So this is really the last chapter. Please enjoy! (Might not be really funny but I tried...)
Chapter 1, The Beginning:
"Z+y=..."
"I'm sorry I'm—"
BANG.
"Cut!"
"The hell was that Mikan!?" Sumire growled as she got up from her seat and helped Mikan up.
"I just..."
"Tripped." Koko finished.
"Again." Kitsu added.
"G-Gomen..." Mikan said rubbing her head.
"Mikan come here." Hotaru said calmly.
Mikan eagerly ran to her best friend's side.
BAKA.
"It's because of you we have to start all over, again."
Take 136!
Chapter 1, The Beginning:
"I don't say yes without anything planned." Natsume answered with a smirk on his face. His head was spinning with pranks on Mikan. His favorite game was—
"Cut!"
"Who did that!?" The directer screamed.
Natsume stood there dripping wet.
"E-Eto...Natsume-kun? You okay?" Mikan asked hesitantly, getting a cloth to try her best and wipe the water off him.
Natsume hissed at her and then stomped away.
"Natsume Hyuuga get back over here! This scene is all you!" The directer yelled.
"Hey! HEY!"
Chapter 2, Tea Party and the Siblings:
"Mikan-chan!" Nono, Anna, Sumire, Ruka and Natsume were walking towards her. Mikan was surprised and her face broke into a huge smile.
"Hi guys! So excited for the party!" Mikan said with excitement in her voice while Natsume just rolled his eyes.
...
...
"Cut!"
Everyone groaned.
"Why aren't the gates opening?" The directer called, clearly annoyed.
"Um...Technical difficulties...?" Anna and Nono said sweat dropping a little.
"Hotaru can you please help fix the machines?"
"That'll be 5,000 rabbits." Hotaru answered coldly.
Chapter 2, Tea Party and the Siblings:
"Hotaru Imai, Ruka Nogi... NATSUME HYUUGA?" Mikan screamed, slipping.
Grabbing blindly, she clutched the tablecloth and brought everything crashing down.
"CUT!"
"MIKAN!" Everyone screamed.
"I'm sorry!" Mikan said trying to stand up but falling back down.
"So it's strawberries this time, huh?" Natsume said with a smirk.
"YOU—YOU—PERVERT!"
Chapter 2, Tea Party and the Siblings:
"Sensei, what are their alices?" Yuu asked out of curiosity. Everyone became silent and gave all their attention to the siblings.
"My alice is ligftsingasdf."
"Uh...What?" Yuu asked.
"Sorry, I bit my tongue..." Teru answered sheepishly.
Chapter 3, Confessions:
"Why do I have to be her partner? I'm not sitting with her. Mikan, stay here." Natsume said holding Mikan's hand preventing her from leaving. Akemi looked at Narumi sensei.
"Sensei, I don't need to sit here. I can sit next to Teru..." Akemi was cut off when Narumi answered.
"Natsume, I know you don't want to be partners and sit with someone you don't know, but this is just like Mikan. You didn't want to be her partner either but now you don't want her to leave." Narumi reasoned out.
"F**k this. She's not leaving and that b**** is not going anywhere near me."
"Bu—"
"F**k off gay lord."
"Natsume language!" Mikan screeched.
"CUT!"
Natsume glared at the director.
"That wasn't in your script Natsume."
"Do I look like I give a damn?"
Chapter 3, Confessions:
This is when fate changes everything.
For some reason, Natsume turned his head and saw Mikan and Teru chatting and laughing, sitting very close together on a bench.
His eyes widened and balled his fists. His eyes were burning with rage and jealousy.
Teru's hand was set on fire.
"Cut!"
"Natsume!" Mikan called, glaring at Natsume.
Shrugging, Natsume casually sat in the resting chairs.
Teru waved his hand frantically and Ruka finally got a bucket of water to put out the fire.
"This is not working..." The director muttered.
Chapter 3, Confessions:
Nearby coming their way was Natsume. He halted so fast he nearly fell. HOW DARE HE KISS THE GIRL HE LOVES. (Not that he'll ever admit that.)
He took a step forward.
Seeing the director shake his head in his peripheral vision he followed the script.
He turned sharply around and ran. That's right, the most lame thing that you ever do is run. He ran away. Away from everyone. He can't stand it. His heart was breaking and—
"Cut!"
Stopping, Natsume sighed and ruffled his hair.
"Mr. Hyuuga, as far as I know, you're supposed to be crying." The director said rubbing his face in frustration.
"I don't cry." Natsume growled.
The director lifted his eyebrows.
Natsume sighed
"This script sucks."
The script writer gasped and clutched her heart, clearly hurt.
Chapter 4, The Hotel:
Hotaru, Sumire, Koko, Kitsu, Anna, Nono, Ruka and Yuu turned their heads and saw something shocking.
Hotaru dropped her screw driver on the ground with a 'pang' while the others had their eyes as big as the moon and their mouths wide open.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Everybody screamed.
"Get off me you pervert!"
"Quit it Polka!"
