Oh Well

by tomatoberrykid

Short scene summaries from an exaggerated Odysseus' point of view. I consider this a bit of a crack!fic. I did this for Language Arts class.

8. The Sirens

I, of course, came up with an ingenious plan when we came across the Sirens. I had my squad tie me to the ship's mast so I wouldn't be lured into the Sirens' grasp. Foolproof, right? Well, I lost six of my best men. I knew it would happen anyway.

Oh well. People can be replaced.