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AND on a side note... Its 11/21/11 FINALLY! ELEVATE 3! Are you guys as excited as I am? haha. 'Cover Girl' and 'You're Not Alone' just melt my heart :') Can those guys get anymore perfect? *dreamy sigh* Okay enough of my fangirly babbling! Enjoy!


After Gustavo came in and exploded on them, he took them onto part two of boy band boot camp. The look.

"Guys we have some exciting looks that will literally transform you." Said the guy in the suit.

"Cant we just be ourselves?" Kendall asked.

"I agree with Kendall!" Jessie spoke up from her seat next to James at the end of the large meeting table.

They had been listening to these stupid music agent people things go on about charts and other things Jessie paid half a mind to. It was nearly two years ago when Rocquet Gurlz was just starting that she was fighting with these same people about the same junk.

The adults in the room laughed.

"No." They all chorused.

"Why not? That's what Rocquet Gurlz done and we turned out to be a great pop group." Jessie argued, the guys nod in agreement.

"And when was the last time Rocquet Gurlz had a number one hit?" The woman shot at Jessie.

"Listen lady! We haven't had a hit here lately because our awesome song writing brain juice ran empty! Writers block is not something to joke about! Now if you wanna keep it up, I don't have a problem taking this pen and gou…"

"Jessie!" Kelly gasp, snatching the pen out of her hands and pushing her back down into her seat.

"We are going to change all your cloths, and possibly shave your heads." The woman said to the boys after a moment.

Jessie gasped dramatically the same time James did. She reached over and placed her hands over his ears as he looked at the woman in horror.

"Don't speak that way woman!" Jessie snarled, glaring at her.

The woman completely ignored her and snapped her fingers. A hoard of people, stylist, Jessie guessed, entered the room.

"Change them." She said.

The guys sunk in their chairs in horror as the stylists leaped at them, James wrapped his hands around his head in an attempt to protect his hair. The stylists snatched the boys up and attempted to drag them out of the room, but they weren't going to go that easy. Kendall latched onto the arms of his seat and sunk lower, spinning from left to right as two stylists tried to pry him off, Logan was grabbing onto the doorframe as two other stylists had him by his feet and were dragging him out, James had pulled Jessie into his lap and tightly wrapped his arms around her in an attempt to use her as a shield against the three stylist, he kept a close eye on the one with the scissors. Carlos had slipped under the table and began to crawl away.

"No! No! Let me go! Put me down!" Kendall shouted as they successfully pried him from the chair and began carrying him out the door by his arms and legs.

"Help me!" Logan screamed as his grip slipped and he slid out of sight.

"Get back! I'm warning you! I have a pop star and I am not afraid to use her!" James threatened, rolling his chair back until it hit the wall.

James then launched Jessie at the three stylist, they went down like bowling pins when she collided with them. James leaped out of his chair and ran toward the door.

"RUUUUN JAMIE RUUUUN!" Jessie yelled dramatically as she watched him run out of the door from her spot on the floor.

He got about halfway down the hallway before a rather large and buff stylist jumped out of nowhere and grabbed James up, throwing him over his shoulder.

"Who's failing now!" Jessie yelled with a smug look as she watched James hopelessly fight against the stylist.

"You shut up Jessie!" He shouted as they rounded the corner and went out of sight.

"Jessie!"

She turned her head to see Carlos being dragged out of the room much like the way Logan went. Leaping across the floor as fast as she could she grabbed ahold of his outstretched hand.

"No! You'll never take him alive you bastards!" Jessie screamed as she tugged on Carlos' arm.

Her grip on Carlos started to slip as the evil stylist tugged harder, they were just holding on by the fingertips when she lost grip completely and Carlos went sliding.

"NO!" She screamed, her arms still outstretched.

"Tell my mother I love her!" He whimpered as he too went around the corner.

Jessie got off the floor and casually took her seat again. Looking up she was greeted with the confused looks of Kelly and Gustavo.

"What?" She shrugged.

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The three of them entered the room around five minutes later, there was a banner up on the wall that read 'Boy-luscious'. Three seconds later the boys walked into the room. Jessie gagged.

"The beach, the girls, and the shirtless overalls. Really?" Kendall asked in disbelief as he tugged on the straps of his overalls.

"I think we look good!" James said smiling as he strutted his stuff.

Jessie could agree on James' account, especially since she got a full view of his bare chest from his opened jacket.

"What do you think Jessie?" Gustavo asked as he took in the image.

