The day had come. This was the day the first gay baby would be born. Jose, Panchito and Jasmine were in the car as Panchito was munching on jasmines laxative cookies.
"Are you nervous amor?" asked Jose.
"What? Are you loco? No way!"
"uhhhh…exactly how many cookies did you eat so far?" asked jasmine.
"only 10…hey if I wanna get the egg out then I got to make me want to GO"
They arrived at the hospital 20 minutes later and got him into his room. Jose helped him out of his clothes and into scrubs and into the bed. There was then nothing to do but wait. And so as many hours passed by until…..
"CARAMBA! JOSE! THE LAXITIVES KICKING IN NOW! OUR BABYS COMING!"
They all gathered around.
"Panchito, take mine and jasmines hand and squeeze"
Panchito did so as he took the first push, groaning and screaming in pain.
Jose calmed him a bit.
"breathe my love breathe"
"THIS IS'NT HAPPENING! IT CAN"T BE BUT IT IS!" cried panchito.
He then saw one of the doctors trying to help.
"I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK OUR BABY'S EGG ILL BREAK YOUR FREAKIN FACE!"
Many hours went by. Apparently one of the nurses touched him in the wrong spot and Panchito kicked him in the face, knocking him out. They all were in shock. Panchito seemed to be getting violent.
"It's almost out Panchito!" cried jose
"ABOUT TIME!"
And there, with one giant push, the nurse caught and pulled out a big and white round egg. Panchito cried in relief as a nurse brought in an incubator so the egg could hatch. Jose kissed his lover as panchito cried in pain and relief.
"It is ok mi amor. It's ok!"
"It hurt so much! It felt like hard poop! And now I got Diarhea!" cried panchito.
Jose couldn't help but laugh and helped his ill love to the bathroom.