BPOV

That pixie is so dead. I made my decision to destroy all of her clothes and credit cards, which of course she saw and looked at me panicking. I smirked, that what you gets.

"What do you mean that little whore knew me in my human life?" Rosalie shouted. Strike One.

"Well Rose, she was another one of Royce's victims and she beat him before you got to him." Alice said in a duh tone.

"Still doesn't mean that she knows me!" Strike two. One more strike and you're out.

"Don't do it Bella."Alice Warned.

"Do what?" I asked innocently. Maybe a little bit too much because everyone was looking at me like they were shouting, "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO SO DROP IT KID."

"You know what."

"I don't"

"Yes you do" she challenged.

I raised an eyebrow. "Don't."

"Do."

"Don't"

"Do."

"Don't."

"Do."

"Do."

"Don't." She caught her mistake and glared at me. Guess what her present was? A…smirk.

"Rose she's counting strikes in her head that way when you get to strike three…" she faked cough. "She's going to attack you." That evil-looking, backstabbing, black haired, shopaholic, freak, ALICE!

"I don't think she can take me." Rose said calmly. But I could practically feel her fear all the way over here. Woosie.

I looked her in the eye, I made sure they were red and had flames showing in them. "Really? You think you can take me?" I said still giving her the stare down. She didn't answer. "Well do you?" I was getting rather impatient. She shook her head so fast that I, Bella, thought her head would come off. I laughed to myself. "I think you just met your match."

I changed my eye color back and faced the rest of the family. "I actually knew all of you in your human lives except Carlisle, Edward, and Esme." I said calmly. I sighed deeply and muttered, "You want to know what roles I play in your lives don't you?" They nodded their heads slowly as if they were unsure what to do. Funny they looked like they planned this. "I want to talk about Jaspers first. His was fun!" I exclaimed, while Emmett growled. "Shut up Emmett." I said softly and full of innocence. Crap, this must be a new power. Maybe not. Okay don't get too excited. Never mind I'm already am!

"Okay so it was the year 1939, the year WWII started. I was doing my usual run when I came across a campsite for the U.S Army. I remembered my grandfather telling me that he was once in WWI. I knew I couldn't be a solider, so I went in disguise as a nurse. Being a newborn and all I had good blood lust control. That's where I met Jasper. He was one of the commanders. He used to come in every day to check up on his soldier's. After a while we became good friends. He did have his suspicions about what I was, but he never asked like the polite man he was. One day, I met my first vampire. They could see the future like you could Alice. So I being the copy power machine that I am copied his powers. After a couple weeks of training with the new power, I began to get visions that would help our country. This is how we won thank you very much! I saw a vision that Jasper was going to meet Alice a few weeks before New Years. I remember getting so excited that I actually looked like Alice for a few seconds. And I never saw Jazz since I literally forced him into the bar. Which is why you saw him fall down in front of you Alice." I said with a big grin. I mean it was actually funny. I shoved him so hard he broke the doors. HAHAHA!

"You're the one that set us up?" Alice and Jasper both said at the same time. I nodded my head missing the point…Not that I care or anything. Cough. They looked at each other and charged at me. I screamed bloody murder and ran behind Emmett. I changed my appearance to make it look like I had a scratch on my arm with silver blood oozing out. I made sure to add the tears. All that done before Emmett turnt around with his eyebrow raised.

"They…hurt me." I said going into sobs. I felt Emmett pick me up and hug me to him. I looked up from over his should and saw Alice and Jasper with their jaws dropped. I smiled a huge smile and went back to my 'fake' crying. Emmett turnt us around and faces the two abusers.

"Which one of you did it?" he roared which actually made me jump. Now I'm afraid to rat myself out. Maybe I should keep this up. They both started stuttering completely scared until Jasper made a full sentence. The sentence that may change this whole situation.

"Emmett did you see how fast she ran? We couldn't catch her!" he exclaimed. Crap. Busted. Emmett set me down slowly and gave me 'The Look'. You know the looks parents give their children when they misbehave. Well here I am! Except I'm getting it from my brother. Quick think of a plan. Think Think Think. [Jimmy Neutron! Ha] I got it! I changed into the body of a three year old. With two pigtails at the top of my head. I had a lime green bow on each one. I had on a white turtle neck with a Ralph Lauren Winter Coat Vest. I had on black skinny jeans with white UGG boots. My gloves were a hot pink matching my vest. I made sure to put on the tears.

