Disclaimer: I do not own Big Time Rush.


"AHH!"

Jessie and the rest of the group ran and laughed as the three Jennifers jumped and screamed as the water bottle bomb exploded from underneath their table. They had been setting off one dry ice bomb after another for at least half an hour now around the Palm Woods.

"You girls are awesome, did you know that?" Carlos said as Lauren packed some dry ice into a bottle half filled with water. Once the ice made contact with the water it instantly began shooting smoke like a fog machine.

"Course we did, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Lauren yelled, twisting the cap on.

She carefully opened a random apartment door that said 4H, inside there was a young couple having a very heated make out session on the couch. They didn't notice as Lauren rolled the swelling bottle into their apartment.

"No Carlos is right, I didn't expect the Rocquet Gurlz to be this fun." Kendall admitted as Lauren closed the door quietly.

"What did you expect? Four whiny spoiled popstars that cried when daddy didn't give them what they wanted?" Lauren questioned, turning from her spot squatted by the door to raise a brow at Kendall.

"Well…yeah." He admitted sheepishly.

"Thanks Kendall." Jessie said sarcastically.

"No day is ever boring when a Rocque woman is present."

Just as Lauren said that, a small explosion, followed by a loud scream came from inside the apartment.

"RUN!"

They all laughed and ran down the hallway, jumping into the elevator just as the guy from 4H screamed about 'somebody about to be brutally murdered'.

"We're running out of dry ice." Jessie announced with a pout as she looked into the almost empty cooler.

"Holy eff, we went through ten pounds of dry ice that quick?" Lauren asked as she glanced into the cooler.

"Why don't we take what's left and make a big one?" Carlos suggested as the elevator doors opened.

"Not a bad idea Carlitos, who haven't we bombed yet?" Jessie asked as she mentally went over the list of people they pissed off and scared today.

"Well we've already gotten Guitar dude and the Jennifers." Logan said.

"And everyone in the lobby…" James chuckled, referring to when they set off six of them, one after another. The reactions they got out of that one was nothing short of hilarious.

"And Camille's dad…" Carlos added.

"That one was bad." Lauren said as she sucked air through her teeth. Camille's father deffinantly didn't like that joke.

They thought in silence as they walked past the front desk of the Palm Woods.

"Bitters!" Jessie whisper shouted with a huge mischievous grin.

"Yessss!" Lauren hissed as she shared a look with Jessie.

"Uh who?" Kendall asked with furrowed brows.

"The lousy Palm Woods hotel manager." Jessie continued to grin

"He's in his office right now, I say we bomb the creep." Lauren insisted, she really didn't like Reginald Bitters, at all.

So they found an empty two liter bottle from the recycling bin and packed it with the remainding ice, Lauren twisted the cap onto the bottle and jumped over the front desk. She silently crept toward Mr. Bitters office door, the swelling bottle in hand. Very carefully, she twisted the doorknob and pushed it open a few inches. Mr. Bitters was sitting at his desk, head rested on his fist, fast asleep. Perfect…

"Time for a little wake up call." Lauren whispered with a grin.

She pushed the door open fully and tiptoed into the office, careful not to make any noise and wake the sleeping man. She sat the bottle down in the middle of the desk, it was swollen to almost busting point now. She grinned and ran from the room. Back in the lobby the others were waiting on a couch, acting natural. Lauren did a run jump onto the couch that James, Jessie, and Kendall were sat in. The boys were caught by surprise as she flopped across their laps and peered over the arm rest, staring down the office door. Thirty seconds later, a huge boom came from the inside of the room, a terrified yelp followed.

Lauren chuckled gleefully.

"ALRIGHT WHO DONE THIS!" An angry Mr. Bitters bellowed as he came out of his office, the remainders of the busted plastic clutched in his hand. His face was soaked with the water from the bottle.

They all did a pathetic job of acting natural. James whipped out his lucky comb and began running it through his hair, Jessie lazily looked at her nails, Kendall began whistling and twirling a string of Laurens hair around his finger innocently, Logan was looking around awkwardly, Carlos was holding a magazine upside down and acted like he was reading. Lauren closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep, it didn't help that she was practically shaking with laughter.

"YOU!" Mr. Bitters shouted and stomped his way toward the group.

"Uh, what makes you think we did anything?" Jessie asked innocently, looking up at the man.

