Welcome, Naruto! Chapter 8

A/N: Well, I guess I'll have to postpone studying to write this. Oh, well... (totally being sarcastic). Oh, and I've got good news and bad news totally not related to Naruto. Bad news is, I got in a car accident on Thursday (but no one was hurt), good news is, I got a job at Taco Bell and now I can pay for the ticket and insurance and whatever other shit I gotta pay for.

Disclaimer: I am totally Masashi Kishimoto in disguise and I totally own Naruto. Jk, I'm totally not Masashi Kishimoto in disguise and I totally don't own Naruto. I wish I did. Oh, and I don't own Naruto Abridged (just wait and see guys... oh, and if you HAVEN'T seen it, check it out it is HILARIOUS!).

Chapter 8

... (not going to name this, I don't want to give anything away HAHA!)

(So don't know what I'm accomplishing)(Fine, I'll name it)

Naruto Abridged...

Previously, on Naruto Abridged...

Kakashi: Tell me where the bomb is!

Asuma: We only have 24 hours!

Naruto: They told me enough. They told me you killed him!

Fox: No, Naruot. I am you father!

Naruto: No, that's not true! That's impossible!

Orochimaru: My precious.

Kabuto: Give me the ring.

Sakura: Where should I go? What will I do?

Naruto: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

And now... Hold on just one second! Sorry guys, went off on a Naruto Abridged rant. Sorry, sorry, I just can't help myself. Okay, Previously, in my story:

"So, do you, um, do you like, um," he paused. I looked up expectantly. "Did you like the dinner Sakura made?" My heart sank, and I looked at the ground.

"Yeah, it was good," I said. I think he noticed the difference in my voice.

"I know that we have to study for finals tomorrow after school, but," he paused...

And now, with out further ado, I present chapter 8!

"I know that we have to study for finals tomorrow after school, but," Gaara paused. I just realized that we had stopped moving, and that we were now staring into each others eyes. In the anime, his eyes had always looked so empty, so you can imagine my surprise when I saw something in them. It's not like I saw a bug or something moving in his eyes... wait, maybe that was a bug... no, no, it was definitely something... else. I guess this is what it means to look into some one's soul. I waited for him to continue, but he didn't.

I gulped, and ventured forward myself. Not much, just enough to nudge him to venture forward. No way in hell was I going to start anything here. It's not that I didn't want to, it's just that, well, I guess it seemed weird. "Yes?" I asked tentatively.

"After school, instead of studying, do want to maybe see a movie?" He asked.

"Like, a date?" I asked. Oh, please say yes, please say yes! I though over and over again.

"Yes, like a date," he said, and attempted a smile. I gave him a big grin.

"Yeah, that sounds cool. I'll pick you up after school, though. Temari or Kankuro can drive your car home, I just don't trust Kelsey with my car," I said. "Well, it's not that I don't trust her, it's just that I bought that car with my own money, you know?"

"Yeah," he said, although it looked like he didn't know what the hell I was talking about at all. "Well, I need to get you home." He turned and started walking, and I quickly followed him. We still had half a mile left, and it was really dark out. I could just barely see him. Actually, all I could really see was his hair, which seemed to emit a very, very faint glow. We had been walking for less than a minute when he decided to take my hand. Everything seemed to light up. Not literally, but it sure did feel that way. After what seemed like thirty seconds, we were at my house. Much too short in my opinion. Gaara walked me up to the door. My parents were going to be gone all this week, which was great because that meant that anyone could come over without repercussions.

"Well, good night," he said, and gave me an awkward hug. Well, it's the thought that counts, right?

"Good night, see you tomorrow," I said, and I entered my house. I got ready for bed and fell asleep quickly, some how managing not to think about the coming day.

The Next Day... At lunch cause I don't want to go through the whole day... yeah...

Gaara and I were sitting next to each other, holding hands under the table (we had both finished lunch). We didn't think anybody noticed, or at least I didn't. I did, however, suspect Temari and Sakura of something, but I wasn't sure what. All I knew is that they kept staring at me and then looking at each other and whispering.

Next time they look this way, I'm going to demand to know why, I thought to myself. They both looked up, and I was about to call them out when I realized they weren't looking at me and Gaara this time, but instead glaring at something or someone behind us. I turned around. Yup, they were looking at something all right.

"You're such a whore, you know that," Rachel said. It wasn't a question, but a statement. She had way too much make up on, and her blond hair was pulled back in a pony tail. I looked her over and saw she was wearing a white (semi see through) low cut tank top (and I mean really low cut), and super short denim shorts. Then I looked at what I was wearing: light purple Capri pants, and a purple tank top that was NOT see through and was NOT low cut, it was a little, but so are all tank tops that you wear in summer, right?

