Dear EmotionalDreamer101,

I just wanted to say thank you for calling me hot. First of all I have noticed. I'm Austin Moon. And second at first you creeped me out and I thought you were Brooke. Oh how much I just HATE that girl. And I know I did look good in that prince costume. I really did. Ahh how good I look. Thanks again for giving me more confidence. And im ...not to be rude but I still like Ally so the sunset thing is umm..not gonna happen sweetie. Sorry. And how could you not have noticed how hot I was. Saying that you want to eat me sounds like my mom. Akward. I am adorable aren't I. Oh and I'm eating pancakes right now. Like I do every 30 mins. And don't even start about waffles. I HATE them. Almost as much as I hate Brooke. And I should be a prince. But, I really love my music. If I couldn't do music I wouldn't be the prince of my parents mattress company because I would want to be prince too much and embarressing.

Love,

Austin Monica Moon