Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush.


"Nu-uh dude, you're totally lying!" Said the red headed boy.

"I am not! Kendall tell Parker here that I am not lying!" James demanded.

The boys were sitting in the bleachers in outdoor P.E; their half of the team was sitting out at the moment. James had been gloating all week about having THE Jessie Rocque's phone number. Kendall sighed for the millionth time this week over this.

"No, he's not! Logan, Kendall, and I all have her number too." Carlos stated as he readjusted his helmet.

"Call her then!" The boy challenged.

"She's probably at school, plus she's grounded. She might not have her phone." James said thoughtfully.

"HA! I knew it; you guys don't know Jessie Rocque." The red head said

"We do too know Jessie! She's the one who gave me this bruise." James told Parker, pulling the sleeve to his shirt up to show the light fading bruise on his shoulder proudly.

"Whatever, you can't fool me." Parker stuck his nose up in the air.

"But look! I have a picture with her and everything." James exclaimed, tossing his phone at the boy.

Parker looked at the picture on James' phone closely; it was that picture they had taken together in Kendall's front room that night after the auditions.

"Fake…" Parker proclaimed, Handing James back his phone.

"What!" James shouted in outrage.

"It's a fake; Jessie would never walk around in stained cloths. And you can totally see the Photoshop lines where you pasted her head onto someone else. Nice try James."

"Oh my god, James call Jessie so you guys can shut up about it already!" Kendall exclaimed, ready to rip his hair out.

"So you have Kendall in on it too huh?" said Parker.

Kendall groaned and pulled out his phone, scrolling down his contact list to Jessie's name. He clicked the call button and put it on speaker, all the guys huddled in closer to the phone as it rang.

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"….and then he farted, right in the microphone. It was so loud!"

Jessie and the other girls began to laugh. They were all lounged out in their hang out room as she told them about the auditions.

"Oh god, that's disgusting!" Lauren said laughing.

"I think it's hilarious!" Carmen argued as she began to laugh a little harder.

"Yeah, and then James cam…." Jessie began but was stopped short when her phone began to ring.

"It's Kendall… huh I wonder why he's calling..." Jessie said as she answered it.

Lauren quickly muted the television.

"What's up Kendall" Jessie said.

Lauren nudged her and mouthed 'speaker' with a small grin. Rolling her eyes she put the call on speaker.

"Hey Jess…" Kendall began but was of course, cut off…

"See I told you I wasn't lying! Now pay up sucker!" Said James.

"Um, James?" Jessie asked in confusion.

"Sorry about that Jessie, I bet this dude for twenty bucks that I knew Jessie Rocque. Anyways, what's up girl! Do ya miss me? What am I saying? Of course you do! I mean come on, look at this face." James rambled on.

"Shut up James, anyways. I was just calling to shut these fools up…"

"My day is ruined!" Some guy said in the background.

"Kay, see ya later Parker! We should do this again sometime." Kendall said cheerfully.

Jessie and the girls laughed at their antics. Jessie held her finger up to her lips to shush them.

"So, you just called to get twenty bucks…That's nice, I totally don't feel used over here." Jessie said sarcastically with a smirk.

"Now Jessie, you know I would never do that." James spoke up.

"Do I?" Jessie challenged.

The group of guys chuckled; Jessie could practically see James pouting.

"Anyways subject change, how's the grounded life going?" Kendall asked.

"As good as you'd expect, no phone, going out, or laughing…" Jessie sighed.

"But you have your phone…" Kendall countered.

"Yes and I know the location and combination to the great Gustavo's secret safe that he locked it in. As long as it's back in there by the end of tomorrow when he gives it back then he won't suspect a thing." Jessie explained.

"Hmmm very clever Jessie, gold star for you." Carlos said.

"I can't take credit for this one, Jayde was the brains behind it all." Jessie confessed.

"Jayde? Who's Jayde?" Logan asked.

You could here the sound of somebody getting smacked in the back of the head and an 'ow!' from the other end of the line.

"Who's Jayde! Logan she's 'Rocquet Gurlz' bad girl, she's also one fourth of Gustavo Rocque's nieces. Don't you watch MTV at all?" James said.

"Awe, seems like we have ourselves a little fan boy here." Jessie teased, Lauren and Carmen silently laughed. They could hear the laughter of the guys on the line.

"Okay, enough picking on James. What are you guys up to? Aren't you all supposed to be in school?" She asked.

"We are, its 7th period and we have P.E. We were just about to set the sprinklers off on the girls' field hockey team. The janitor left the t-bar in the valve." Kendall said.

"We are?" Logan asked.

"Yes, we are. We leave for LA in two days, we can't just leave Minnesota without causing SOME chaos." Carlos stated.

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?" James asked.

"Nope, I finished my hours for today." Jessie replied.

"Whelp, we will talk to you tomorrow Jessie. Right now we have some girls that we need to anger." Kendall said.

"Have fun boys, and please, don't die. It would be a shame to see you guys so close to living the American dream, only to be slaughtered in a freak accident that involved hockey pucks being shoved down your throats…" Jessie joked.

"I think I need to find new friends…" Said Logan.

"Interesting imagination you have there Miss. Rocque." Said James.

"Bye Jessie." Kendall laughed.

"Bye guys." Jessie said before hanging up.

"Well that was interesting…" Lauren said.

The girls all made eye contact with eachother before bursting back into fresh laughter, then Jessie finished telling them about the auditions…

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Somewhere far off in the streets of Minnesota, four boys were running from a mob of angry females…

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A limo pulled up outside of the Palm Woods hotel, and out stepped a group of six people. They all began looking around excitedly, Jessie and Kelly walked up to them.

