AN: I was thinking to put up another one. Please tell me if you like theses or don't. Thanks.
2. Sing insulting songs about Voldemort
"Ready, set, go!" James commanded like a conductor would.
"Old Voldy-poo! He looks like a snake but don't let that fool you. He is really just a human as you. He is evil and afraid of old men. Babies can defeat him and he has no chance at dating. He is bald and green. Many scream when they see his ugly face," the Marauders' voices sang from a tape player, "He could be a girl. But no one knows his gender. Because he is old Voldy-poo!"
"What the heck is this!?" Voldemort screamed as he walked out of the hall and to the tape recorder, " Avada Kedavra (AN: Sorry about my spelling I didn't feel like looking it up)!" But the tape recorder did not stop. "Why won't that infernal thing stop! Malfoy get in here!"
"What my lord?" Lucius Malfoy said bowing.
"Stop that noise!" Malfoy tried a few spells but nothing worked to stop it. They tried everything, jumping on it, hexing it, throwing it out the window but it just kept coming back. Finally, it stopped when they threw it into the fire.
"I bet it was those boys, I am going to hurt them!" Voldemort roared.
"But sir…"
"What!" He snarled.
"Uh… well when you threw that thing into the fire you threw your wand as well…"
AN: Tell me what you think. Review please. Thanks.
