I do not own The Office.

Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.

This chapter is also rated a little bit teen.

Everyone in the office was getting some of their work done dreading the moment when Micheal would put on Thriller. Meanwhile Micheal and Dwight were rehearsing in his office.

" Okay so we can't have any extra zombies it will just be me as a zombie and you screaming." said Micheal

" But Micheal do you really think that I can pull off being a women?" asked Dwight.

" I wouldn't of given you a job here at Dunder Mifflin if a didn't think that you could be a women, Dwight."

" Thank you Micheal that means a lot."

" Now all we need is some women stuff. It is time to go out shopping."

And they walked out into the office.

" Okay everybody Dwight and I will be gone for a little bit to do some important, er, things." announced Micheal.

" Pam where did you get that lip gloss from?" asked Dwight.

"Why?"

"Never mind." and they left.

Later in the car

" So Micheal were should we go."

" I believe Victoria's Secret and Wigs R. US."

" Awesome. Oh, Micheal take a left right here there's Victoria's Secret."

They pulled into the parking lot and went into the store greeted by some confused faces.

" Hello." said Micheal. " I am here for my friend." and he pointed at Dwight but they just gave him some more confused looks.

" First let's get some makeup. Aha here we go what kind of lip gloss do you want. Banana Splash, Glitter Girl, Lavender Lips, or Spicy Mango?" asked Micheal.

" Well I like Glitter Girl but I don't know it seems to flashy, but this is a special occasion so-"

" Hello how may I help you two gentlemen." asked a blond haired women who looked like she had way to many face lifts.

" Yes do you think that Glitter Girl is to flashy or do you think it's just enough sparkle because people have told me that I have a dull complexion."

" Ummm... I have to go." said the employee.

" Well how rude. I think that you should get that Dwight it's just enough sparkle."

" Great next we need some women clothes. I think that I need a dress that covers my shoulders because they are very broad."

" Wow! I think that I found your dress Dwight."

In Micheal's hand was a puke green dress with big roses every here and there and a big bow in the back.

" That is beautiful Micheal, what size do you think I am."

"I'd say a 14."

" Micheal I am not fat."

" It's only because they run small Dwight."

" Okay."

" I'd say that we have everything that we need here."

" Wait Micheal I still need a bra."

" Dwight, come on man, no."

" I think that I am a B cup."

" ... Just...God."

" How do you think this looks Micheal."

Dwight had the bra on him and was looking in a mirror.

" I don't know does it look like I'm trying to hard." asked Dwight.

Then the blond haired employee yelled " Pervert alert!"

" Oh, my God Dwight run this is the real thing, come on!"

So they both ran out of the store holding their items, Dwight still with his bra on, and they hopped into the car.

" OH MY GOD!!" yelled Micheal as he raced out of the parking lot on to the road.

" ARE THEY FOLLOWING US DWIGHT!! DO YOU SEE A HELICOPTER!!"

" No, no we're safe just make a couple of quick turns and we'll be fine."

" Why are you so calm have you done this before?"

" Maybe."