I do not own The Office.
Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes and the short chapters.
"What the hell is that, Micheal." Stanley said rather board.
"This Stanley the Manly is a wig."
"So wait your telling us that your so called special mission was to go to a wig shop and get that wig." Oscar said.
"Yes and no, you see I was at home enjoying a muffin when I suddenly remembered Wigs R US store was shipping in a new limited addition wig that was of someone very famous."
"So that doesn't explain why you look like that."announced Jim.
"Wait and listen my young cricket."
"I do believe it's young grasshopper."
"Jim please I am a black belt I know what I'm talking about."
'That's strange because I thought Dwight punched you twice a couple years ago."
"I did." agreed Dwight nodding his head.
"Hey we already discussed this." said Micheal.
"Sorry, Micheal." Dwight apologized.
"Now as I was saying the reason Jim that I look like this is because there was another who wanted the wig as well."
"Wow only one other person." said Jim.
"I know the other people must of not gotten the memo , as I was saying I was in the store just about to get the wig when I was hit by an old lady with her purse. She kept on hitting me with her purse until I knocked her into a table of wigs, left some money on the counter and ran."
Micheal, you pushed an old lady for a wig does corporate know about this." said Toby
"Toby you suck does your mother know about it."
"Any ways what is so special about that wig." Pam asked trying to change the subject."
"That is what I will tell you next."