I do not own The Office.
Sorry for any spelling/grammar.
RIP Micheal Jackson may your music touch and inspire many future generations.
So Dwight and Micheal went back to the office and it had just turned 5:00 when they entered the office.
" We're back!" announced Micheal as they came in.
" And were the hell were you?" asked Stanley.
" Well, we were working at the soup kitchen and donating pens to the pen less."
" To the penless?" asked Toby, " Micheal there is no such thing."
" God, yes their is, Toby. Not everyone has enough money to buy fancy pens, and go to Costa Rica, and have an account on dating sites, like you. No, they spend their money on food, and water, and toilet paper, and magic sets, and gamecubes. Only the necessities."
" Then what's that in your hand?" asked Pam.
" Groceries." answered Dwight, and he and Micheal left in a hurry.
" Do you think what I think it is in those bags." asked Pam to Jim.
" Yup."
The next day at 4:00 am.
Micheal met Dwight in the parking lot so early that it was still dark out and they walked into the building up to the office together. When they got to the office Micheal asked Dwight, " Do you have the stuff?"
" You bet I do." responded Dwight.
" Okay, good. I have my wig so let's get started."
" So, wait are we having a dress rehearsal?"
" That is a good idea but let's not, because I don't want to do your makeup again today."
" Yeah."
" I think that we should start it with us walking just talking then I just start singing and then when it comes to the part with the zombies I'll jump behind something and put on my zombie makeup that I got last night at iparty. Then I jump out and you start screaming and then you sit down on a chair horrified."
" Why would I just sit down and wait to be eaten, I'd kill you with my knife and stuff you back in your coffin."
" Dwight, please, for the sake of the movie. Know as I was saying, then I'll keep singing the song while dancing, then at the end I'll close in on you, you scream and then we take our bows."
" I am really excited about this, Micheal."
" Me too Dwight and I also took one of my button up shirts and spray painted it red so it would look like a red leather jacket."
" Cool."
" Now let's get started. Okay so I'll put my arm around you and let's start walking." and they did, " Now I'll start singing... It's close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark," and Micheal sang up until the part where the zombies come out then he jumped behind a chair pretended to put on his make up. Then he jumped out and Dwight screamed and sat down in the chair pretending to be afraid and Micheal continued singing and dancing. He did the claws and all of the moves, " Cause this is Thriller..."and then att he end Micheal closed in on Dwight and he started screaming. " And cut!" yelled Micheal.
" That was awesome!" yelled Dwight.
" I know I could feel the music and everything. It was like Micheal Jackson himself possessed my body and helped me do this."
" That would be kind of freaky though."
" Yes, it would."
" So, what time is it, Micheal?"
He checked his watch, " Um, 4:15."
" What are we going to do to pass the time."
" Well, we could always rehearse again but..... let's watch t.v.!"
" I'll go get the popcorn."
" Dwight, only give me two cups of butter instead of three," Micheal yelled after him, " I'm trying to cut back on it."
