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Adventures in Shopping
Chapter 5 – Oh my, Meat!
Sam took Dean's hand and led him to the back of the store. "Look Dean, meat!" Sam exclaimed. "Lots and lots of meat. Let's pick something for tonight's meal."
"See that, that's a rump roast. " Sam ran his hands over Dean's ass. "It comes from right about here." Sam pointed out the location by smacking Dean's ass. A couple of lady shoppers stopped to watch and listen to Sam's lecture.
"And that's a brisket." He went on while pulling up Dean's t-shirt and rubbing Dean's belly. The small crowd of shoppers gained a few more watchers.
Sam pulled Dean back into his arms and ran his hands down in the inside of Dean's legs. "These are the shanks, close to the bone and sweet and excellent for stewing." Now Sam grabbed his brother's thighs.
"Loins are always good, that's where you get the steaks and the tenderloin. I like tenderloin. So tasty." There were some murmurs of agreement and a couple of whistles from the steadily growing crowd.
Sam ran his hands down Dean's belly and dived into Dean's pants, "Oh boy, flank steak. So good but sometimes it needs pounded to break up the fibers then flash fried on a really hot grill to bring out the full succulent flavor. Spices are good, here. Good flank steak can benefit from delicate handling."
The crowd was getting excited now and suggestions were beginning to be made. "Ladies, really," Sam chided them. "Tube steaks are not appropriate here. Too thin, not nearly succulent enough. And besides, they are hardly a good mouth full."
Dean twisted in his brother's grip. The crowd was beginning to ask for displays of meat that were hardly appropriate in a public setting.
One of the butchers appeared from the back of the department. "Hey, you guys! Get out of here. You women are disgusting. Perverts!" The man pointed his cleaver at the crowd.
"The Health Department is not going to approve of this."