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Chapter 5 Goku's POV

This was not my idea of fun and amusement. This so called freak show was just plain disturbing but we're VIP guests. Only because we gave the credit of defeating Majin Buu to Hercule and my son is dating the man's daughter so we were all expected to show up?

Many of these people honestly scared me, sure I've seen freakier looking monsters and aliens but the fact that humans could do this to themselves for money just gave me the creeps. I'm happy I live alone in the woods away from this kind of insanity. I flinched when I felt a hand pat my back but when I heard the light hearted feminine chuckle I relaxed and turned to face the shapely blue haired knock out which was non other than my best friend Bulma.

"Not enjoying the show Goku?" She smirked knowing very well how uncomfortable I was here. So I shrugged and walked through the crowds of people as I helped her find her husband Vegeta. I'm surprised he didn't just blow the whole event off it wasn't like him to deal with humans at all let alone attend an all out celebration with them.

We searched for hours to the point that we thought he just left like I would have it was getting dark and cold I noticed that Bulma was shivering slightly so I handed her my jacket which wasn't so much for warmth as it was for a normal appearance. My body didn't need anything to really keep me warm shit I could be naked and wouldn't feel any kind of chill. I suppose that's just one of the perks being a Saiyan.

I heard a loud voice that sounded like Hercule over the speakers asking for everyone to come to the grand podium for the final act of the show. As everyone shuffled to the stage Bulma told me she wanted a closer look I sighed all I wanted was to get away as fast as possible but she had other plans for me since her husband currently ditched her for the night and I was happily divorced. I apparently had no other choice so I grabbed her arm and placed my middle and pointer fingers to my forehead finding a cleared spot in the front of the stage and I teleported us there.

The first thing that caught my eye was a small movement from this furry brown curtain that was covering up something that looked the size of what could be a child. The voice I heard caught my attention for it was extremely loud and sounded unpleasant to my sensitive ears. In the middle of the short chubby man's speech Vegeta approached us and possessively wrapped his arm around Bulma's waist. I was grateful that he showed up so I could finally leave this insane asylum until I slightly paid attention to what the man was saying.

"This, my people is something you've all never seen before a girl part human and part primate! She might seem tame at first but wait until she looks upon the moon! Ladies and gentlemen I give you... The missing link!"

I turned as the fabric dropped and revealed a small woman stark naked and struggling against chains at her feet with her hands also handcuffed. All three of us gaped in silence when we saw her tail whipping back and forth whereas the rest of the crowd gasped and applauded.