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While Micheal and Dwight were out shopping back at the office Jim was in thinking mode.
Then all of a sudden Jim sprang up from his desk and went to go talk to Pam.
" Hey, Pam I was thinking...."
" Oh, I know that look. That's the look you have whenever you want to do something nasty to Dwight."
" It's not nasty and if he wasn't who he was I wouldn't have to do stuff to him. But anyways this is not about Dwight." said Jim and he took an M&M out of the bowl on Pam's desk.
" Well, would it happen to be about Micheal's wig?"
" Absolutely." and he plopped the M&M in his mouth.
" Great. Now what do you have in mind."
" It's not going to be just us doing this, Pam. I want the whole office to get in on this."
Jim turned around and faced all of the employees.
" Um, attention everyone can I say something here."
Everyone turned and looked at him.
" Great. Now, we all know that Micheal is going to throw on his Thriller show, right."
" Your damn right that we do." called out Meridith.
" Well, I have a brilliant plan as to stop this show."
" Now how are you going to that Big Tuna, slap him with a tuna?" asked Andy.
" No, your all going to help me get rid of that wig."
" Me likey." said Andy.
" Okay so this is what is going to happen. Tomorrow morning at around 10:00, Andy your going to go out into the hallway saying that you need to get something, trip, and scream loudly. When Micheal asks what was that noise I'll say that Andy was ambushed in the hall by some gang members and sthat he needs to go save him. And knowing Dwight he'll probably go, too. While they're away I'll take the wig and go down to the bottom floor by the emergency stair case. While I'm down there I'll go outside and get in my car and go to the dump. While I'm there Pam will stall even more by saying that she saw the gang members from the window in the parking lot. Kelly and Creed I want you two to say that you need to get something from the ware house at 9:55 and then go down to the parking lot and hide in the bushes. When Pam, Micheal, Andy, and Dwight come to the parking I want you two to scream at the top of your lungs some gang member stuff. While your stalling him I'll be at the dump disposing of the wig. If you guys run out of stalling stuff before I come back then, Toby you can just talk to him about corporate and stuff to stall him even more. When Micheal comes back and asks where his wig is we'll say that the janitor came to tidy up a little bit and when he came out of the your office his bag was plumper than before he went in it."
" Wow. Now that is a plan." said Pam.
" But, do you think it will work." asked Oscar.
" Trust me I've done bigger stuff than this."