Dosu, Kin, and Zaku crawled into Orochimaru's chamber, covered in debris and shrapnel from the ninja door. Orochimaru was working on something, but it was too dark for the trio to see exactly what he was doing. Out of nowhere a puppy came flying from Orochimaru and landed in front of Dosu.

"Oh you're still alive?" Orochimaru asked as he noticed them. "I thought you all died or something."

"I never died, I just used a substitution when Gaara attacked me." Dosu answered.

Orochimaru turned to Zaku and Kin, "I thought I sacrificed you two to resurrect the Hokages?"

"You did," replied Dosu, "But I resurrected them after."

"You can use the Impure World Reincarnation summoning jutsu?" Orochimaru asked, surprised that his pawn had so much power.

"Of course I can, I'm Dosu!" Dosu responded, "What are you doing anyway?"

"What does it look like I'm doing?" remarked Orochimaru, "I'm kicking puppies!"

"Um, why exactly?" asked Dosu.

"Because I'm evil! It's what I do!" explained Orochimaru.

"Speaking of evil," started Dosu, "Can you explain why we have so much black licorice?"

"Black licorice?" Pondered Orochimaru, "Damn, even I'm not that evil! Why do we have that?"

"I was wondering the same thing." responded Dosu. "Perhaps this is the Leaf Village's doing?"

"Of course! Only they would commit such shenanigans! You three! Head to the Leaf Village and return the favour by replacing all their ramen noodles with black licorice! None shall mess with the Sound Village!"

Kabuto emerged from the shadows and said, "An excellent plan Lord Orochimaru! You're so smart!"

"Kabuto where the hell did you come from?" Orochimaru asked, with a hint of shock in his voice.

"I was in my corner," Kabuto answered, "where I always sit and watch you, always."

"Damn it Kabuto, when will you learn I only like children, not you!" Orochimaru sneered.

Kabuto starting crying and ran to his corner.

"Now go!" Orochimaru ordered, "And teach those leaf brats a lesson on licorice!"

The trio nodded and ran out the room.

"And don't forget to change the sign on the way out!" Orochimaru added.

Kabuto's crying got louder, "But changing the sign is my job!"

"Shut the hell up Kabuto! Go stalk children for me or something!"

"But my Lord, My camera is filled already!"

"Already? Let me see those pictures..."

Kabuto handed the camera nervously.

"Kabuto, what the hell?" Orochimaru threw the camera to the ground. "These are all pictures of me!"

Dosu, Kin, and Zaku arrived outside the Sound Village.

"Dosu don't forget the sign!" Kin reminded. Dosu walked to the "Welcome to Village Hidden in the Sound!" sign, and changed the population count from ten to seven. Then they headed towards the Leaf Village. They ran like all ninja do, learning straight forward and arms swept back. They ran so fast they all fell over face first.