"Guys calm down." Yuu said, stepping in the middle of their fight and calming them down.
Koko and Kitsu clapped.
"How brave, Inchou!" They whistled.
"CUT!"
Chapter 4, The Hotel:
"All right everyone. Lets have a safe trip and have a great time. You may eat and drink but please don't spill or litter." And with that he sat down in the front seat and the bus started moving.
"Sensei! I spilled the pepsi."
"Oi Narumi! He spilled the bag of chips."
"I did not!" Students started to argue.
"I thought I told you guys to—"
"CUT!"
Chapter 4, The Hotel:
She dragged her into a small 'dance' when Hotaru's patience snapped.
She used her free hand to take out her Baka Cannon.
'Uh oh...' Natsume and Ruka both said. Even his bunny dragged his ears in front of his eyes so he couldn't see.
"Baka Baka Baka Baka" Four pink fists shot out of the cannon and went straight to her face.
"OW! What was that for?" Mikan asked holding her face in pain.
Ruka looked horrified while Natsume went and examined her face.
"Mikan..." Mikan looked up at him with puppy dog eyes, waiting for his next line.
"You look even uglier."
"CUT!"
Chapter 4, The Hotel:
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" Mikan grunted and turned to her side. She pulled the sheets up until her head was buried inside the sheets.
"BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP" The 'alarm clock' continued to beep until Mikan couldn't take it anymore. She pushed herself up and squinted at the light.
"Cut!"
"What's wrong, Director?" Yuu asked, standing off stage.
"Turn that thing down! It's too loud!"
"Sorry Director, but looks like the pig haven't even budged." Hotaru stated, wearing headphones to block out the noise and pointed at the drooling girl.
"Howalons..."
Chapter 5, The Start of a Plan:
"Alright everyone. Today we are going to a garden named 'Alice Academy Gardens'. It is ranked #1 in the attractions in Yokohama. Now, please one by —"
"What." Hotaru stated, stopping Narumi's sentence.
"Hm?" Natsume asked.
"Did you just say, 'Alice Academy Gardens?'"
Blinking his eyes, Narumi looked at his script and then back at Hotaru.
"Oh!"
"CUT!"
Chapter 5, The Start of a Plan:
"Alright. Everyone follow me and stay close with the group. This is a very big place, try not to get lost." Narumi sensei smiled and walked on.
Mikan was the first to follow, then Natsume, Ruka and Hotaru.
When the first four followed, the others followed too. They saw many plants; azalea flowers, iris flowers, pine trees, etc.
...
...
"Pst." Mikan whispered to Narumi.
"Yes Mikan-chan?"
"You're supposed to tell the history, sensei."
"E-eto...I actually forgot my script..."
"CUT!"
Chapter 5, The Start of a Plan:
"Natsume, where are you going?" Mikan asked watching Natsume get out the water. He smiled a little at his girlfriend and stepped on the warm floor.
"I'm just a little tired. I'm gonna go rest." Not far away from them, the siblings got to action.
Mikan burst out laughing.
"T-Teru what is that? Ninja walk?" She continued laughing, watching as Teru tip-toed in the weirdest way to the pool.
"Cut! Teru you're supposed to stay hidden."
Chapter 6, Minato Mirai 21:
She gasped for air and coughed out the remaining water in her mouth. She tried to open her eyes but they were stinging from the amount of chlorine that got into her eyes.
She opened her eyes a little but her sight was still very blurry.
It took a lot of strength to speak.
"Teru?"
"No. I'm Natsume."
"Cut! You switched the lines!"
Chapter 6, Minato Mirai 21:
"N-no! I don't know anything! If it wasn't because of my brother she could be in the hospital by now!"
"You're really pale." Natsume stated keeping his cold tone.
Akemi looked surprised and touched her face as if she could feel if she was pale or not. Her head was racing like crazy until she finally thought of something to say.
"I'm pale because Mikan nearly drowned." Luckily Akemi is a fast thinker and ranked number one in acting in all the schools she been to.
Natsume raised his eyebrows.
"You suck at lying."
"CUT!"
Chapter 6, Minato Mirai 21:
Anna was asking Mikan and Hotaru if they could come for a sleepovers. Mikan eagerly nodded and stared at Hotaru with pleading eyes.
She made her best puppy face.
"No."
"Pweassseeee~~?" They begged.
"Go away." Hotaru answered coldly, shooting them with her Baka Gun.
"Cut! Hotaru you're supposed to agree with them."
"How is it even possible to agree with these idiots?" Hotaru muttered darkly.
Chapter 7, A Great Way to Cheer Kids Up
"T-the bus!"
"Is still here." Koko noted, pointing to the bus parked to the side.
"Cut!"
"Koko!" Sumire yelled, exasperated and smacked him in the head.
"Ow! Hey!"
"Koko, you're supposed to pretend the bus is gone." The director explained, also frustrated.
"Oh...oh well then." Koko said laughing.
"KOKO!"
"Ok, ok!"
Chapter 8, Last Day
"There won't be any ghosts in there...right?" Mikan said with a small.
