Jose and Panchito sat there in their home, happy and content. They were preparing for their first child ever to be born. It was only one month away. And yet, Panchito was very nervous.
"Amor?"
"Sim Panchito?"
"What if…what if im a bad father" asked panchito a bit nervous.
Jose held panchito close and smiled.
"Panchi my love, we'll be fine. And whatever happens we do it together"
He then kissed him passionately. Panchito couldn't resist and laid right ontop of him. The next thing they knew they were ripping off each other's clothing and kissing and nipping at each other like no tomorrow. You could even hear their moans of pleasure and them screaming each others names so loud enough that it made the whole house shook. They fell into each others arms and breathed after the fun exercise of making love. they then heard a voice.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOIN!"
The two looked up to see their friend Pedro with his beak open and their eyes twitching.
"don't ya know kids could be watching you!"
"pedro just chill out"
They turned to see jasmine with bags in hand.
"Ah! Jasmine! You're here!" said panchito.
"I got the stuff!"
"What stuff are you talkin bout girl?" asked pedro.
"panchitos poop remedy"
"POOP REMEDY?!" cried pedro
"poop remedy" said jose
"Ok is there and echo in here?" said jasmine
Panchito smiled as jasmine went to go make the remedy. A few minutes later, jose and panchito were watching her bring it over to see surprisingly they were cookies!
"these cookies are made with bran cecreal, chocolate chips, raisins, and a glaze made of prune juice and apple sauce"
Jose nervously ate one and realized that they were actually really good.
"Jasmine mi querida, you are a genious!"
And that's when panchito and jose both kissed her, both kisses with tongues throbbing in each others mouths. When they parted, jasmine was so happy that she fell over with a dazed and dreamy smile.
"now that...was what i call...heaven..."