"I didn't wean to! I was having fwun. Pease don't huwt mwe." I whispered. Hoping it work. Hope it work. Hope it work. Hope it work. He didn't give in until… I opened my eyes fully showing my brown doe eyes and poked out my lip. Making sure it quivered like I was beginning to cry.

"Emmett don't fall for it! She will use it every time she gets in trouble if you fall for it!" Alice shouted. That's where she's wrong. No one and I mean no one can resist my eyes once you catch them. I turned to Alice with the same look plastered on my face. Just like that, she was giving in into the warp of my precious eyes. Ha. I looked at everyone else. Rosalie was looking at me in pure awe and with sympathy. Carlisle was shocked and in awe also. Like he just wanted to give me a hug and say its okay. Esme looked like she was beginning to dry sob and come get me. Jasper was full out whimpering because of the emotions which made him want to come and squish the dear life out of me. Lastly Edward, dear hot boy Edward. His eyes were full of love and awe. Crap I didn't notice how hot he looked. He had a green shirt that was hugging to his chest showing his ABS. Cue for drool! He had on dark wash jeans and white Nikes. He had on a black long-sleeved undershirt which made him look like… Oh my gosh…

I was snapped out of my ogling when Emmett picked me up and hugged me like I was dying. "It's okay Bells." He whispered. Oh no. I swear I heard the click in his head. "But as a punishment! You must stay like this for one month and let me drive your truck." My jaw literally dropped.

"But I no wanna do that! I wanna drive two Emmy." I said really beginning to cry. If he does this, he's taking away my money, clothes, and cars, my everything!

"To late for that bells." I stomped my foot and pouted. He chuckled and grabbed my hand. "Lets go Little Bells." He shouted, as I winced.

"No!"

"Bells make a car seat appear right there." He said pointing to the middle seat in the back of my Hummer. I humped and turnt my head away like I didn't hear him. "Do it or I rip the cards." He said holding up my black card. My VS card. BOOKS A MILLION OH NO! Why oh why did I do this? I made the stupid car seat appear and sat in it while he buckled me in.

"Bwondie is not witting in my tuck or its going to be pure-"I was cut off by the one and only herself slipping in next to me. I screamed and cried," I don't wanna! I don't wanna!"

"Sh. It's okay!" she cooed. Who does she think she is? Sucking up to me. In my truck. I want so badly to kick her-

"Bella, Emmett said don't change back for a month." Tinkerbelle said slipping in the other sit beside me. I turnt my head the other way trying to ignore her. Wait a minute. He said don't change back to my ORIGINAL self. He never said I couldn't impersonate. "Don't even think about it." Devil Chick growled.


I was sitting on my bed at home thinking of what I should do. They want me to act like a three year old. That's what they are going to get. I screamed and started thrashing around on my bed, throwing a complete fit. Emmett, Edward, and Jasper came rushing in trying to see what was wrong, since the girls and Carlisle had to hunt. Eddie picked me up and started cooing at me. Weird but cute.

"What's wrong Bella?" He asked looking at his brothers for some kind of help. What did I want?

"Bella please calm down you're giving me a headache." Emmett complained. Oh you're in for it brother dead. I wailed and thrashed in Edwards arms. My screams getting louder by the second. Jasper just sat there chuckling. Emmett and Edward growled at him which made him laugh.

"Emmett you're the one who told her she has to stay in that body for a month. So she's going to act like one." Jasper said. I knew I loved him for some reason. They looked at me trying to think of something. Gah! A book would be fine dang it! I started trying to pull myself out of Edwards grasp trying to get on the floor. They looked at me confused. I started screaming and reaching for the floor.

", DANG IT EDWARD SHE WANTS TO GET DOWN!" Jasper screamed completely frustrated. Big penny head let out a big 'O' and put me down. I stared up at them evilly. ",Oh no you don't!" Too late. I used my powers to make them sleep. While they were on the floor, I changed back to my regular body, grabbed my cards and keys and left.


