Episode 4: Eed's Sister

It was a Saturday morning and the Eds where trying to redo the Golf scam Ed ruined a Year ago. "Well, I finally found a big enough box. All I need is some duck tape and it'll be ready in an hour" Edd said gathering parts for the scam. " I have some at my house" Eed said wanting to help. "Then what are we waiting for?" "Party at Eed's house!" Ed and Eddy said running to Eed's house. "HOLD IT!" Eed ordered pulling them back. "You guys can come to my house but what ever you do keep quiet!" Ed and Eddy zip there mouths shut. "I'll take that as an okay"

"Remember to be quiet!" Eed order as he opened the door. Inside there was nothing but darkness and shadows . "Why is so dark" "Quiet! She will hear you" "Who?" Edd asked nervously. All of a sudden door closed. "What's goin on?!" Eddy asked almost wetting himself . A voice came out of nowhere yelling what sounded like a tribal yell. "What was that?!" Edd ask in fear. "RUN!" Eed scream as they ran to the back door. Then out of the shadows a small figure jumped out and tackled Eddy to the ground. "Help Me!" Eddy screamed trying to get away. "It's got Eddy!" Ed screamed looking back. "That's not an it and that's a she" Eed said annoyed. "Wait a minute…" Eddy looked closely enough that he was right. It was only a little girl sitting on top of him. She was at least Sarah's age. She was tan with blonde hair and blue eyes. "Hi!" She said smiling at him. "Uh…Hi?" Eddy replied a little creeped out. She got closer to his face and smiled. "You're cute!" hearing that made Eddy blush. "Get off him Kate!" Eed ordered "Okay!" She said as she back flipped off of him. "Guys this is my sister Kate" Eed said annoyed. "Hello friend! I am Ed!" "I am Kate!" Kate replied with a smile. "I am Ed!" "I am Kate!" "I am Ed!" "I am Kate!" Eddy couldn't believe it: There's actually someone that's just a annoying as Ed! "Um hello! I name is Edd. It's a pleasure to meet you" Edd said extending his hand out. "Edd, no!" Eed warned. "Hiya!" Kate yelled as she grabbed Edd's hand hurled him over her shoulder. Edd crashed to the wall with a thud. "Oche…" "Kate cut it out! Just tell us were the duck tape is!" Eed ordered "Sorry. I used it all" "On what?" Kate pointed a cocoon made out of duct tape. "Oh brother…"

Two days later the Eds were looking outside of the candy store. "Is this what they do after a scam fails?" Eed asked Double D who was reading a book. "Pretty much" he answered while turning another page. Out of nowhere a tribal yell was heard. "Oh no!" Eed moaned. Just like last time Kate jump out from nowhere and jumped down on Eddy. "Hi Eddy!" Kate greeted with a smile on her face. "Kate! What're you doing?" "Talking to my boyfriend!" she said pointing at Eddy" "WHAT?!" "Oh, boy… bad news for Eddy!" Eed shaking his head. "Why?" "Whenever my sister likes someone she'll always cling to. And apparently she likes Eddy now" "Really?" They turn to see Eddy trying to get a far distance from Kate and Kate following him in every step. "I see…" Edd said. "So all we need to do is find that's just as annoying as to hang out with" Ed spoke at last. Everyone stared at him in disbelieve. "Ed, is that you?!" "Gravy!" "It was great while it lasted…"

"I know just the person to use!" Eddy said with a smirk. "Hello Johnny!" "Hi Eddy! Wanna help me and plank make a sand castle?" Johnny said holing his wooden friend up." "Yeah, yeah, whatever. I want you to my new friend Kate!" He said pushing kate in front of him. "Hi I'm Kate!" "I'm Johnny and this is Plank! Wanna help build a sand castle?" "Okay!" She said jumping and down. "Perfect…"

Eddy said as he walk away Three hours later… Eddy was fast asleep dreaming of money and women. "Eddy, honey can you do something for me?" "What's that baby?" "Wake up!" "What?" "Wakeup, wakeup, wakeup, wakeup!" Eddy awoke from his dream to see Kate jumping up and down on his bed. "What are you doing here!? I thought you were hanging with Johnny!" Eddy said in anger. "I was. He and Plank are my best friends now! But you're still my boyfriend!" She said giving him a hug "NNNOOOOOOO!!!"

End of Episode!

Eddy:What?! What about me!?

Me: Don't care!

Eddy: But—

Me: Lalalalalala! I can't here you!!

Eddy: I hate you…