"Mr. and Mrs. Eye black over here." Mr. Bitters spat, glaring at the two.

"Shit! Our covers are blown! Plan B, run like hell!"

And with that said Lauren rolled off of their laps and onto the floor, she did a ninja roll across the small table and took off running around a corner. The others were quick to follow her league and scatter in all different directions. Mr. Bitters hot at their heels.

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"Oh man, did any of you guys find Lauren? You don't think Bitters got her do you?" Kendall asked as he walked to the group of four in the loungers.

They had just grouped back together after running around the Palm Woods for twenty minutes. They successfully got Bitters off their tails and met up at the pool. All except Lauren, she never came back.

"No luck, but im sure she'll show up soon." Jessie said boredly.

As if she were waiting for those words, Lauren popped up with a splash from the deep end of the pool, gasping for air. Her hair had lost its ponytail and now lay soaked around her shoulders, her eye black was smeared down her cheeks.

"Should have known…" Jessie mumbled with a shake of her head.

"Oh hey guys, is Bitters gone?" Lauren smiled brightly at them when she opened her eyes and seen them all staring at her with looks of shock on their faces.

"How long have you been down there?" Kendall asked as he offered his hand to her.

"Uhhhhhhhh, about seven minutes." Lauren said with a thoughtful look as he pulled her out of the pool.

"LAUREN!" Jessie cried when the soaked teen sat down on her, effectively soaking her too.

"JESSIE!" She mimicked.

"I hate you, do you know that?" Jessie told her sister.

"I know that you don't mean that." Lauren smirked, leaning backwards and resting her head on Jessie's shoulder so she was completely laying on her.

They all sat there in silence for a moment, and then Carlos sighed.

"Im bored now!"

"What do you suppose we do?" Logan asked.

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Ten minutes later they all found themselves in the pool, Lauren was sitting on Kendall's shoulders, attempting to spike his soaked hair into a Mohawk. Jessie was sat on Carlos' as she went over the rules of chicken.

"Its simple really, you get knocked off, the next person is up." Jessie said with a shrug.

"Cool, so we ready to start?" Carlos asked eagerly.

"Yep, but just a heads up, Lauren is really competitive." Jessie said, looking toward the blonde who just smeared more eye black onto her face.

"You'd best just throw yourself off of Carlos' shoulders now while you're ahead baby sister. You know im unbeatable, and with the help of my trusty stud here, you're all going down!" Lauren said, patting Kendall on the head.

"Stop calling me that! You're only three months older tha-… wait? Don't you mean steed?" She asked with furrowed brows.

"Nope, Mr. Stud Muffin and I are going to kill you all." Lauren said with an evil smirk

If you looked closely, you would have noticed Kendall's face flush a light pink color.

"FIGHT!" Logan and James chorused from the edge of the pool.

And so they fought, the guys got to see first hand just how competitive Lauren really was. Jessie put up a tough fight as they swung and shoved eachother around, but she was no match for Lauren and went crashing into the water a few minutes later.

"Who's next!" Lauren shouted gleefully when Jessie broke the surface and started coughing up water.

Jessie shot her with a glare before swimming to the edge and sitting down between James and Logan, she attempted to ring some of the water out of her soaked shirt.

The chicken games went on, one after another, Lauren was the last man standing as she sent Logan, James, and Carlos crashing into the water one after another. She refused to admit that Logan almost had her when she went up against him.

"Chicken champion and gold medalist Lauren Rocque wins again WHOO!" Lauren cheered as she threw her fists into the air.

"Not so fast there chicken champion, you still have one more fight." Kendall said.

He dunked under the water and Lauren slid from his shoulders. He resurfaced and smirked at her, she smirked back.

"James." She stated.

"Carlitos." Kendall said.

The two named leaped back into the pool and the two competitors shouldered up, they stared eachother down, both trying to intimidate the other.

"Competitors ready?" Jessie questioned from her spot at the side of the pool next to Logan.

Without looking away from eachother, they both gave a stiff nod.

"FIGHT!"

They began the shoving and pulling, Carlos nearly lost his balance a few times. But Kendall kept up, he refused to loose. Lauren clamped her teeth together and pushed harder, she was not going down without a fight.

"Fall down damn it!" Lauren snarled after another hard shove.

"Awe, is somebody getting a wittle aggravated?" Kendall cooed with a smirk.