"Says the girl wearing next to nothing," I said. "Did you break up with your boyfriend again?" I could tell she did cause she wasn't clinging onto him like she always did. I looked around and saw him sitting with the football team (how cliche, the cheerleader and the football player. And yes, she's a cheerleader and on the track team). "There he is, now go make up with like you always do, and go find a closet or something." And with that, I turned around.

"Ugh! You just think you're all that, don't you?" She exclaimed. "First you get new friends and then a boyfriend. Ugh!" Then she turned to Gaara. "Seriously, how much did she have to pay you?"

"Gaara, don't even answer her," said. Then I turned to Rachel. "If you don't leave now, I'll be forced to pour hot soup on you. Kind of like what you did to me at the beginning of the year." I smiled, and turned away. I knew she left when I heard her huff and turn on her stiletto heal (seriously, who wears stilettos to school?).

"Aw, I wanted to beat her to a pulp," Temari complained.

"Temari, you can't do that, you'd get suspended," I told her. "Out side of school, okay?"

"Fine," she said, and returned to her lunch.

After school:

I managed to get Kelsey to take a ride from Temari, and then Gaara and i went to the movies.

Once at the movie theater, Gaara and I stared at the list of movies playing. And then I saw it: Orochimaru and Kabuto's Extreme Road Trip.

"We are going to watch that movie, and you are going to like it!" I pointed out the movie I wanted to watch and he read the title.

"What the hell?" He asked.

"Don't ask me," I said.

"Ame I in it?" he asked.

"Take a guess. It's called OROCCHIMARU and KABUTO'S Extreme Road Trip, not Gaara's Extreme Road Trip," I told him.

"That just sounds messed up," he said, but he grabbed my arm and bought tickets and snacks. We got two pops (I got Dr. Pepper and he got Pepsi) and a large bag of popcorn to share. That bag of popcorn also happened to be DRENCHED in butter (yum XD). We went to the theater and found seats in the back row just when the movie was about to start. Loud and old rock music began to play as the beginning credits rolled on the screen. I was sitting there wondering just how the hell they planed to make this two hours long. The beginning credits ended quickly and there was a jeep with Kabuto and Orochimaru in it.

"Will you turn the music down?" Kabuto yelled.

"NEVER!" Orochimaru screamed.

The movie went on like that for two hours, no talking, just music playing and jeeps driving (Yeah, I don't feel like coming up with a plot to this, it's just a tribute to Naruto Abridged). After two hours, Gaara and I walked out of the theater and to the car.

"That was freaking plotless," Gaara complained. "It was a total waste of money!"

"Yeah, you're right," I said, pausing for a second. Then I turned to him. "Wanna see it again?"

"NO!" He yelled. I held my head down in mock hurt. "Um, well, I mean, if you really want to..." he trailed off.

"Don't worry, Gaara," I said with a bright smile on my face. "I was only kidding.

"Oh, okay," he said and returned the smile. On our way home, I got an idea, but I didn't tell Gaara. Maybe I should have, though, cause when we drove past his house he seemed really confused. "Um, that was my house..."

"I know, I have a surprise for you," I said. I pulled into my driveway and dragged Gaara into the house and to the computer. I put on YouTube and searched "Naruto Abridged 11". I clicked on the link and let the video play.

Naruto: Oh man, what did I do last night? Why is the milk here? Man, why does Kakashi like shakin' this thing so much? *cassette tape clicky sound*

Tape Narorator: Hello, and welcome to Make-Out Paradise, the book on tape, read to you by Arnold Swortzanager.

Arnold: You have to get out of the village! The Cherry Blossoms are coming! Somebody get that cow out of the road.

Cow: Moo

Naruto: Hehehe, moo.

Later in the episode:

Gaara: And I am Gaara... of the Funk *Umcha umcha umcha umch Gaara of the funk*

We watched Naruto Abridged until Gaara's phone rang. I could hear Temari yelling at him to "Get the hell back home, you have finals tomorrow!" When we checked the clock it was almost ten at night.

"Wow, that stuff was so weird, how could we watch it for so long?" Gaara asked absently.

"Cause you like it!" I sang with a huge grin on my face.

"Suuuure I do," he said. I walked him to the door. "Good night." And he a gave me a kiss on the cheek. I blushed, but I don't think he saw because he was already going out the door.

"Good night," I said quietly.

A/N: Well, did ya like it? Review and tell me. Also, I want to thank PrincessKye who keeps reading AND reviewing, so thank you. Next time there is going to be a time skip of about a month. When and how is Naruto and co. gong to get home? That question will (not) be answered next time. Or the time after that. At any rate, I am hoping to get some action next chapter. Okay, see ya next chapter!