Hey fella's! I'm baaaaaaack.

Sorry for the wait. I had a bit of writers block. (By a bit I mean alot!)

Also, I promised AllThePrettyCorpses to wish her a happy birthday… so yep. I think I did that.

Enjoy reading and hopefully enjoy clicking after you have read this FABULOUS *cough cough* story.

I DO NOT OWN MAXIMUM RIDE OR CHARACTERS - (although I wish I did...) - ALL BELONGS TO JP!!

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Chapter 5- All The Pretty Fridges

Max's POV

There were enough of these Flying Fridges to fill up a massive atomic bomb.

Woop-dee freakin' do.

Realising that I was still holding on to Fang's hand, I quickly released my grip and blushed just faintly.

However, he was blushing so much, you could swear that you could see his veins.

Before I could say "U & A", Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy and Angel all ran out and prepared for battle. Oh well, I said it anyway.

Squinting my eyes, I let the rush of the wind fill my body up. All of us were heading straight for the Erasers just like they were cute little teddy bears. Teddy bears with viciously large claws, drooling slimy teeth and ferociously green eyes.

NOW who's gonna go to 'Toys R Us', eh?

"Max?" Iggy shouted at me. Man, that boy can scream. The again, we were 35,000 feet (AN: Lol, I have no idea how high they can fly) up high.

Knowing I was listening, he continued. "What's the plan?"

"Kick they're bloody arses back to the school." I muttered under my breath.

"Sounds like a good plan!" Nudge exclaimed, smiling.

You need to make an effective plan, Max.

Ugh. Okay, that definitely was NOT Angel. Just when I thought I didn't have mental issues…

What do you want?! Can't it wait? Snapping back, I mentally glared at my Voice- if that was possible.

No it can't Maximum. You have to beat these Erasers out now. Just follow my lead.

Lead? He/She/Robot/(insert-other-creature-here) is inside of me!

Do I really need to do as you ask? I like to keep things at my own pace, if you must know.

No response. Hah. Wimp.

"You must die NOW!!"

Woops. I had forgotten about the Erasers. Also, about my 5 Flock members flying right beside me, questioning me on what to do. If I haven't told you a million times- being a leader sucks.

"Umm- correction. Pretty sure that we're gonna kill you!" Gazzy pointed his fingers at the Erasers.

Aww… he's so cute when he's threatening!

After that thought, I immediately turned my hand into a fist and swiftly punched one of the Fridges in the stomach.

I must've punched really hard because some blood trickled down his mouth.

Score! I mentally punched a fist in the air.

Boy did he look angry now. He quickly wiped the blood away and came flying towards me.

Only centimetres away from my face, I saw a hairy and obese hand come towards my face. Geez, have these Erasers ever heard of shaving cream?

My face was about to become a pancake, when all of a sudden…

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Bahahahaha! I am soooo evil. Lol cliffhanger much?

Sorry it was such a short Chapter, but I know what's going to happen next! (Mwahaha- you don't.)

I'll update as soon as I can which might not be until next week.

I have assignments and exams to study for people! But 3 more weeks and I'll be free as a bird!

(Get it… 'free as a bird'. Because Max and them are all… oh whatever!)

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