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Michael was furious as he and Dwight both marched up the stairs in anger.

"How," thought Michael, "How could they do this to me? I've only loved them and treasured them like a father would and then here we are one of those disgusting people have stolen my wig. Could it be Creed? He seems like a messed up old man. Maybe Meredith?She has been known to be the drinker of drinks. And then there's Kevin he's so bald. He probably took the wig so that he could were it out at night clubbing to get back into the dating scene. It could even be disgusting, miserable Toby. It could be anyone of them and they will tell me. I will get the truth.

Meanwhile next to Michael Dwight was clomping up the stairs thinking his own thing too. " I always knew that those people were no good. I could tell it by their eyes but it's obvious who did it. It was Jim! He's always making things horrible. Could also be Andy, I suppose, he seemed really defensive of Michael Jackson. Or it could be Pam, or Kelly, or Stanley, or Phyllis, or Oscar, or..."

Up in the office Jim was very nervous, "I hope that they don't find out I did I would have to hear Dwight ranting on about how untrustworthy I was and he'd send a memo out to everyone saying not to trust me or something stupid like that. And then there's 'Micheal he's been known to make some pretty rash decisions about things like this. I hope he doesn't do the whole your fired then again. David Wallace wouldn't want to let me go. But Micheal has been working here for a long time. I don't know.

Pam was not as worried as Jim, I think that this really worked out well. I mean I was pretty good at acting if I don't say so only Mrs. Croci could see me she would rethink about not making me Dorthy for the play and instead making me one of the munchkins. I'm waaay more talented than mean Rebecca Tilli."

Andy was really happy and he was daydreaming, "Megan Fox, yes, I am that guy who totally fooled his boss and yes you-"

"Andy?" asked Phyllis. "What in the world are you talking about? Did you watch more porn on your phone."

"Wait, wait?Did I say oh..uh...what do you mean Phyllis?"

"You know what I mean."

"No I don't know what you mean and Megan Fox is not porn. Wait? Damnit!"

Phyllis just rolled her eyes. "George Clooney is the way to go."

Even Creed and Kelly were thinking things. "Oh my God!Oh my God!What if Michael finds out what me and Creed did it would be like so scary!

Creed thinking, "Wow I wonder what that was that I ate for breakfast I'm getting a massive heart burn."

Kelly thinking, "I wonder how Creed is doing he's like so sensitive and I think that gang thing really shook him up."

"I wonder if that was raw chicken I ate?Stupid chickens they should all be killed for amusement."

"Wow I'm like getting the jitters."

"Man!If you can't get good food out of a dumpster where can you get it!"

Michael and Dwight had finally made it up to the door leading to the both walked in with angrily.

"Hey Dwight," said Michael in a southern accent.

"Yeah Sheriff Michael?" responded Dwight in an accent too.

"Yah ready to catch up some varmints?"

"Yesiree!"

Jim could sense a massive headache coming on.