I do not own The Office.
Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.
I've finally updated twice over this Columbus day weekend. And it has been a while. But just as a warning I might or might not update in a while. So enjoy!
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"Now who here stole my wig. Who stole it." said Michael now back in his normal voice.
"Nobody stole it, Michael. Honest." said Pam.
"An unlikely story, now lets see who wouldn't lie to their boss..." and Michael went up to Andy, "So Andy did anything interesting today."
"Well, no,...I well I," stuttered Andy as he started to sweat.
"You," said Michael up in his face.
"I..I" Andy was frantically trying to think of something and then it came to him, "I got attacked my gang members remember. You came and, hey Dwight was there too. Remember. Good times, good times. Well except for the part about me getting attacked by gang members, that was not pleasant. I mean who likes that?" Andy did a nervous smile.
Michael just nodded his head still suspicious and went over to Oscar. Andy let out a big sigh and wiped his forehead, while and Jim and Pam just stared at him. "What" mouthed Andy to them.
"Oscar," said Michael now next to him what about you, "Anything happen to you on this wonderful day? Did you meet any new guys?" and he put his arm around Oscar.
"Michael this is making me incomprable, please stop."
"Why would you rather I sit on your lap while you tell me that you stole my wig?"
"Toby!" shouted Oscar.
"Michael," said Toby now standing up, "Please its just a stupid wig and you really don't need another complaint against yourself."
"Really Toby, said Michael walking toward Toby, "Is that so. Well I might just have to put a complaint against you for stealing my wig."
"Michael really, why would I?"
"Because your you,Toby, because your you. Your always ruining my fun. I'll be like, 'hey gang want to do something fun' and then you'll be like 'blah blah no blah blah rules blah blah corporate.'"
"Michael really don't do this, I think that you just need to calm down."
"NO I THINK THAT YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO CALM DOWN! WHO STOLE MY WIG!"
Jim who was frozen in his seat now snapped out of it and decided to take charge. "Hey Michael," said Jim now at his feet, "I really think that you just need to calm down. Lets not just go accusing everyone out of the blue. Now I want you to tell us what happened."
" Okay Jim I'll tell you. It seems like the only people in this office that I can trust anymore is you,Pam, and especially Ryan," Ryan made a face, " I mean Jim how-. Wait a minute where's Dwight?"
" I'm right here Michael," said Dwight as he jumped up from under his desk, "Sometimes I go down there to think. But anyways I've come up with an idea to find out who took the wig. There's security cameras, right? In the lobby and outside the building, even some in the hallways. We could use the tape to find out who took the wig."
Michael's face lit up, "Then a'huntin we shall go!"
Everyones faces went white but especially Jim's.