Alrightie then, a plot chapter. If anyone cares, the Anbu mentioned is not the one in the actual series, so he is actually an OC and will act the way I want him to. Other than that, Standard Warnings apply. I don't own Naruto or Teen Titans. Enjoy!

-JazzyKat


The Twins continued on back to the start of the challenge, stopping only to drink some water and rest. They heard a horrible ruckus, and Cairo sighed. Naruto groaned and begged, "Please, please ignore it whatever it is. We don't need to go in saving everybody."

Cairo shrugged and Naruto sighed before grabbing Cairo's arm and dragging him in the general direction of the noise. The Twins finally burst into a clearing and stop to blink a couple of times. Lord Volde- I mean, Orochimaru standing in front of the prone bodies of Sasuke and Sakura, but Orochimaru was wearing an oversized sombrero, had a pink tube top on, and had a pineapple stuffed down the tube top. Naruto blinked several times then scrubbed at his eyes. Cairo just face-palmed and started banging his head on a nearby tree. Cairo noticed that Kabuto was doing the same from his position behind Orochimaru. Naruto scratched his head and smiled apologetically in Kabuto's direction before grabbing a giant stick and bonking Orochimaru in the head with said stick. Kabuto winced at the sound of the hit, but made no other moves to help Orochimaru.

"Sorry about that." Naruto called softly.

"Not a problem. He was going on one of his rampages again." Kabuto called back exasperated.

"What do we do about the curse mark?"Cairo butted in, looking up from the tree.

Kabuto shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't actually know, but I'll research it and come back to you with the information."

"Perfect, but we do need to get you out of here without being caught."

"Any plans, brother mine?" Cairo breathed into Naruto's neck.

"If I may?" Kabuto said hesitantly. After a few minutes of whispered planning the three worked out a plan and with a couple of henges and a bit of blood the two settled into position. Kabuto grabbed Orochimaru's unconscious form and bid the boys farewell.

Naruto nodded, pleased and shooed Kabuto on out of the clearing with Orochimaru slung over his back. The Anbu arrived three seconds after Kabuto disappeared and they saw Naruto lying on the ground bloodied being cradled by an equally as bloody Cairo. One of the Anbu tried to pull Cairo away from Naruto, but Cairo became so hysterical that they left them alone for the time being. One of them that wore a wolf mask picked up Sasuke and Sakura. The rest of them looked at each other, and then drew straws to see who would get to try to calm the Twins. The unlucky soul wore the cat mask and he approached the boys. Cairo tensed up again and pulled Naruto closer. The cat mask slowed down his approach and Naruto let out a groan which drew Cairo's attention once again.

Naruto was trying desperately to not cackle and he could see Cairo bite the inside of his check in order to keep from laughing as well. Cairo turned his attention to the Anbu that had crouched down out of hitting range next to them. The cat mask spoke for the first time, trying to soothe the boys.

"Hey, it's alright. We'll get you and your brother to a medic as soon as we hit Konoha again. You just have to let us get the both of you."

Cairo heard Kakashi's voice from behind the cat masked Anbu.

"Cairo let the Anbu take you and Naruto back to Konoha. You both have completed the challenge and are qualified for the fights. At least let him take you home and we can deal with your injuries there."

Cairo, still playing his part nodded slowly, glaring at the cat masked Anbu. He reluctantly released his brother and soon found that Kakashi had picked him up. Kakashi then breathed into Cairo's neck, "What's going on?"

Cairo breathed back just as silent, "Orochimaru bit Sasuke. Kabuto is going to research the mark and see if he can find a way to reverse it for us. We didn't want him caught so a few henges and some blood and the Anbu is as oblivious as ever."

"Impressive." Kakashi raised an eyebrow. The group was silent until they reached the Training Grounds. An entire crowd had gathered and Beast and Kono shoved their way to the front of the crowd to see Naruto and Cairo. Kakashi shielded Cairo with his body which allowed Cairo to flicker the henge to show Beast and Kono that they were okay. Beast and Kono took the hint, melting back into the crowd and heading for the house. Naruto had been lulled to sleep by the surprising comfort of the cat-mask Anbu's arms. Before drifting off to the sound of his heart beat, Naruto made a mental note to go rifling through the Hokage's files in search for this Anbu. Cairo had caught his eye and raised an eyebrow at the Anbu. Naruto had nodded and could feel Cairo's glee from the Anbu's arms.

They arrived back at the house and after some major threatening from Iruka, the boys slipped back upstairs for a shower. Naruto was just standing sleepily in the shower, when he felt like someone was watching. A quick glance to the rest of them showed they felt it as well. Naruto shrugged and decided to put on a show for the peeping Tom. Naruto captured Beast's mouth and pressed him up against the shower wall. Beast hissed from the coolness of the shower wall on his bare back, but kissed Naruto hungrily back and ground down on Naruto's thigh that had found its way between his knees.

Naruto pulled Beast out of the shower, faintly noticing Cairo pull Kono out behind then and dumped Beast onto the bed. He gnawed at Beast's chest until he felt the presence move to the bedroom. He smirked at the sounds of Beast's pleasure and softened his bite until he was suckling the nubs. He trailed his way down Beast's stomach and then took Beast in his mouth. Beast moaned out breathlessly and yanked hard on his hair.

Naruto started when he felt a cool hand circle his exposed entrance, but calmed when Cairo laid a hand on his back. Naruto wiggled his hips at Cairo and smirked around Beast when Cairo smacked his ass. Naruto pulled off of Beast with a wet pop and turned his attention to Kono. He dragged Kono down beside Beast and quickly stretched him. Beast took over and soon was pounding away at Kono. Naruto slid into Beast in one long stretch and screamed out when he felt Cairo tongue him. Cairo threw himself into rimming Naruto, absently stroking himself along with Naruto's thrusts into Kono.

The added thrill of being watched set Naruto's skin ablaze and all too soon he felt the familiar tightening in his abdomen. Cairo tongued him faster, adding in two fingers alongside his tongue and Beast and Kono fell off the edge. The combined sensations did Naruto in, and he came so hard his stomach muscles hurt. He saw stars and very nearly passed out. He clung on though and dozed, sleepily nuzzling the back of Beast's neck. He only started awake when Cairo washed him down with a cool cloth.