"Of course not, silly. Just go in. It's perfectly safe." Sumire said and gave her a small lamp.
"That was a lie..." Koko whispered into her ear.
"Cut!"
Chapter 9, Pain:
Hotaru quickly fished out her phone with shaky hands and dialed the hospital's number.
"Hello?"
"She's...hurt."
"Who?"
"Mikan Sakura Yukihara for god's sake! She's dying! We're at the forest behind The Hotel. Get here quick or else I'll kill every single one of you!" Hotaru screamed into the phone and threw it onto the ground.
...
"Um Hotaru?" Yuu asked.
"Wait. Let me get my eye drop."
Chapter 10, Change:
"I saw everything. You like Akemi don't you?"
Natsume stared at him as if he was crazy, which, he probably was.
"Think about it. Why didn't you just leave Akemi there while you were on the mission? Why did you carry her on your back? Why do you want to know more about her?" Teru challenged.
Natsume closed his eyes and thought about it.
Then the truth hit him in the most painful way.
"I knew it!" Natsume muttered, his face completely serious.
"You found out you like her, didn't you?" Teru smiled eerily.
"No. I found out that..." Natsume looked at Teru in the eye.
"...that you're crazy."
Chapter 11, Fix:
"Natsume Hyuuga, it's time to face the truth." Teru's voice seemed fogged but his image was so clear, it was like a picture.
With his eyes gleaming with delight and his arms open wide, he looked just like a devil soothing someone into their trap.
In a way, that was exactly what he was doing.
"SHUT UP!"
Ruka and Mochu snickered.
"What was that?" They asked, stifling a laugh.
Natsume covered his face, which was probably burning red, and swore.
"Did your voice just crack?"
Then they fell on the floor laughing like hell.
Chapter 12, Lies:
"What?" Natsume asked incredulously, feeling more pain than he ever did in his life.
"Let's break up." She repeated, giving his heart another painful stab.
"Why!? Mikan, please, I— I—"
"Cut!"
"Natsume you ok?" The director asked.
"God it's so hard to say it."
"SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T LOVE ME?"
"It's not tha—"
Mikan banged open the door and stomped outside angrily.
Natsume followed behind.
"Great. Just great. Two actors gone."
Chapter 13, Missing:
"Just keep thinking about your destination when you leave so it will teleport you to the right place."
"I understand. Please don't tell anyone about my location." With that, she took a deep breath and stepped into the portal.
"Cut!"
"M-Mikan!" Anna and Nono screeched and ran to help Mikan.
Mikan was stuck half through the portal and half out.
"Hey you recording?" Koko asked.
"Yeah." The cameraman answered, sweat dropping at the scene of the girls trying to pull Mikan out.
"Good." Koko smiled contently and ate his popcorn.
Chapter 14, Fire:
Growling again, Natsume curled himself inside his blankets and tried his best to block out the noise.
Natsume woke up with jump.
For a second he thought he heard Mikan's voice.
"NATSUMEEEEE! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY BAG?" Mikan screamed around the halls.
"Cut!"
Oh, he really did hear her voice.
Chapter 15, Won't Forgive:
Hotaru went up to her and patted her lightly on the back trying to comfort her.
"Then, do you forgive Hyuuga?" Hotaru whispered.
Mikan shook her head while wiping the tears from her eyes.
"He still cheated, no matter whose idea it was."
"I didn't cheat." Natsume growled loudly, glaring at Mikan.
"Natsu, it's just the script."
"F**k. I do not like hearing those words from you." He said hugging her tightly.
"Please tell me the camera isn't still rolling..."
"It is." Hotaru stated calmly.
"Cut!"
"Now it's not."
Chapter 16, Back to the Beginning:
"Mi...kan...?" Natsume said in a weak, coarse voice.
I panicked and quickly turned away, trying to run away but Natsume's reaction was way faster.
He caught my wrist when I was trying to turn around and bolt.
"Mikan! No...no, please...please don't leave my...side again!" Natsume shouted.
"Natsume..."
"You sound weird."
"Cut!"
Everyone dropped on the floor laughing.
"I'm supposed to sound like I'm dying, so of course I sound weird, you idiot!" Natsume hissed.
"Please just get this over with! It's already the last episode!"
"Director, it's quite impossible." Kitsu said, patting the director on the shoulder.
"Yes...I know..."
Epilogue:
"Ahem. May I please have everyone's attention?" I spoke into the mic.
Everyone turned their heads towards me.
"Without you guys, this would never have been successful—"
"If you ask me, it was really quite unsuccessful." Sumire interrupted.
"Uh...Well, everyone worked very hard and we had a wonderful time—"
"Can you skip the crap and just pass the food out already?" Mochu asked rudely.
Sweat-dropping I put the mic back on the stand.
"Yeah...Pass out the food please!"
Thanks a lot everyone! I hope this chapter was fun. (I tried my best! -.-''') The epilogue is in my point of view. Any suggestions to make it funnier or comments is, of course, welcome. Thanks for reading my story!
-Wendy402