said sofa was at the moment in the room of said Wendy, with which said Shego was now bickering back and forth.
"Thanks for your support."
Wendy flopped down next to Shego on the couch and sighed. "You're not acting like yourself, so why should I help a stranger?"
Shego was silent for a few seconds, and then added "You're making no sense, honey. Maybe you should lay off the Fanta?"
Wendy made a face and flipped Shego a finger before drinking the rest of her Fanta bottle in one gulp. She let out a loud belch and smiled as Shego wrinkled her nose.
"Well, you're prude like your mother."
"And you're a revolting wench, thank you very much."
Wendy waved her off with a scoff and a shrug. "Don't give a shit about that now, are you going to follow up on what your mother said?"
Shego grinned and replied; "No thanks, you're not my type at freaking all."
"Likewise, airhead, but I was talking about what your loving mother," Shego scoffed loudly here, "said about telling Kim that you miss her."
Shego flew to her feet, whirled around on her heels and faced Wendy on the couch. "Will everybody just stop talking like I'm madly in love with her?"
Wendy raised her hands in defense, but let Shego keep talking.
"I care about her, alright? I'll admit, I was sort of forced to befriend her if I wanted to finish school. What?!" Shego's exclamation here was because Wendy suddenly started jumping up and down on the couch like a lovesick puppy on pills.
Wendy's face split in a truly frightening grin, and Shego was reminded of a weird car she had heard of in a book. The car had had a mouth that grinned so wide people feared it would rip out their jugulars.
But enough of that, Shego shook her head and repeated her exclamation.
"I know another nugget you need to hit her with."
"As if the car wasn't enough…" Shego murmured under her breath.
"Too soon, anyway, you just have to make sure I am around when you tell her you've been keeping more things from her…"
Shego started backing away from the now scary-looking Wendy, who had gotten off the couch and started prowling towards Shego until the raven haired woman was against the wall and the (today)red headed woman was dangerously close to her throat with those teeth.
"Wha…What are you talking about Wendy?"
"I'm talking about the fact that you haven't told Kim the truth. I'm talking about how you lied to her about your school-life. And this is not about the Queens, which you still have to explain to her as well by the way, I'm talking about the fact that you are not two years her senior. You are seven years her senior, and you'll have one hell of a hard time explaining that to her."
This truly frightening speech was punctuated by a low, blood-freezing chuckle from Wendy. A chuckle that made Shego think; 'Why the hell did I lie?'
A/N: Hidden Movie reference, 5 points to 3 first correct answers.
I'm sorry there isn't more, but this is more than an unjust teaser; it's a promise of return from the dead.
I'll be back soon, cya till then!