"Smile pretty boys, this is so going up on the Rocquet Gurlz website." She grinned and pulled a camera with a big lens out of her shoulder tote bag.

James was the only one that smiled pretty as she snapped the picture.

"No but seriously, I hate it. It kinda hurts my feelings if you want me to be brutally honest. What do you think?" She asked her father as she placed the camera around her neck.

"It's not bad, but I need options. What else do ya got?" He asked.

"Change them!" The woman demanded to the stylists that were in the corner.

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"Red, white, and boy!"

Jessie was having a field day with her camera, she didn't even know why she was taking pictures. It just seemed like the right thing to do, Jessie loved taking pictures because each one told some story of some kind. No matter how sweet, sad, effed up, or completely random they were, they all held a story.

"We look good!" James said again as he rocked out the white leather they had him in, posing for Jessie's camera.

"We look like Uncle Sam just threw up on us!" Kendall groaned in his red and sparkly jumpsuit.

"You silence! And you more options!" Gustavo told Kendall and what's her face.

"Change them!"

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"Danger boy!"

James gave a happy little shimmy.

Jessie took in the whole look. Studs, leather, Kendall's extreme eye makeup, the colorful extensions, tight pants, extreme fringes, chains, boots, lots and lots of black…

"Danger boy is danger. Parents will forbid their kids to buy their dangerous music, and that's exactly why they will." The dude said.

"Interesting concept." Jessie said thoughtfully.

"Jessie! You're supposed to be on our side!" Kendall squeaked.

She noticed the pained expressions on all there faces. James seemed to be just slightly uncomfortable.

"I uh, can't feel my legs." Logan said giving a pained cough.

"That's because the pants are dangerously tight."

"They can't wear this! Their boy parts are going to loose blood flow and fall off in those pants!" Jessie exclaimed.

The boy's deffinatly didn't like the sound of that one. James yelped and covered his crotch.

"I hate it." Gustavo said

"So do we."

"I need five new looks for tomorrow, alright now follow me to hear your first hit new single that's gonna put me back on top! Move out!" He shouted and walked out of the studio room.

Jessie watched as the guys tried pathetically to walk, their pants were on so tight that they could barely bend their legs. After about a step and a half they all tumbled to the floor.

"I think we look good." James squeaked.

"Help us." Carlos pleaded.

With a sigh Jessie pulled a pair of scissors out of her bag and got on her knees next to the boys who couldn't get up off the ground.

"I hope to God that you guys are all wearing boxers." She said as she began to cut James out of his pants.

"I told you guys she wants me! Look at her trying to get in my pants." James smirked.

"I'd watch it if I were you, I might just slip with these things." Jessie threatened jokingly as she cut up his pants, getting relatively close to his 'stuff'.

"Evil sadistic woman!" James gasped then went silent just incase she was serious.

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After Jessie cut all of the boys free and they found themselves some much looser fitted pants, they went to Gustavo for part three of 'The great group boot camp popapalooza' as Gustavo put it…The great song!

"It's called Girl Time." Kelly said as she handed out the lyric sheets.

"It's a song about, no matter what time it is…don't chya know its girl time!" Gustavo said from his piano, singing the last part.

Jessie facepalmed.

"This is why I write my own songs." She muttered as she slowly removed her hand from her face.

"What if you have a sinus infection? Isn't it doctor time?" Logan asked with a scratch of his head.

"NO! Its still girl time!" Gustavo shouted childishly.

"Sounds more like new song time." Jessie muttered to Kendall, he snorted.

"Do any of these songs not have the world 'girl' in them?" Kendall asked Gustavo.

Jessie inwardly groaned as Gustavo went over to his record wall and started naming off all of his hit songs that all had the word girl in them. After he done that he stood in front of Kendall.

"Any other questions? Dog…" Gustavo snarled as he patted Kendall's cheek with more force than necessary.

"Are any of those songs from this GIRLinium?" Kendall asked with a smug smirk.

Jessie gasped and covered her mouth before bursting into joyous laughter. There Kendall went again taking her dad down a peg. She hoped that these boys stuck around, the world needed more people like them in the world, funny, nice, and totally sarcastic. Jessie looked at her father only to laugh harder as he turned red and started to shake, boy was this one going to be ugly.

"SOUND STUDIO! NOW!" Gustavo literally spat.

The guys and Jessie tripped over eachother as they raced for the door.

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Jessie watched the boys from her hanging bubble chair as they explored the sound booth, they looked like little boys in Disney land as they looked around with wide and excited eyes.

