D: Here we go again!
K: Yay! Kisame! Kisame! Damn it, where is that fish-man?
Kisa: I'm a SHARK not a flippin' fish!
K: Sure you are.
Kisa: That's it *takes out Samehada*
K: These guys are mean.
D: Well, you are insulting them, and they are s-class criminals. What did you expect?
K: Not this.
D: I think you should run.
K: Good idea. She doesn't own Naruto. Bye! *runs for life… again*
Chapter 13:
Double Date:
Sasuke, Kye, Gaara and I were at my house (how we managed to get Orochimaru away from Sasuke I'll never know) and we were bored out of our minds.
"So, who wants to go on a double date?" I asked.
"You mean you and Gaara and me and Sasuke?" Kye asked. I nodded. "Yes! Yes! Yes!" She cried out hugging Sasuke fiercely.
"No! No! No!" Sasuke yelled, trying to get Kye off of him.
"She won't let go, I'm not even sure how I got her off of you the first time," I said. "But it sounds fun. And, Sasuke, it looks like you're going weather you like it or not. So enjoy it."
"Fine," he said, surprising us all with his willingness.
"To my yellow jeep!" I said, grabbing Gaara's arm and pulling him with me. Before I could get into the drivers seat, Gaara took the keys from me.
"I'm driving, I know just where we're going," he said. I got in the passenger seat and Kye and Sasuke sat in the back.
We drove for nearly thirty minutes, and then Gaara finally pulled over into a deserted park. When we got out, he whispered something to Sasuke, and then he managed to drag Kye off in one direction (I know that sounds wrong, but just keep reading, it really won't turn out bad. TRUST ME! Kye, I would NEVER put you through something like that!) while Gaara and I went in the other direction.
"You know, this isn't much of a double date," I said as we walked towards a tree who's roots made a little cave-like-shelter. We sat down.
"I know, but I wanted to spend time with you," he said. He put his arm around me and lied down, bringing me with him, so that we could see the stars.
"It's beautiful," said.
"Just like you," he said. I blushed; no boy had compared me to the night sky. Not that I had dated many boys. In fact...
"You're the first guy I've ever dated," I said aloud.
"Haha, well, you're the first girl I've ever dated," I said.
"Well, that's kind of to be expected, after all, you are a ninja and you have to focus on your job. Not only are a ninja, but you're the Kazekage," I said, and I kissed him on the cheek. "You're a very good Kazekage."
"How would you know?" He asked.
"You're right, I guess I wouldn't," I said thoughtfully. "I take back my compliment."
"You can't do that," he said.
"Oh, but I just did," I said with a smile. I stared into his eyes and he stared back. That was all the invitation he needed to start kissing me.
Kye's POV:
I'm not sure how, but Sasuke managed to drag my crazed self (crazed in a good way) over to a large rock. He pulled both of us up on top of it.
"So, um, nice night," he said.
He sounds hesitant, do something. Okay!
"Sasuke, let's kiss!" I said excitedly. Not that! Shut up and deal with it!
"What?" He asked, but he didn't sound angry. More surprised and a little… scared, maybe?
Sasuke, scared? That can't be right. Maybe he does like me! Don't bet on it, you're way too eccentric for him.
"Um, sure," he said.
What? Ha! Shows what you know! I am you! So? You still guessed wrong!
He put his arm around my neck and leaned in. I put both my arms around his neck and leaned in. Our lips met, and it was like our lightning chakra fused or something because there was much more than just spark of emotion. It was a whole lightning bolt.
Speaking of lightning chakra… Shut up for once! I'm in the middle of kissing Sasuke! I wish it were Itachi. I DON'T!
He pulled away after a minute and just looked at me (technically us). Now was the perfect time to take back control.
"Hey, guess what Sasuke?" I asked. I think he noticed the change in personality.
"What?' He asked hesitantly.
"I learned Chidori in one week!" I said excitedly, waiting to see his reaction.
"Kakashi said that, too, but I don't believe that," said.
"Fine, I'll prove it," I said, jumping down from the rock. I concentrated my chakra and quickly preformed the hand signs. "Chidori!" I cried, and lightning appeared around my hand, crackling like one thousand birds.
"Unbelievable," he said to himself.
"Darcy and I are going to start working on a killer combo, well, we already have earlier today and the end of last week, but we need a lot more work," I bragged. I could tell he was jealous.
"How would you like me to help you with your training?" He asked. "Maybe you could learn to change your chakra nature. I had to when I learned Chidori, and since you already know it, you may be able to change your chakra nature."
"Sure," I said. I don't see any harm in that, it could be fun. Could be? You mean will be! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's kiss him again! No! Too bad, you don't get a choice! Aw, I hate you. "Sasuke! Let's kiss again!"
He didn't even reply this time, he just backed me up against the rock, kissing me passionately.
Aw, who knew Sasuke had a soft side? Just shut up and enjoy this. NEVER!
D: Well, I think that was nice.
K: It was!
D: Sorry it was so short, but I think the sweetness of it makes up for that.
Sasu: Whatever you say…
Gaara: I agree with Darcy.
D: Aw, that's a good boyfriend!
K: Sasuke, you need to act more like Gaara!
Sasu: Since when were we dating?
K: Well, you sure did kiss like we've been dating for a while!
Sasu: Whatever, just review.