"You're going down blondie!" She shouted as she grabbed onto his arms and began yanking, shoving, and pulling, but her efforts had little effect.

Kendall threw his head back and laughed, something fluttered in the pit of Laurens stomach from the sound of his laughter.

Kendall grabbed hold of her arms firmly.

"See ya goldie locks." He smirked.

Lauren gave a yelp as she was pulled from James' shoulders and went crashing into the water between Carlos and James. When she resurfaced she glared at Kendall, who had just jumped off of Carlos' shoulders.

"Oh my god! I can't believe it! He beat you! Take that you stupid, competitive, Mrs. I-cant-loose, but you just did! In your face bitch!" Jessie cheered like a crack monkey and hugged Logan, who chuckled and patted the happy girl on the back.

Lauren just continued to glare.

"Awww does somebody need a hug?" Kendall teased with a huge dimpled grin as he held his arms open.

"Screw you." She spat playfully, splashing water at him.

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After a splash war they climbed out of the pool and started a fire in the fire pit. Jessie sat between James and Carlos lazily running her foot back and fourth through the flames.

"You're going to burn yourself." Lauren said lazily from her spot next to Kendall.

"No im no- ouch!"

She burned her foot.

"Told ya…" Lauren mumbled with a smirk.

They sat in silence for a while, it seemed as though the events from today had finally had them all tired out.

"Today has been like the longest day of my life ever." Carlos said.

"Tell me about it." Logan agreed with a chuckle.

"I told you guys, boy band boot camp is very exhausting." Jessie spoke up.

"HA! I'll drink to that one!" Lauren said, raising her water bottle and taking a swig. Remembering when she had to go through it.

"You know what's funny? We didn't even get the chance to sing together." Kendall said.

Everyone watched as a small smirk slowly appeared on his face.

"Oh you're such a turd, oh yeah a giant turd." Kendall began singing.

"And you look like a turd and you smeeelll like a tuuuurd" The other boys fell into the song.

"ooooooooohhhhhhhh wwhhhoooooohhhh" James added some layers into it.

Logan began beatboxing and the boys' singing got gradually louder and more harmonized, the girls stared at them in shock. This was Laurens first time hearing them sing, ever. Jessie knew James was good, and that Kendall had a decent voice. But she was smacked speechless by how great they all sounded together, this was exactly why she fought so hard with her father.

"And you look like a turd…'

"And you smmeeeyeeeyeeyeeelll like a tuuuaaarrd yeeeaahh yeahh" James finished off, jumping up onto the seat.

Everyone around the pool began to applaud, Jessie, Lauren, The Jennifers, Guitar dude, Tyler, Camille, everyone else. The guys smiled, James took a bow before flopping back down onto the couch thing.

"We should do this! You guys were right. I really think we should do this." Kendall said, standing up.

"How, we got fired remember?" Logan pointed out.

"We didn't get fired…" He started, then noticed the looks everyone gave him.

"Okay we got fired! But the problem is, we didn't try our best." Kendall admitted.

"Uh, I tried my best." James stated.

"You walked out in a fit of rage." Jessie pointed out with a small smile.

"Okay, so maybe I didn't try my best." He admitted with a slight frown.

"Guitar dude, I need some music…something inspirational." Kendall said to the long haired guitar player.

Guitar dude held his fist up then began strumming his guitar, a smooth rhythm sounded around them. Kendall put his speech face on.

"We are hockey players, brothers of the ice! And we do NOT quit. Now, are we gonna dump the puck and scramble back to the bench? Or are we gonna grab the puck, pull the goalie, and rush to the next big time!"

"You really think we can make it as a boy band?" Carlos asked doubtfully.

"No…but I have realized three things since we've got here. One – I love singing. Two – I love singing with you guys!..." He trailed off.

"And the third thing?" Jessie asked

"It's minus eight in Minnesota right now, and im in LOVE with this pool." Kendall stated, turning his head to look fondly at the huge pool.

"That was deep bro." Lauren said, holding up a fist

"Shut up you! Anyways, what's the play? Dump the puck, or big time rush?" Kendall asked the guys.

"Big time rush." James stated, standing up.

"Big time rush." Carlos said, jumping up and throwing his helmet on.

"Big time rush." Logan agreed.

"Big time rush." Kendall finished.


Chapter 7 up! Chapter 8 is in the works and will be posted up shortly! Thank you all for the reviews! Writing confidence BOOSTED! :D