"Your blood pressure is normal, you can now produce." Kelly stated as she pulled the blood pressure pump from his arm.

"Remember dad, these boys haven't had a break all day, I think their getting a little punchy." Jessie said as she kicked the ground with her feet and caused her chair to start swinging back and fourth.

"I dooont care." He said then clicked the button that let the guys hear him.

"Okay and now its time for the final faze at Gustavo Rocque's most awesomest pop boot camp! THE SIIIINNGIIIINGG!" He bellowed the last part.

The guys flinched and yanked the headphones off of their ears. Gustavo smirked in satisfaction.

"What is this place?" Kendall asked with furrowed brows.

"It's a sound booth guys, it just isolates the vocals incase we need to edit or enhance them later." Kelly informed them as she leaned over Gustavo.

"Why are there pillows on the floor?" Carlos asked as he held one up.

"Do you want us to take a nap, because we will!" James insisted.

"They just absorb any extra echo or travel, just like those big foam mic covers."

Jessie watched as Kendall pulled the mic off of the stand and hit himself with it, amusement all over his face.

"And I also put some fruit waters in there incase your mouths get dry." Kelly said.

"Okay great aaannnnnd…" but Gustavo stopped short when Kendall cracked Carlos in the head with the mic.

"Hu, funny… do it again." Carlos warned as he turned on Kendall, shooting him a look that dared him to.

Kendall did it again…

Then all hell broke loose in the sound booth as fruit water began to be fired off everywhere.

Ah crap…

Not James' lucky white v-neck.

Jessie watched in absolute amusement as the guys started to soak eachother in fruit water and then the feathers started to fly. Gustavo and Kelly watched the scene unfold in absolute horror, she began laughing when Carlos popped out the white mass and slammed against the window.

"Jessie! Control the dogs!" Gustavo demanded.

"Gustavo I don't thin…" Kelly began, but Jessie was already out of her seat.

"On it!" She said as she made her way into the booth.

"Hey guys, dad said to sto…"

Jessie found herself tasting the tangy taste of sour apple water as it hit her in the face and everywhere else the second she entered the booth. She was knocked off her feet and into the pillow pile, the guys began to beat Jessie silly with their pillows. Grabbing her own pillow she began swinging herself, none of them heard Kelly sighing or Gustavo's string of curses. The only sound that filled the sound booth was the laughter of the beginning of a great friendship for Jessie and the four boys from Minnesota.

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The five of them walked into the dance studio again with their heads hung and looking like abunch of drowned chickens. Gustavo had just had his biggest blow up of the day and now they were awaiting punishment.

Gustavo walked down the line of drowned chickens.

"You! Cant sing."

Carlos hung his head and picked some feathers off of his face.

"You! Cant sing OR dance."

"But I can backflip…" Logan said back, like it would change anything.

Gustavo continued down the line…

"I am so furious Jessie Michelle! You think this is some big joke don't you! You are without a doubt the worst when it comes to the kiddy games, I am sick and tired of it! At least the other girls seem to know when its time to be professional! All I ever get from you is a hard time and a sarcastic remark! He shouted at Jessie.

And he wasn't finished yet…

"You should be ashamed of yourself! It was your bright idea to bring all four of these dogs out here, and I agreed because I had SOME sort of trust in you that you knew what you were doing as a future heir to this company. If you think that you're going to take over Rocque Records now, YOU CAN THINK AGAIN! As of today I am terminating your contract! Rocquet Gurlz just lost one of their brats!" He bellowed.

Everyone gasped.

"Wha..what?" She asked in complete shock.

"You heard me, YOU"RE FIRED!"

"What! You can't take my band away from me!" Jessie shouted back, completely outraged.

"uh, its my band and I just did!"

"Gustavo, come on lets just think abou-" Kelly began.

"BUT IM YOUR DAUGHTER!" Jessie shouted in aspiration.

"Right now im your boss! And I say you're fired!" He shot back.

There was a big silence in the room…

"Whatever…." Jessie mumbled, her voice thick with unshed tears as she began for the door.

"Jessie…" James said softly.

He grabbed hold of her feather covered arm gently as she tried to walk away. She guessed he knew she was about to start crying, that's exactly why she needed to get out of there. Yanking her arm from him she walked as fast as she could out of the room, down the hallway, and out of the building. Pushing back tears the whole way.


Okay chapter 5 is up! Is it good, bad, okay, awesome, total utter shyte? Lemme know what you think in a review, no flames please :) Next chapter, the boys get to meet Lauren!