AN: Hey I know i said i'm done writing but this is a zombie chapter, zombie chapters take like 5 minutes to write, because i don't really care about tense, grammar, plot, or rules. In my Zombie chapters random stuff just happens. Like whatever comes into my head just boom it doesn't matter how silly or dumb the idea i just put it down as part of the story.

I feel like i need to clear something up okay if you read the playboy disaster reboot it says i'm a girl no I, my good sirs and mams, am a sir not a mam. (I'm a dude) (A guy)

Zombie POV

Zombie log 70 we have been drifting for weeks now I'm not sure how long we can keep our sanity. . .

"Hey guys woohoo floating is awesome!"

"Dammit Steve shut up I'm doing zombie log here"

"Sorry."

Dammit I lost my place end zombie log.

Zombie log 71 drifting, roaming waiting. Space is a cold mistress she seduces you with her endless beauty. . . . . .

"Zombie boner alert!"

"Fuck Steve can't you just keep quiet for like one zombie log, shit you have been talking non-stop for like the past three galaxies."

"Sorry."

"Fuck that Steve I'm done with you saying sorry. Linda get my shotgun."

"Hey man be cool come on we can work this out" Steve says while lifting his arms up.

"No just no it's over you're done. Linda dammit where is my gun." Point of view zombie yells while facing Steve who is trying desperately to get away.

"Here you go I'm sorry it took so long I couldn't for the life of me remember which meteor I left it in." Linda says while handing point of view zombie the gun.

"You're done now Steve." Point of view zombie shouts while shooting at Steve repeatedly in the head.

"Okay Linda when everyone asks what happened to Steve we say the space marshmallows came and killed Steve. And let me just end this zombie log so we can start bumpin uglies now that we are alone." Point of view zombie says while wiping his face and handing Linda the gun back.

"Okie dokie artichokie." Linda states with a huge smile on her face.

Steve died a terrible death I wonder how this will affect morale end zombie log

Zombie log 546 it has been 546 days of just floating our numbers have dwindled down to the thousands. We're not sure how much longer we are going to survive, our numbers keep dropping due to the meteors and space lions. Oh the space lions they can be so brutal the size of 20 Chihuahuas and pelts as pink as a little girls room that loves princesses. One space lion can kill ten zombies in mere days with their jetpacks and spoon sharp teeth. It's a gruesome site to behold. But we zombies are a proud and tough group we haven't given up hope, not yet anyways. Till next time. End Zombie Log

Zombie log it has been 1 hour since the last log it appears that we are coming up on a large cube shaped planet. Expected time of arrival twenty two hours and fifty three minutes. Finally the feast shall begin. . . .

Jercy Packson on Cube Shaped Planet POV

It's the BEEEEST DAY EVEEEEEEER. Hmm today by golly is going to be a great day you betcha, because every day is an amazing day here on wonderful world. The flowers are blossoming, the birds are singing, and I am going to sleep with that blonde bombshell in apartment D12 cause you know not a female alive that can resist the charm of Jercy Packson. Ohh yea it's going to be just me and Channabeth Aase in her apartment.

Aase Channabeth on Cube Shaped Planet POV

O M G Jercy Packson is coming over today! I have soooo many things to do I have to get my nails done, find a semi revealing but not too slutty dress, and and and yea I'm so busy. Jercy Packson is soooo hot he has such a toned body, messy black hair that just looks so adorable on him, and a pair of the most amazing sea green eyes that just make girls swoon over him.

Random Forgan Mreeman on Cube Shaped Planet POV

I have no idea to this day what those wonderful worldonian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so sexy, it can't be expressed in words, like Aase Channabeth's beautiful posterior and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices got me harder and longer than any teenage boy in the school shower dares to dream. It was like some sensual bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shankshaw felt free.

An: I'm not sure if i have to, but i think i should the last paragraph is a quote from the movie Shawshank redemption just edited a little bit. If you have seen the movie you're awesome if you haven't well go watch it to become awesome.

Another thing there are tons of physics errors in this story but like i said it doesn't have to make sense this is just randomness. Lol new challange every review will some how be put into the next chapter as part of the story. Challenge Accepted. matter of fact you can even leave a challange like write a chapter without using a letter or word something idk well.

Okay last thing i just want to see if you guys will do it because i will find it funny and this would totally make my last month before i go just awesome, go to the Playboy disaster reboot and just leave some random reviews about zombies all of you please for me like my dying request?