Last time on Kill La Daisy, Daisy attempted to enroll in the prestigious Smash Academy without an invitation. But Little Mac punched Daisy so hard she became a color swap of Peach. Daisy still have a chance? We will see.

A Daisy-Colored Peach (DCP) wakes up, finding herself on a black couch, covered with only a shabby, purple blanket. A sinewy, unsavory man in purple overalls glances at DCP and takes a drag from his cigarette. "Wah," he says while blowing out smoke. "See wa finally woke up, waah."

DCP picks up an eggplant laying on the couch next to her and throws it at Waluigi. "Hi I'm Daisy. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!"

Waluigi takes another drag of his cigarette. He blows smoke in the shape of a question mark. A potted, miniature Piranha Plant nips eagerly at a cockroach crawling up the wall nearby. "Waluigi? Nothing, waah." Waluigi sighs. "But, how do Waluigi say this, waaah..." Waluigi looks down and grasps the brim of his hat. "Siddown. Waluigi blow you away."

Waluigi reaches into his overalls and produces a remote control. He presses a button and a throbbing electronic beat fills the air of his shabby apartment. He throws his cap off and shouts, "WALUIGI TIME!" Waluigi puts one hand on his crotch while the other hand slicks back his fabulous hair. "Now, I will show you..." Keeping one hand on his crotch while licking the fingers on his other hand, Waluigi thrusts his hips forward. "Everything."

As Waluigi walks forward, his overalls unbutton themselves and slowly melt off his sculpted body. He peels off his shirt and drapes it around DPC's bare shoulders. Waluigi's man-nipples gleam with the purple light of truth. Not even the tomato-red glow of DPC's face outshines the radiance of Waluigi's nipples. "Relax," Waluigi says, sitting next to Daisy while wearing only a set of very brief bikini briefs. He slides a hand down DPC's back. "Did anything ze change? Nono. You were always le Peach color swap."

DPC slaps Waluigi while starting away from the couch. "Nu-uh! I'm DAISY!" DPC slaps Waluigi again. "D-A-I-S-Y! DAISY!" DPC slaps Waluigi with every syllable spoken.

"Such passion. Tres bien." Waluigi curls his toes as he recovers from DPC's slaps. "But le truth c'est le truth. You are le Peach col-" DPC snaps Waluigi's shirt at his groin. Waluigi licks his fingers and slides them down his masterfully chiseled abdomen. "Relax, mademoiselle. Currently you are still le color swap. You always were. But maybe," Waluigi says. He stands up and leans closer to DPC's face. He whispers in her ear, "maybe... you can change that, non?"

DPC clenches her fists and responds, "OH YEAH!"

"Then we must geau." Waluigi brushes his pelvis against DPC's backside while turning to pick up his clothes. The electronic music stops. He redresses, suppressing the sexy beast once more. "I got work, wah. Ride wit Waluigi. Janitor closet hideout, waaah. Waluigi also waa-nted sports time. Waluigi help you, waah."

"OH YEAH! COME ON, DAISY! WOOHOO!" Waluigi and DPC climbed into a used Mario Kart and raced to Smash Academy. However, a green shell slams into their kart and knocks it off the road. Peach drives past in her kart, looking down on DPC. Her titanic eyebrows violate the most sensitive recesses of DPC's soul. Following behind Peach is an army of Smash Academy students in Mario Karts as a Lakitu carries Waluigi's kart away.

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