I set my bags down looking at the boys to make sure they were still sleep. I put my clothes up and threw away the evidence. Except for the receipts but I hid those. I ran into the living room and changed back into my 'punishment' form. This time I wore a pair of Tinkerbelle pants, with a white tee shirt. I left my hair down with two pink clips to pull it up on one side. I turnt my T.V on the movie Karate Kid and waited for the doosh bags to wake up.

After a while I got bored. I made a boy my age pop up next to me. He had dark hair that was cute into a military style. He was wearing a pair of Khaki cargo shorts with a blue polo shirt. I turnt to him and said ", Wanna make out?" He nodded. So here we were two three year olds making out until…

"BELLA WHAT THE HECK?" Edward shouted. I jumped back and made the boy disappear. I looked up into Eddies eyes and saw hurt and anger inside of them.

"It wasn't what it wooked wike?" I asked. Not working. Dude look pissed. His nostrils were flaring and his eyes turnt into a dark color. Not good.

"Who was that Bella before I go wake Emmett." He questioned not looking at me.

"I don't know."

"You don't know?" he asked while I shook my head.

",So you just make some dude pop up and here and kiss him? You're three Bells!" he yells while I flinched back. ", I am so telling Emmett." He said as he went back into the room.

"NO YOU'RE" what up with people cutting off people these days. There standing in front of me was an angry looking Emmett. Jasper was just as bad. Edward just stood there and smirked.

"ISABELLA MARIE MCCARTHY! I AM GOING TO—" blah blah blah. I got bored after he said my first name so I sat down and zoned out. I am soo hungry. I wonder how a chocolate cookie would be right now? Large, chocolate, milky, sweetness! With egg rolls and a salad. Omg a salad. The ranch with the cheese and bacon… I moaned and licked my lips subconiously. "BELLA!" I looked up at the call of my name.

"What were you thinking about that made you moan?" Edward asked. Silence. Creepy. Silence. "Was it about that boy cause I swear" he was cut off by Alice saying "WE'RE HOME" good timing. Rosalie and me started to get along so I hope she goes with the plan. I looked at the boys and smirked before crying out loud. I pounded my fist on the floor and used my powers to make my face red like I was crying forever!

Rosalie and Alice burst through the doors looking angrily at the boys then at me. I reach up for them as Rosalie picked me up. I laid my face and the crook of her neck and continued to cry as she rubbed my back soothingly. Alice looked at them while they looked at me accusingly. Rose took me in the living room where Esme was. She took me in her arms while Rosalie went back in the room with Alice.

RPOV

"WHY DID YOU MAKE HER CRY?" I yelled as soon as I closed the door behind me. "DO I NEED TO SHOVE MY HEEL UP SOMEONES REAR END?"

"ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER US OR SIT THERE LOOKING AT US DUMBFOUNDEDLY. AN INNONCENT THREE YEAR OLD IS IN THERE CRYING AND SHE WILL NOT CALM DOWN SO WHAT DID YOU DO?" They looked at us and smirked. They told us what happened while we were gone.

"That's it?" I asked calmly. I looked at my stupid husband and Edward and Jasper. "THAT'S IT? YOU DO REALIZE THAT SHE IS ALMOST EIGHTY YEARS OLD BUT IN THE BODY OF A THREE YEAR OLD. OF COURSE SHE GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH A BOY BECAUSE SHE WAS BORED…hey do you smell new clothes?" I asked Alice. I don't remember going shopping lately. As a matter of fact, I didn't go shopping. As soon as I said that the cries stopped.

I walked in the living room and saw Bella eating a cookie. Aw she looked so cute and innocent. Her face was red from crying as were her eyes. You could see the tear drops that fell on her shirt. She looked up at me and raised her arms. I smiled so big I was surprised my face didn't break. I picked her up and took the cookie from her hands. She laid her head on my shoulder and fell asleep.

All of a sudden everyone was in the middle of a black room. I mean literally there was no light. "Guys this is what happened to me when I found out about how she knew you guys." Alice whispered.

I wonder who its about this time.