Previously on Kill La Daisy, Daisy met Waluigi, a smoldering beefcake hidden behind the guise of a meager janitor. Daisy learned that she has always been a color swap of Peach, even before Little Mac punched her. Daisy and Waluigi attempted to enter the Smash Academy via Mario Kart and failed, but Daisy will not back down yet.
Waluigi and Daisy-Colored Peach (DCP) walk to Smash Academy after Peach destroyed their kart with her eyebrows and a green shell. Little Mac guards the gate and permits both to enter after seeing Waluigi's sub-minimum-wage employee ID and DCP's color swap ID. "Waluigi hate dis," says the gangly janitor. "Always let Waluigi mop floors but never Waluigi time." He skulks into the towering classroom building to begin his shift. He turns around and looks at DCP. "Stay low. Waluigi time not happen if we caught, waaaah."
DCP nods and clenches both fists. She can bypass security as a Peach color swap. Little Mac felt no need to star punch her this time. And as a Peach color swap she has all the abilities of Smash Academy's ironclad student council president. Perhaps she can use this to her advantage. DCP says, "OH YEAH!" while running into the classroom tower.
DCP passes a classroom full of Captain Falcons. The Wii Fit Instructor orders her students to open their female anatomy textbooks. Two dozen manly voices shout "YES" in unison.
Just past Falcon Classroom 1B is the main office staffed by Toadsworth. Toadsworth looks quizzically at DCP. He asks, "Bladda bladda bladda?" Uneducated in Toadspeak, DCP grabs Toadsworth by the mustache and throws him through the window. She then leaps over the counter and activates the office loudspeaker.
DCP clears her throat. The school's 200 floors becone captive to her grating voice. Not even the mighty student council president's eyebrows can hide. DCP shouts, "HI I'M DAISY!" She slams her sack full of sports equipment on the counter. The loudspeaker captures the sound of stiff baseball bats and supple balls. "I represent the SPORTS games but some JERK took my spot!" DCP stomps several times. "I'm here to give that JERK a piece of my mind with SPORTS! OH YEAH!"
Waluigi sighs heavily while scrubbing a toilet as DCP outs herself. Golden light fills the Smash Academy building as a commanding, bushy-browed voice issues a response to DCP's speech. Peach declares, "Pig who craves the swill called athletic clothing, I have heard your plea for punishment. I shall grant your request in the fieldhouse."
DCP enters a gymnasium packed with color swaps from the Brawl roster. Several characters hold signs with daisies covered with red X-marks. At the center of the gym stands Peach, the tyrannous student council president. She looks down on DCP atop a platform held by The Four Heavenly Kings of Newcomers: Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Little Mac, and Villager. Peach's thick, bristly eyebrows abrade DCP's very soul.
DCP pulls a baseball out of her duffel bag and hurls it at Peach. Peach tilts her head aside as it brushes past. DCP leaps into the air with a golf club overhead. She yells, "NO NO NO NO!" DCP slams her club at Peach's face while shouting, "YOU KLUTZ!" Peach parries the with her own golf club. Suspended midair, DCP grinds her golf club against Peach's while accusing, "You stole my spot for SPORTS, you JERK!" The two Peaches' golf clubs glow orange from friction as sparks shower the gym floor. DCP pulls her burning club away and twirls midair, swinging the club at Peach's midsection.
Peach steps back and smashes her club into DCP's back. DCP flies across the gym, landing backside-first in a basketball hoop. The basketball hoop explodes and DCP falls. She lays unconscious, belly-up on the gym floor. The students of Smash Academy bestow thunderous applause on their student council president. Only a Nintendo All-Star could score a hole in one, a three-point shot, and a one-hit knockout with one move.
As DCP lays unconscious, a familiar vouce calls her.
HALLELUJAH!
Daisy In Her Sports Outfit (DIHSO) awakens within DCP, shouting, "HI, I'M DAISY!" DIHSO puts on a pair of boxing gloves and rapidly punches the air. "You can beat that JERK, I know you can!" DIHSO turns around and arches her back, accentuating her backside. "You have more ass than Peach! I know! I've seen it!" DIHSO dons a Sherlock Holmes hat and examines a stack of questionable fan art with a magnifying glass. "You're WAY different from Peach in the place it counts most in a battle!" DIHSO bends over and presses her backside against a glass pane. "And this sports outfit will bring out your true power!" DIHSO wears a cheerleader outift and gyrates her hips with her back turned. "So show everyone some more SPORTS! COME ON DAISY! WOOHOO!"
DCP's eyes open. She stands up and tears off her dress, transforming into DIHSO. Somewhere in the background, a Japanese pop singer belts out in minimally acceptable English,
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAY!
COME ON! WE NEED TO PLAY SOME MORE SPORTS!
DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE SPORTS! YOU KNOW THIS GAME NEEDS SOME MORE SPORTS!
REPRESENT THE SPINOFFS LIKE OTHERS CAN'T DO-OOOO
GET IN THIS GAME BEFORE MY FANBASE DIES!
A fire burns in DIHSO's eyes as crystal gauntlets form on her hands. She holds a hockey stick in one hand and a tennis racket in the other. DIHSO lets out a blood-curdling war cry as she dashes toward Peach. At last, DIHSO shall grasp victory with a moveset no other character can offer.
Peach removes her dress, revealing her own sports outfit. She counters DIHSO's fastball charge with a baseball swing. She hits a homerun, blasting DIHSO out of Smash Academy. And so another fulfilling day at Smash Academy resumes.
CONTINUE?