BPOV

"Hey Emmy Bear!" I hollered into the phone. I heard him chuckled. She hasn't even talked to him yet and claimed him as her brother. Alice thought. I shot her a look that meant to say duh you idiot it is.

"Hello Bella." He said calmly. He sounded sad.

"What's wrong big brother?" I said sounding sad also. I snuck a quick glance at Alice who was looking sympathetic.

He let out a gasp and squealed like a girl who caused me and Alice to burst out laughing. "You remember I am your brother? That is so awesome. My little sister is famous I can finally give you 'The Talk' and keep the boys away from you! Then we have to pull some pranks on each these people who are giving me freaky glances." Emmett said so fast I had trouble keeping up.

"That is the plan! I know the perfect pranks but we can't do any on Alice because she's going to help. Anyways what's been happening?" I said

"Well nothing really. I got married; go to high school every ten years. Boring. I wrestle with Edward and Jasper. As usual pull pranks. In my free time I tend to have a moment with my –"

I cut him off. "Ew don't need to hear about that. Edward and Jasper?" I asked knowing they could hear me. I heard them say 'Yea Bella?' "I challenge both of you to a wrestle." All of a sudden everyone and thing got quiet before they burst into laughter except Alice because she saw what was happening. I heard the phone being passed around and I soon heard velvety voice that caused me to have my mouth hanging open. Alice closed it though.

"Sorry little Bella but we don't want to hurt you." Edward said. I growled.

"Don't call me little." I said. He got quiet so I continued. "I can take you right now. You and Jasper meet me at a clearing ten miles outside the skirts of Paris." I commanded.

"Ma'am yes ma'am" he said trying to be funny. I growled and broke the phone causing it to become dust. Me and Alice rushed downstairs and got into my Large Black Hummer3 and drove to the clearing. When we pulled up they were already there. As I got out the truck, Emmett was staring at my baby so I threw him my keys.

"Break the truck I Break the driver" I said darkly and walked up to the hooligans who 'claim' they can hurt me. The stuck their hands out as some kind of truce while Alice just giggled. I blocked her mind. While Jasper and Edward were to busy to notice, I spit on my hands and shook theirs. They looked back at me and frowned.

"Ew." Jasper said simply and wiped his hands on his pants. Edward mimicked the same thing.

"Stop moping and lets wrestle!" I whined stomping my foot. They laughed which made me growl. Emmett being as stupid as he is blasted Rockstar 101by Rihanna as the fight began.

I told ya
I told ya
I told ya
Baby
Baby
Uh, uh
I told ya, baby
Uh-oh
I told ya, baby
Uh-oh
I told ya, baby
Uh-oh
I told ya, baby
Uh-oh
I told ya, baby
Uh-oh
I told ya

I kept my ground while they circled me like I was some type of prey. Jasper jumped at my but I was too quick and as soon as he was in the air I jumped up and kicked him and the head. Flipping backwards kicking Edward as he began to pounce on me also. I waited for them to get up so we can continue.

Got up in the club
Posted in the back
Feeling so good
Looking so bad

Rocking this skirt
Rocking this club
Got my middle finger up
I don't really give a fuck

They got up. Both looking very weak from my kicks.

Rocking these diamonds.I started pointing at my diamond earrings with my hangs on my hips.

I'm rocking this chain. I pulled out my necklace moving it side to side

Make sure you get a picture. Alice took out my red kodak camera and took pictures.

I'm rocking my fame. Esme pulled out one of my CD's while i did the same pose on the cover.

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is a black guitar.

I turned to Edward and gave him a dazzling smile. He froze completely and stared at me with his mouth hanging agape. I giggle innocently; I ran up and punch him square in the face sending him into the forest. I turnt around and tackled Jasper.

I'm a Rockstar
Hey baby
I'm a Rockstar
Hey baby

Big city
Bright lights
Sleep all day
Up all night

Hey baby
I'm a Rockstar
Hey baby
I'm a Rockstar

Hey baby its..
Big cities
and bright lights
Sleep all day
up all nights

I counted to ten inside my head. I leaned down and placed my lips beside his ear and whisper, "You're out commander." I said victoriously. Emmett boomed with laughter while Alice looked at him sympathectically laughing. He got up sulking and walked to stand beside Alice.

Baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Oh, baby I'm a
Hey, hey, hey

Six inch walker. I pointed to Alice's six inch heels.
Big shit talker. I put on a mean look and looked a Rosalie. Ha. She actually looks scared.
I never play the victim. I looked down at an Edward holding his face.
Id rather be a stalker. I pranced around him like i'm a lion.

So baby take me in
I'll disobey the law
Make sure you frisk me good
Check my panties and my bra

Wildn out
A crazy house
With my white jacket on
Wont you come
And sign me out

To be what you is
You gotta be what you are
The only thing I'm missing
Is a black guitar

I'm a rockstar
Hey baby
I'm a rockstar
Hey baby

I got a vision that Edward was going to try and sneak up on me in ten seconds. So I sat down while they gave me curious glances, I listened as Edward stood behind me. I smiled my evil grin and kicked my leg up to kick him square in the chin. I tackled him and put his legs behind his ears. He cried and pain.

"Give up?" I asked and he nodded. I let him go and he ran between Jasper and Alice looking fearfully at me. "That's five thousand boys." I said simply and held my hand out. They looked at me curiously. "You both bet Emmett five thousand that I wasn't going to win and I want my cut to!" I said seriously. Everyone laughed except Jasper and Eddie-Boy as they had to pay up.

I looked strangely at Alice because she was blocking her thoughts. I'm glad i'm not the only one frustrated because Eddie-Kins is looking the same. "Guys Bella knows me, and Rosaliefrom out human lives." ...

To Be Continued...