Alright! Chapter 4. I'm going into the Chūnin Exams, but I have little to no idea of what I am doing, so I'll apologize in advance for any mistakes. I don't own Naruto or Teen Titans. Enjoy!

-JazzyKat.


The four entangled on the bed did not stir until noon the next day. Naruto sat upright abruptly in bed and threw a kunai seemingly randomly. Kono and Beast woke up when Naruto started so badly and lay looking at Naruto sleepily. A squawk sounded seconds later and a puff of smoke dissipated from the window. Kono and Beast both looked up at Naruto bewildered. Cairo huffed, "Creepy old perv," and rolled over taking Kono with him. Cairo was well on his way back to sleep when Naruto jabbed him in the side and said, "Uh, Cairo, the exams are today, remember?"

"Mother of a bloody fucking son of a bitch ass motherfucker! What in the hell are we supposed to do? Kakashi has spent nearly all of our time training emo over there and I have no idea how the wretched exams work anyway." Cairo spluttered out such abuse from under the pillow he'd drug over his head and Naruto saw that his grip on Kono tightened slightly.

Naruto sighed and drug his hand through his hair, pulling absently at the tangles. He was not willing to show his brother and his lovers that he was terrified and had no idea what to expect either. Cairo, sensing Naruto's mood, sat up and gently shooed Beast and Kono to take a shower. Cairo got out of bed and drew Naruto into his arms.

"Hey, it'll be fine, Naru. We'll stick together like always, no matter what happens." Cairo kissed away the beginnings of tears from Naruto's eyes and then placed gentle kisses on Naruto's mouth.

(I have no idea what I'm doing here, so enjoy my mistakes from this point onwards.-JazzyKat)

"Better?" Naruto nodded and they both jumped in the shower, surprising Beast and Kono. Later, the group convened outside the training grounds marked for the exams. "Good luck today boys!" Iruka called cheerfully as he passed by. Kakashi sidled up to the twins and cheerfully informed them, "The exams will consist of a written exam, and then a team exercise."

Cairo lunged at Kakashi, but Naruto grabbed him around the waist and screamed, "Let him live, brother! Let him live!"

Cairo snarled and made sure to shoulder check Kakashi as they were let into the training grounds.

"Look at all this wonderful youth!" shouted a strange man in a rather revealing green jumpsuit.

Naruto leaned over and whispered to Cairo, "Isn't that Gai-sensi's phrase? Who is that?"

Neji, overhearing the conversation leaned over and hissed, "It is Gai. Someone *cough* *cough* got bored and gave him and Lee a makeover."

Naruto whistled impressed and leaned back in his chair absently, wishing that they could get this show on the road. Sakura had already started her infernal whining when the scarred face of Ibiki poked into the room. Ibiki smiled as he observed this year's crop of maggots- er ninja. "Alright idiots, first phase of the exams. A written exam. If you are caught cheating points will be docked from your test based on the number of times you are caught. There will be ten questions to this exam. You will be given 1-9 then I will verbally give you number 10 after fifty minutes.

If you fail this last question, you will be forbidden to enter this exam again. If you choose to leave then you may return again next year. Ready? Begin."

Naruto looked at his test then glanced over disbelievingly at Cairo. This test was ridiculously easy. Naruto raised his eyebrows and Cairo just shrugged. They turned to the test and ignored all other instances where other members got caught cheating. Ibiki finally stood and said, "Alright then, time for the final portion of the test. Those that wish to leave may now do so." Ibiki waited for the rush of leaving students to quiet down and then smiled broadly at the remaining students.

"Congrats to all of you that stayed. You have officially completed the first part to the exams." The others stayed quiet, and Naruto sighed in relief. Anko then burst through the window, and Naruto face palmed. "Alright, maggots, the next phase to the test is a team survival exercise. Meet on Training Ground 44 in exactly one hour."

Ibiki nodded at Anko and the rest of the remaining nin filtered out of the room. Cairo grabbed Naruto's arm and drug him outside to plop down beside a stream. Naruto curled up on Cairo's chest and was content to sun for the hour of waiting. Cairo grinned mischievously then glanced around the clearing for anyone. He placed some privacy traps just to be safe then slipped his hand down Naruto's shirt. Cairo tweaked a nipple and leaned down to kiss Naruto silent. Naruto kissed back, but pulled away quickly.

"What about-?"

"Shh. No one will bother us, Naru. Trust me."Naruto nodded and bit his lip. Cairo gently pulled Naruto's lips out with his thumb. Naruto bit down on Cairo's salty thumb and looked at him through his lashes. Cairo groaned and smashed his mouth over Naruto's. Naruto leaned into the kiss and started pulling at Cairo's shirt. They divested each other of their clothes and Naruto was riding Cairo's thigh and moaning out to the trees as Cairo teased him with two fingers. Naruto shuddered and came, tightening around Cairo's fingers.

Cairo smirked and then pushed Naruto onto his back. Naruto held his legs up to his chest, allowing Cairo to see his hole begging to be filled. Cairo growled in the back of his throat and dropped a finger to circle the trembling hole. Naruto made a sharp noise and rolled his hips up, begging Cairo silently. Cairo then swooped down suddenly and licked a hot stripe over Naruto's hole. Naruto screamed out as Cairo stiffened his tongue and pushed it in. Naruto hummed, delirious with pleasure and after what seemed like seconds he felt Cairo pull away and replace his tongue with the head of his cock. He pushed in, in one smooth stroke, pausing to let Naruto adjust. Naruto was having none of that and bucked up against Cairo, urging him to go faster.

Cairo obliged and pounded Naruto. Naruto screamed out and reached down to fist his cock. Cairo slapped his hand away and took over. Naruto tipped over the edge and Cairo followed shortly after. The boys managed to get clothed and semi composed before Gai and Lee burst into the clearing with shouts of eternal youthfulness.