Episode 2: Eed meets the Kanker

It was a Monday morning in the culdesac and the Eds were showing there newest member around the school. "And there's the water fountain and there's the staircase and… ooh ooh! There's a locker!" Ed yammered on once again having Eed in his iron grip.

"Um… Ed? I just wanted you to show me were my homeroom was." Edd said with a disturbed look. "Well the homeroom postings say that your homeroom number is 611...

That's our homeroom!" Edd said reading the homeroom postings "STOP SAYING HOMEROOM!!!!" Eddy boomed. Me: Sorry!

"Class I would like you to meet our newest student Eed!" no one (Besides Ed and Edd) really cared about Eed's presence. Kevin upon seeing Eed gritted his teeth.

"I hate that dork…" Kevin muttered. "I don't know. I think he's kinda cute!" Nazz said over hearing Kevin. Kevin after hearing this glared at Eed and snapped his pencil in half.

"Eed, why don't you sit next to Edd?" Eed sat next to Edd and smiled. Intercom: Ed Edd and Eddy report to the main office… The Eds not wanting to make principal mad got up from their seats. Eed knew something bad was going to happen.

It was lunchtime and Ed Edd and Eddy were no were in sight. "Where are they? They've been gone for to hours." Just then Edd ran through the Cafeteria door like a madman.

After tripping over Kevin's foot halfway to Eed he decided to walk over to Edd to see what was wrong. "Edd? Edd are you okay?" he said turning Edd around. "WHOH!!! Edd what happened to you?!" when he turned him around Eed he noticed that his face was covered in kiss marks. "Run…Kankers…" Edd mutter "What? I can't hear you" "Kankers!!!" just then Ed and Eddy burst through the cafeteria screaming. Both: "RUN AWAY!!!" "STOP!"

Eed said holding his hand out. Ed and Eddy screeched to a halt. "Who are these Kankers?"

"They're three evil girls that are in love with us" Edd explain finally calming down. "So?"

"Oh, they beat us up, kiss us on a daily basis, that destroyed the town at least twice, and they kidnapped Ed…""Alright! I get it!" Eed said getting a headache. "There you are!"

A voice said behind them. Eed turned around to see three rather ugly (Hey!) girls.

"We've been looking for you!" the red headed leader said. "So they're…" "Yes" Eddy said

Cutting him off. ""So You're the new Ed in around here? You're kinda cute!" Lee said

looking at Eed sending chills down his spine. "Take him instead!" Eed said grabbing Kevin a hurling Him at the Kankers. "Run!" Eed signaled as they ran out the cafeteria.

"What was that for?" Eddy asked catching his breath. "I'd rather saw my foot off the get kissed by them!" Eed said shivering at the thought of it. "Well, thank you for assisting us Eed" Edd said wiping the lipstick off his face. "No problem! What are friends for?"

"Best Friends!" Ed said giving a bone crushing group hug. "Does he always act this way?" Eed asked gasping for air. "Yeah, so you better get used to it!" Eddy said trying to break out of it.

End of Episode 2!

Eed: I'm glad I don't a Kanker!

Me: Oh Yeah! I almost forgot! Introducing Vicky Kanker!

Vicky: Hey Cutie!

Eed: I hate you Vince…

Me: I know! Haha!