AN: To answer Pink cookies and fairyfloss's questions, I know that they are sworn enemies of Voldemort and in the Order of the Phoenix but they wouldn't kill him because that would be using an unforgivable and annoying him to death isn't a crime. They are like followers in disguise in a way and yah I think I will do all 101. Thanks for all of the reviews okay on to the story.
6. When in meetings, start clucking like a chicken with the wings and everything.
"Okay, and Crab and Goyle will go here," Voldemort said as he pointed to the map, "and…"
"Ba-baack (AN: I don't know how to spell a chicken noise)" James said making his arms into chicken wings by putting them under his armpits.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck," Sirius said as he got up off of his chair, where an egg laid, and got up on the table making chicken wings out of his arms too.
"Get off of the table right now and stop making those noises!" Voldemort screamed as Sirius walked over the maps leaving chicken footprints all over the maps. Then Remus pulled out his wand from the shadows and flicked it at Voldemort's head. A chicken appeared on the top of Voldemort's head and began to make chicken noises. "Get this infernal thing off of my head this instant!"
Lucius Malfoy tried to get the chicken off of Voldemort's head by pulling at it but the chicken had securely on top of his head. Voldemort was fuming and much screaming could be heard from him as the chicken dug the claws in his feet into his head.
In the background, James and Sirius were still being like chickens. They were laying eggs on the maps and Remus would cast a spell to smash the egg and ruin the maps.
The death eaters were so confused with all that was going on they didn't know what to do and sat there dumbly.
Sirius and James ran over to Voldemort and shoved chicken feathers in his mouth and ran out of the room squawking all the out and dodging Voldemort's badly aimed spells.
AN: Please review! Thanks!