"Welcome to LA boys, follow me, Jessie and I will give you a tour of where you all will be living while you're out here." Kelly announced before she began walking toward the building.

"How was your flight?" Jessie asked them as they followed behind Kelly.

"Jessie!" James shouted happily as he whipped around and dropped his bags, a grin on his face. Jessie rolled her eyes playfully as she opened her arms for the hug that she knew was coming her way.

"It was fine, James kept bouncing around in his seat the whole way here though…" Kendall said as James released Jessie. He pulling her into his own friendly hug.

"Yeah, he kept singing 'im gonna be famous' then telling anybody that would listen, and even the people who didn't want to listen, to remember his face because he was going to be a pop star." Logan added with a shake of his head.

Jessie shook her head with a small smile, boy was her work gonna be cut out for her with James. She hoped she knew what she was getting herself into with this one.

"Welcome to the Palm Woods, home of the future famous. Every year kids and parents from all over the world come here looking for fame in TV, movies, and music." Kelly said as she led the up the small pathway to the Palm Woods.

A chubby red head came running up the path.

"Hide me!" He pleaded.

Jessie quickly pushed the little boy behind her and Kendall, completely hiding him from sight. Not a second later and there was a red headed woman running toward them shouting 'Tyler!'. The woman stopped sort of breathless in front of the group.

"Have any of you seen a boy! red hai…" She began.

"He went that way." Jessie said and pointed up the pathway.

"Tyler!" She shouted as she took off running in the direction that Jessie pointed her in.

"Thanks Jessie!" Tyler said stepping out from behind them, he gave Jessie a quick hug, and then took off running the opposite way of his mother.

"Was that the juice box kid?" Kendall asked raising a brow.

"The very same, his mom is kind of a nut job. Always running around screaming about auditions, poor boy just wants to be a kid." Jessie shook her head.

They entered the hotel then, the guys stared around in wonder, trying to absorb it all in.

"You guys are gonna love it here, the rooms are clean, you're close to the studio, and there is an auuumazing pool." Kelly said.

Jessie found herself knocked into the wall as the guys dropped their things and took off at full speed toward the doors that lead to the pool.

"Yeah thanks for that!" She shouted sarcastically to their retreating backs as she rubbed her shoulder.

"Those boys…" Mrs. Knight sighed with a shake of her head.

They got Mrs. Knight and Katie checked in and took them to their suite to get settled in. 2J wasn't anything special to say so in the least, but it would do. Jessie was going to have to get together with the girls and come up with some sort of scheme to have the place remodeled or something, the condition it was in currently erked her to no end. The many holes in the walls and the disgusting stains on the carpets made her want to slap Mr. Bitters into the next millennium, some hotel manager he was. Kelly sat Mrs. Knight down and discussed the boys' schedules, schooling, studio hours, etcetera. Jessie excused herself and made her way down to the pool, it was almost time for the guys to start boot camp. She walked out and caught sight of the boys lounged out in the pool side seats. She began making her way over toward them, then stopped short when she noticed the Jennifer's…

"If that seems harsh, that's because it is, and so is this town…Sooo, later." Jessie heard the brunette Jennifer say.

The three Jennifer's began to strut away dramatically. Jessie grinned evilly as she began walking again. Just as she passed by them she 'tripped' over her own feet, crashed right into the three bimbos and they went crashing into the large pool.

"Whoops!" Jessie said cheerfully.

"OH MY GOD MY HAIR!" Jennifer screamed.

"AHHH!" Another Jennifer screamed.

The third Jennifer began to sob like there was no tomorrow. Jessie rolled her eyes as they climbed out of the pool and stomped away soaking wet screaming something about hearing from their lawyers. Those girls never failed to annoy her. Turning toward the four boys, they all had looks of shock on their faces.

"Hey guys." She said casually, sitting at the foot of Logan's chair.

"Uhh, why did you just shove those beautiful girls into the pool!" Carlos exclaimed.

"I didn't shove them, I fell and they just happened to be there to break my fall." Jessie shrugged.

"Sure ya did." Logan laughed.

There was a comfortable silence…

"So are you boys ready for boot camp?" Jessie asked.

"Boot camp? What boot camp?" Kendall asked pulling his sunglasses off and looking at Jessie.

"Gustavo Rocque's boy band boot camp, every new group that comes to Rocque Records goes through it. You go through four stages that include dance, looks, songs, and singing. It's going to be a very tiring day that's for sure…" Jessie sighed as she stared into the pool.

"Did you have to go through it?" James asked.

"Oh yeah, Dad made Rocquet Gurlz lives hell that week, but it was a fun learning experience…" Jessie stated.

"Speaking of Rocquet Gurlz, where are the other ones? There are like four of you guys right?" Carlos asked.

"Well Jayde is in Rome, Lauren is probably off scheming something up to make dad want to kill her that much more, and if I know Carmen she is sitting at home right now watching cartoons and eating taco bell." Jessie said thoughtfully.

"Will we ever get to meet these lovely ladies?" James asked while wagging his brows.

"It's highly likely." Jessie laughed as she stood up and stretched.

"You boys ready for boot camp?" She asked.

"Yes!" James answered enthusiastically, jumping up with a grin.

The other boys looked a bit reluctant to leave the pool, but got up themselves.

"Awe cheer up boys, just think, you're one step closer to making it big time!" Jessie said as she led them up through the hallways to 2J.


Okay so here is chapter 3...Im sorry that it is so short and probably not that good, you see my Gramma passed away a few days ago and I havent been able to consentrate on my fanfics at all. So i tried to finish this chapter up a bit and publish it for you guys because I am not sure when i will have the next one up, soon hopefully! By the end of this month at the absolute latest, I dont want to be one of those authors that keep their readers waiting for an update for months on end.