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Meanwhile in Micheal's office he couldn't get any work done because he was so excited about doing Thriller. He paced back and forth,he sent prank emails to Ryan, and he sighed for about an hour and a when it turned 12:00 Michael new it was lept up from his chair and went over to the bag on his table and reached into it expecting to feel hairiness. But he didn't so he looked in the bag to see then it hit him smack in face. The wig was MISSING.
"Oh, my God!" screamed Michael, "Where is it!" he ran out into the office. "It's gone!"
"What?!What do you mean, Micheal." asked a confused Dwight.
"You heard me it's gone!Gone!"
"Whoa, Micheal calm down." said Jim stepping in, "When was the last time that you saw it."
"In a bag on a table in my office."
"Hmm." said Jim scratching his chin and winking at Pam when Michael wasn't looking, "Let me see..ah, when you,Pam,Dwight,and Andy were gone the janitor came up here to tidy said that he was looking for a cleaned all around and when he came out of your office I think that his trash bag was bigger than when he came into it.
"Then there is only one thing to do."
"No,no there is nothing to do."
"I must look in the dump."
"Michael, don't do that come on."
"I must get that wig back, Jim."
"And I'll help him." said Dwight and jumped up next to Michael.
"Okay listen, don't go there and make a fool out of your self Toby has already called corporate saying that you've gone out twice already and your bound to get in trouble if you leave again."
"Damnit, must you ruin everyone's lives."
"Micheal I-" started Toby.
" I can't leave this building again. So there is only one thing to do, me and Dwight must confront the janitor."
"Yeah!He'll have an accident." said Dwight.
"No, he will not because you two will not bother the janitor." said Jim.
"Come on Jim it's obvious that he took probably saw it and then wanted it for himself. I will just ask him a few questions if he refuses to answer than we give it to him , we're going to beat him, then fry him,then chop him, and in the end he'll be nothing but fried chicken."
"Mmm, chicken." said Kevin.
"Michael do you really want to be taken away by security?" asked Jim.
"If it gets me my wig back than yes."
"And I'd proudly be taken away by security with have worked to hard to have it all thrown away by some Mexican that get's paid like four cents an hour."
"Um, excuse me?" asked Oscar.
"Your right three cents an hour."
"Well on that note me and Dwight are you see us next we will be carried away but with a wig."
And they left.
This was not working out as Jim had planned.